So, stuff you can and can't roast.

[Byron In Exile]

You can roast beef and pork. Also, a duck.

You cannot roast a hubcap, a table lamp, or a rock.

 

[Liar]

Oh you can, but there's really no point.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Oh you can, but there's really no point.

And you know this, how?

 

[NewEnglandGirl]

Veggies.

*nods*

Cauliflower, potatoes with onions, carrots with spring of rosemary or thyme, almost any veggies.

Finest kind.

 

[bluemuse]

Don't forget to baste.

 

[Liar]

And you know this, how?

Omniscience.

 

[Silverlily]

You can roast beef and pork. Also, a duck.

You cannot roast a hubcap, a table lamp, or a rock.

You can torch a hubcap, whole damned car along with it.

 

[Sean]

It must suck to have to ape my threads to get attention.

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

it would be against the law to roast VaGirl07 but i would still baste her.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Omniscience.

Not buyin' it.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It must suck to have to ape my threads to get attention.

Aw... is someone butthurted?

Have a kleenex.

 

[just pet]

You can roast a celebrity

Bette Davis-Dean Martin Roast

But you can't roast your bed linens
(Better to shred them on a good night)

 

[Silverlily]

You can roast a celebrity

Bette Davis-Dean Martin Roast

But you can't roast your bed linens
(Better to shred them on a good night)

A Pet sighting! Good to see you, darlin'!

 

[Spence99]

You can roast a celebrity

Bette Davis-Dean Martin Roast

But you can't roast your bed linens
(Better to shred them on a good night)

Is that Howard Cosell?

 

[just pet]

A Pet sighting! Good to see you, darlin'!

Hello, beauty!

Is that Howard Cosell?

It's Dean Martin

or are you looking at Bette Davis...

 

[Spence99]

Hello, beauty!



It's Dean Martin

or are you looking at Bette Davis...

No, one of the other guys sitting at the table. I think it was Cosell. I just watched for a couple of minutes. Those roasts are hysterical. I used to watch the commercials for the home video versions on them on Sunday mornings and laugh my ass off.

 

[just pet]

No, one of the other guys sitting at the table. I think it was Cosell. I just watched for a couple of minutes. Those roasts are hysterical. I used to watch the commercials for the home video versions on them on Sunday mornings and laugh my ass off.

Ha!
Cosell indeed

 

[Kruge]

No, one of the other guys sitting at the table. I think it was Cosell. I just watched for a couple of minutes. Those roasts are hysterical. I used to watch the commercials for the home video versions on them on Sunday mornings and laugh my ass off.

They are hilarious. A lot better than the Comedy Central ones they do now.

I check out the YouTubes of them every once in a while.

 

[clutch1]

Foster Brooks

http://youtu.be/4c4Sbiyda6A

 

[Byron In Exile]

It must suck to have to ape my threads to get attention.

Oh, wait. I'm sorry... what thread was that, again?

 

[Byron In Exile]

Veggies.

*nods*

Cauliflower, potatoes with onions, carrots with spring of rosemary or thyme, almost any veggies.

Finest kind.

Awesomesauce. I think it's the way to go with cauliflower, because otherwise, it's just crunchy nothingness plus whatever you put with it. And who wants that?

Can one roast broccoli?

 

[winegirl]

Awesomesauce. I think it's the way to go with cauliflower, because otherwise, it's just crunchy nothingness plus whatever you put with it. And who wants that?

Can one roast broccoli?

tossed with a little olive oil and seasalt? delish.

 

[XXplorher]

What was the number on that gate again?

 

[Batch]

tossed with a little olive oil and seasalt? delish.

wrapped in foil, and place on the bbq, not in the center.

Butter.

People.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Roast limestone baby!



Old Boy Scout trick...