So That’s Why They Call It Brown

[Busybody]

Brown is an Ivy League university. The status entailed in attending it doesn’t come cheap. Undergraduate tuition plus room, board, and fees for 2012–2013 will set you back $55,016. Fortunately taxpayer-backed student loans and scholarships are available. Here is what Brown students have been learning during Sex Week 2013:


Following an introductory seminar on “Fornication 101,” which covered basic topics such as putting condoms on with your mouth and G-spot stimulation, and [Wednesday's] presentation on “Queering the Toybox,” featuring eco-friendly gay sex toys and products that remember user preferences through integrated microchips, there’s really nowhere left to go, right?

Wrong.

Last night’s workshop was scheduled to


address “The Ultimate Guide to Prostate Pleasure,” where men will explore “how much fun prostate stimulation can be,” according to the official event schedule.

On the syllabus: “prostate massage, toys for prostate stimulation and more.”

Enterprising students ought to film final exam week at Brown; the footage could be used for lucrative homosexual pornography, to run on weekdays after school on the Disney Channel if current cultural trends continue.

In an egalitarian society, degeneracy isn’t only for those who can scrape up the mountains of money required for prestigious Brown. At the more modest University of Tennessee,


Sex Week is sponsored by the university’s Sexual Empowerment and Awareness at Tennessee club. The six-day event is expected to cost nearly $20,000 – covered in part by university grants, student fees and contributions from academic departments. …

There are 30 events planned including “Getting Laid,” “Sex Positivity; Queer as a Verb,” “Bow Chicka Bow Woah,” “How to Talk to Your Parents About Sex,” “Loud and Queer,” and “How Many Licks Does It Take…” – a workshop about oral sex. …

In addition to a campus-wide scavenger hunt for a golden condom, the university is hosting noted lesbian bondage expert and erotica author Sinclair Sexsmith.

Miss Sexsmith’s academic qualifications include serving on the board of the New York Lesbian Sex Mafia and running an obscene website entitled, “Sugarbutch Chronicles: The Sex, Gender and Relationship Adventures of a Kinky Queer Butch Top.” Also, “she is an expert in sexuality and leather.”

Scholarly pursuits during Sex Week will include a sex talent show and drag show.

Our culture is flinging itself into the abyss.

Sinclair Sexsmith, another lovely lesbian.

 

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[kbate]

Our culture is flinging itself into the abyss.

Pray tell, exactly what is "Our culture"?

Perhaps it is the culture of the Ivy League Preppies - Beer and Chips while sitting in 150 year old bars in Boston?

or is it the Texas cowboy and cowgirl dancing with beer in hand under their ten gallon hat?

or perhaps the Montana ranchman watching time blow past endless horizons?

or is our culture the Utah Mormon eagerly waiting news of children on their missionary travels?

or is it the Pennsylvania Amish, the Ohio factory worker or the Georgia plantation owner?

What is American culture that the word 'queer' or 'sex' can so easily destroy it?

and if young people talking about sex can destroy the culture, then is the culture worth saving?

 

[pointless]

This is why America is failing, some actually think they're getting and education when they attend classes on How To Butt Fuck And Be Gay.

*cough*

 

[Busybody]

and if young people talking about sex can destroy the culture, then is the culture worth saving?

no problem

the problem is paying 60K per year and running up debt ad gettong out in the world and BEING FUCKED FOR LIFE

 

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[Busybody]

And then asking the rest of us to bail them out.

 

[Busybody]

Pray tell, exactly what is "Our culture"?

Perhaps it is the culture of the Ivy League Preppies - Beer and Chips while sitting in 150 year old bars in Boston?

or is it the Texas cowboy and cowgirl dancing with beer in hand under their ten gallon hat?

or perhaps the Montana ranchman watching time blow past endless horizons?

or is our culture the Utah Mormon eagerly waiting news of children on their missionary travels?

or is it the Pennsylvania Amish, the Ohio factory worker or the Georgia plantation owner?

What is American culture that the word 'queer' or 'sex' can so easily destroy it?

and if young people talking about sex can destroy the culture, then is the culture worth saving?

there is nothing wrong with CUNT STUDIES

just don't AY 60K for it and expect a JOB


ME? I got my CUNT STUDIES for free and I got a PhD in CUNT STUDIES

For FREE

You can call me DR CUNT!

Though some prefer the

Less formal

Dr DOUCHE BAG

 

[Busybody]

Here you go Batty

The problem with CUNT STUDIES

Is Student Loan Debt Forgiveness A Good Idea?


The short answer, despite the pleadings of an over-stuffed body of ex-students facing inexorable debt loads, is "no". However, as Professor Daniel Lin notes in this brief clip, debt forgiveness does not resolve the underlying causes of rising student debt, and therefore cannot prevent future debt problems. Instead of debt forgiveness, he suggests making student loans like other types of loans: dischargeable in bankruptcy. This places the burden on lenders to ensure that students are not taking on more debt than they can handle. While it would lead to a reduction in the amount of loan dollars awarded and theoretically increase interest rates (as 'risk' is priced in from the current no collateral, no underwriting, no credit check idiocy currently), these are good things - naturally incentivizing borrowers to be more careful right now, and in the future, which puts pressure on colleges and universities to control their costs.

 

[Busybody]

Hey yo

batty

you and I have one thing I common

we were CUNT STUDY majors and didn't have to pay for it

 

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[Busybody]

not much income in CUNT STUDIIES

 

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[Busybody]

A CUNT>>>>>

<<< that needs studying

Im gonna be busy awhile

 

[Busybody]

Another cunt that needs study, CLOSE STUDY