So Mr. Naudiz is reading my story.

[naudiz]

And he keeps laughing.

Is this why some people keep their Lit. involvement secret from their spouses/significant others?

 

[Svedish_Chef]

He thinks its Fantasy CRAP!

Good man.

 

[Dillinger]

Your story is VERY well written. *smile*

 

[naudiz]

Now he got quiet. I think I preferred the laughing.

You love my fantasy crap, baby. You've got the loin for some hot elf-on-elf action. I can see right through you.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You have dreams of elf on nymph action.

Doesnt mean its me and you though....

 

[glamorilla]

someday I want a little piece dedicated to

Barbarian action.



Congratulations Mrs.Naudiz!

 

[naudiz]

Thank you, Dill.

Cheffie, I'm only interested if you're the nymph.

*unf unf unf* Aw yeah.

Wait, then I'd have to be some faggy elf? Damn it, now I'm confused!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

You are used to being a faggy elf

Oh and when you hit 1000, your title better be...

She who rocks lots

 

[naudiz]

That's not a bad idea, Cheffie. I was thinking of going with "Cockslut Denmother" but there's too much backstory there to explain.

To an anonymous someone whose PM box is full: thank you! And I think he protests too much. Unlike yourself, who is obviously a man of good taste.

Hawt Barbarian Action? I can do that.

I could probably write about it, too.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The StudMuffin reads mine. For a while he thought they really happened. Mostly I get no reaction beyond, "They're good, hun. The 2003 Dodge is going to have four actual doors in it.... {tuned out}"

 

[Svedish_Chef]

No more writing about us in fantasy settings damn it.

I can handle the hot and heavy, but when I have to dress up....

 

[naudiz]

I think he's having too much fun with this. I was kind of nervous about it, so then he said, "Wow, just think about how you'll feel when you publish a novel, and all those people are reading your work. Thousands, maybe millions, gaping at your naked and exposed words, judging you."

He sidestepped before I could get a good swipe in, damn it.

Then he says, "Wow, it really sucks! Not as much a Scrappy Doo, but nothing sucks that much." He's quick. Didn't get swipe in then, either, but then he said that he was only kidding, like I couldn't tell by the goofy grin.

Do they mellow with age? I can't put him down like a lame horse now. I've invested too much time in him.

 

[naudiz]

No more writing about us in fantasy settings damn it.

I can handle the hot and heavy, but when I have to dress up....

Fine, fine. Next time I'll wear the prosthetic forehead.

 

[Calamity Jane]

I think he's having too much fun with this. I was kind of nervous about it, so then he said, "Wow, just think about how you'll feel when you publish a novel, and all those people are reading your work. Thousands, maybe millions, gaping at your naked and exposed words, judging you."

He sidestepped before I could get a good swipe in, damn it.

Then he says, "Wow, it really sucks! Not as much a Scrappy Doo, but nothing sucks that much." He's quick. Didn't get swipe in then, either, but then he said that he was only kidding, like I couldn't tell by the goofy grin.

Do they mellow with age? I can't put him down like a lame horse now. I've invested too much time in him.

lol... He's right. NOTHING sucks as much as Scrappy Doo.

I read the story earlier today, it was damn good.

I quit letting my husband read my stuff.

"Uh huh... good story. Can we have actual sex now?"

 

[naudiz]

Granted, nothing sucks as much as Scrappy Doo. I think that's some kind of universal constant.

Oh how he taunts. Hey, I would've tumbled him gladly afterwards if he hadn't bolted out the door to go gaming. He can't hide forever. He's bound to get hungry and wander back eventually. Er, Mr. Naudiz, that is. Not Scrappy.

And thank you.

 

[glamorilla]

"A Pup named Scooby Doo" was equally cringe-worthy.

 

[naudiz]

I'll be seeing that in my nightmares. *shudder*

Padding those posts to 1000!

 

[Calamity Jane]

Granted, nothing sucks as much as Scrappy Doo. I think that's some kind of universal constant.

Oh how he taunts. Hey, I would've tumbled him gladly afterwards if he hadn't bolted out the door to go gaming. He can't hide forever. He's bound to get hungry and wander back eventually. Er, Mr. Naudiz, that is. Not Scrappy.

And thank you.

Scrappy isn't gonna be in the movie, is he?

 

[naudiz]

God, I hope not. I'll have Mr. N. check it out. I'll boycott!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh how he taunts. Hey, I would've tumbled him gladly afterwards if he hadn't bolted out the door to go gaming. He can't hide forever. He's bound to get hungry and wander back eventually.

I believe I told you about maulings too.

 

[naudiz]

He likes it.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Oh he just tells you that!

 

[naudiz]

Every time I remove the ball-gag. *titter*