So, my dad saw my porn stash

[BBWetKitty]

Yes, that's right. My porn stash. I had it boxed away for the move. In the bedroom. Well, I picked him up and I gave him my bedroom. )Im such a good daughter.) The next morning I went in to get dressed and well, my box with the porn stash, was sitting open, like I LEFT IT, next to the bed with Penthouse Uncensored just sitting there, all out in the open. Thank GOD I had already packed my vibes!!

I just slid the book into a box under the socks and never mentioned it was out. I still have to smuggle out a small box of porn books, dvd's too. He's asking me, why is this box so heavy? Uuhmmm.....

Have your parents ever found your porn stash? What did you do?

 

[Satangela]

Rock on Electra, rock on.

 

[Guru]

It could be worse. He might have called all the Seventh Day Adventist's to deliver you an "Awake" flyer.

 

[spacekowboy]

first off .. HAHAHAH!! and second yes it did happen to me . during a move as well . my entertainment center has a drawer uner the television . i thought i removed all the tapes and stuff .. he was helping me roll it out , and the drawer slip open while moving it and what was in there but Black Cravings (yeah i like interacial porn, so what?) I was mortified . and not only was he in the room but also my psuedo uncle

 

[BBWetKitty]

It could be worse. He might have called all the Seventh Day Adventist's to deliver you an "Awake" flyer.

yeah he's not really a Church going fellow. He probably read it and put it back.

 

[BBWetKitty]

first off .. HAHAHAH!! and second yes it did happen to me . during a move as well . my entertainment center has a drawer uner the television . i thought i removed all the tapes and stuff .. he was helping me roll it out , and the drawer slip open while moving it and what was in there but Black Cravings (yeah i like interacial porn, so what?) I was mortified . and not only was he in the room but also my psuedo uncle

well, what did you do??!!!

 

[spacekowboy]

well, what did you do??!!!

thank god my dad just laughed it off . i don't think my uncle saw it . he just taped the drawer shut

 

[LillyO]

All my porn in on my computer or in unmarked cd’s, which can be a bit frustrating when I am looking for something in particular.

This all seems a bit silly when I think about it since my household consists me and a 2 year old who can't read.

 

[Bent]

Yes, that's right. My porn stash. I had it boxed away for the move. In the bedroom. Well, I picked him up and I gave him my bedroom. )Im such a good daughter.) The next morning I went in to get dressed and well, my box with the porn stash, was sitting open, like I LEFT IT, next to the bed with Penthouse Uncensored just sitting there, all out in the open. Thank GOD I had already packed my vibes!!

I just slid the book into a box under the socks and never mentioned it was out. I still have to smuggle out a small box of porn books, dvd's too. He's asking me, why is this box so heavy? Uuhmmm.....

Have your parents ever found your porn stash? What did you do?

Aren't you the same one who's mom found her vibes? I seriously wish I could keep people straight on here.

 

[BBWetKitty]

Aren't you the same one who's mom found her vibes? I seriously wish I could keep people straight on here.

Nope.

 

[Brinnie]

PARENTS?

And you guys talk about my age. pfft. I have my own place

 

[Karen Kraft]

Yes, that's right. My porn stash. I had it boxed away for the move. In the bedroom. Well, I picked him up and I gave him my bedroom. )Im such a good daughter.) The next morning I went in to get dressed and well, my box with the porn stash, was sitting open, like I LEFT IT, next to the bed with Penthouse Uncensored just sitting there, all out in the open. Thank GOD I had already packed my vibes!!

I just slid the book into a box under the socks and never mentioned it was out. I still have to smuggle out a small box of porn books, dvd's too. He's asking me, why is this box so heavy? Uuhmmm.....

Have your parents ever found your porn stash? What did you do?

Yeah, when I went back to Montana for a visit, my mom asked to use my laptop to type out a recipe. I said, "Sure," and then realized that she was taking way too long. Yup, she found my porn. Sigh....

 

[BBWetKitty]

Yeah, when I went back to Montana for a visit, my mom asked to use my laptop to type out a recipe. I said, "Sure," and then realized that she was taking way too long. Yup, she found my porn. Sigh....

Oohh my. I dumped all that before he got here in case he wanted to use my laptop. Thank god he isn't computer literate. That must have been awkward!

 

[Karen Kraft]

Oohh my. I dumped all that before he got here in case he wanted to use my laptop. Thank god he isn't computer literate. That must have been awkward!

Well, yes and no. She was very quiet for a long time. No typing...

I asked her how she was doing and she said, "Just fine, dear."

More quiet. Then she asked me how things were going with my boyfriend.

The tiny hairs perked up on the back of my neck, always an early warning.

I went over and saw what she was looking at. Hmmm.

She's cool, though. She just smiled and said, "Very nice. Do you do other things with the computer [unspoken: that we bought for you] ?

Ugh!

 

[Veruca_Salt]

Yes, that's right. My porn stash. I had it boxed away for the move. In the bedroom. Well, I picked him up and I gave him my bedroom. )Im such a good daughter.) The next morning I went in to get dressed and well, my box with the porn stash, was sitting open, like I LEFT IT, next to the bed with Penthouse Uncensored just sitting there, all out in the open. Thank GOD I had already packed my vibes!!

I just slid the book into a box under the socks and never mentioned it was out. I still have to smuggle out a small box of porn books, dvd's too. He's asking me, why is this box so heavy? Uuhmmm.....

Have your parents ever found your porn stash? What did you do?

You can give it to us.

 

[Weevil]

Yes, that's right. My porn stash. I had it boxed away for the move. In the bedroom. Well, I picked him up and I gave him my bedroom. )Im such a good daughter.) The next morning I went in to get dressed and well, my box with the porn stash, was sitting open, like I LEFT IT, next to the bed with Penthouse Uncensored just sitting there, all out in the open. Thank GOD I had already packed my vibes!!

I just slid the book into a box under the socks and never mentioned it was out. I still have to smuggle out a small box of porn books, dvd's too. He's asking me, why is this box so heavy? Uuhmmm.....

Have your parents ever found your porn stash? What did you do?

My mom found my porn stash when I was sixteen. Although at Sixteen my "stash" consisted of a few playboys and an issue of penthouse forum.

She told me my sould was in serious jeopardy of eternal damnation and sent me to speak with our priest. The priest said he could trade me my penthouse forum for some of the back issues he had.

No, that last one was just a joke. God, will I ever get tired of joking about the sex lives of priests?

 

[GeorgeWBush]

My mom found my playboys before and said nothing what got me mad was when i came home one day i went into my room and caught my cousin jacking off to my magazines i said oh my mom and your dad are coming in next he was standing there with his pants down around his ankles and his hand wrapped around his dick.

I did say you could have grabbed one and taken it to the bathroom and you would not have been caught idiot.

 

[GeorgeWBush]

Matter of fact my grandmother was buying them for me when i was 15.

 

[BBWetKitty]

You can give it to us.

Ah well, too late. I already packed them away discreetly.

 

[the nameless]

Yes, that's right. My porn stash. I had it boxed away for the move. In the bedroom. Well, I picked him up and I gave him my bedroom. )Im such a good daughter.) The next morning I went in to get dressed and well, my box with the porn stash, was sitting open, like I LEFT IT, next to the bed with Penthouse Uncensored just sitting there, all out in the open. Thank GOD I had already packed my vibes!!

I just slid the book into a box under the socks and never mentioned it was out. I still have to smuggle out a small box of porn books, dvd's too. He's asking me, why is this box so heavy? Uuhmmm.....

Have your parents ever found your porn stash? What did you do?

Never had my parents find my porn, but I used to share a room with my bro, and one day my mum picked up his pants and a condom fell out.

And a while ago, my other brother and I were acting stupid, and he pushed me onto my bed, causing me to sit on my vcr remote. I only had a porn tape in that belonged to him. I don't know who was more embarressed, me for being caught with porn, or him for the same reason.

 

[BBWetKitty]

Never had my parents find my porn, but I used to share a room with my bro, and one day my mum picked up his pants and a condom fell out.

And a while ago, my other brother and I were acting stupid, and he pushed me onto my bed, causing me to sit on my vcr remote. I only had a porn tape in that belonged to him. I don't know who was more embarressed, me for being caught with porn, or him for the same reason.

HAH. Did you sit down and watch it together and have hot man sex after?

KIDDING!!



uhm well did you?

 

[dagdag]

Kitty,

First of all, it looks like you are back to where you want sound and safe: Good to have you back!

I did not have porn stuff at the time, so my parents did not have a chance to find any! If they ever find it now; I don't think that it would be embarrassing at this age.

 

[ExistentialLuv]

Mom never has found mine but when she was staying with Polly and I before her move she had a Doc Marten Box.

Mom was out and Polly was in our room looking for something and noticed the box. Thinking it was hers and odd it was sitting out she opened it up. To her surprise, it was my moms toys and naughty books.

She still has nightmares about it, LMAO.

EDIT to add: My most embarassing moment is when my best friend from childhood was flipping through my Pink Floyd collection set Book and found my panty/ stocking fetish mag. She got this shit ass grin on her face and pulled it out. Looked at me and said "Hey Shauna, did this come with the Collection Set?"

I am still turning red from it but what a turn on.

 

[Silverlily]

It's not nearly as bad as finding your dad's porn stash.


*shudder*

 

[ExistentialLuv]

Never had my parents find my porn, but I used to share a room with my bro, and one day my mum picked up his pants and a condom fell out.

And a while ago, my other brother and I were acting stupid, and he pushed me onto my bed, causing me to sit on my vcr remote. I only had a porn tape in that belonged to him. I don't know who was more embarressed, me for being caught with porn, or him for the same reason.

My brother started giving me his nudie mags. After finding one with the pages stuck together I told him to keep them. *ICK*