Bob Peale
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...for the Assassin Corps; two men and a woman.
"Ok," the interviewer said to the first candidate. "For your final test, your wife is behind that door," he said, gesturing at a closed door across the room. "Take this gun, go in there, and kill her."
The candidate reached out with a shaky hand and never even grabbed hold.
"I can't," he said dejectedly, and left the exam rrom.
The interviewer turned to the second man, holding out the gun. "Your wife is behind that door," he said gesturing toward a similar door. "To get the spot, you have to take this gun and kill her."
The candidate took the gun, strode to the door, but hi shand faltered on the doorknob. Wordlessly, he placed the gun on the floor, turned, and left the room.
The interviewer walked over, retrieved the gun, and approached the last candidate, the woman. "You've heard the task. Your husband is behind THAT door," he gestured to a door adjacent to the others. "Take this gun and kill him. If you do, the spot is yours."
The woman took the gun solemnly, walked over to the door she had been directed to, opened it, and walked in. Several seconds later the interviewer heard 13 loud reports, almost one on top of the other. Then, he heard a blood curdling yell, several loud crashes, and the distinct sounds of a struggle. In time, the woman emerged from the room, her clothes torn, her body covered in sweat.
"Some asshole loaded the gun with blanks so I had to strangle the bastard!"
"Ok," the interviewer said to the first candidate. "For your final test, your wife is behind that door," he said, gesturing at a closed door across the room. "Take this gun, go in there, and kill her."
The candidate reached out with a shaky hand and never even grabbed hold.
"I can't," he said dejectedly, and left the exam rrom.
The interviewer turned to the second man, holding out the gun. "Your wife is behind that door," he said gesturing toward a similar door. "To get the spot, you have to take this gun and kill her."
The candidate took the gun, strode to the door, but hi shand faltered on the doorknob. Wordlessly, he placed the gun on the floor, turned, and left the room.
The interviewer walked over, retrieved the gun, and approached the last candidate, the woman. "You've heard the task. Your husband is behind THAT door," he gestured to a door adjacent to the others. "Take this gun and kill him. If you do, the spot is yours."
The woman took the gun solemnly, walked over to the door she had been directed to, opened it, and walked in. Several seconds later the interviewer heard 13 loud reports, almost one on top of the other. Then, he heard a blood curdling yell, several loud crashes, and the distinct sounds of a struggle. In time, the woman emerged from the room, her clothes torn, her body covered in sweat.
"Some asshole loaded the gun with blanks so I had to strangle the bastard!"
LMFAO
