so, Mom is gone and my sanity has returned

[perks]

sort of

So, what happened, childrens?

Dish the dirt.




<a special shout out to all my homies>

 

[kotori]

Well I've moved, and I'm quitting my job. I'm looking for a position as a personal assistant (read sex-slave) to a highly motivated, opinionated, incredibly sexy young woman.

(I have plenty of copies of my résumé--just PM me.)

What's new with you, Perquita?

 

[Marxist]

I'm so glad momma is gone. She was intercepting my phone sex calls to you and I'm kinda tired of pretending I'm a Cuban ditch digger.

"Mis huevos en su boca..."

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Phoenyx]

Ive been accepted as miss-takens persons sex object and and in the running for a few more positions with some others.

 

[perks]

ahhhhhhhh Viejo<that was me sighing cause I just love seeing your sexy self>

You quit the new job?<thinking odd thoughts about that>

As for the sex slave position, can you handle being one of many? It's rumored I have a harem. <this is one of my interview questions, send the resume when you can>

Actually, I'm probalby not young enough, or motivated enough So, you'll just have to eat your heart out and let me have my way with you once in awhile.



Meanwhile, back in my world, My mom has left, Eric's Mom and Dad and tulip and flirt are supposed to be here this weekend. <It's sort of a stressful collision I wasn't expecting>

 

[perks]

I'm so glad momma is gone. She was intercepting my phone sex calls to you and I'm kinda tired of pretending I'm a Cuban ditch digger.

"Mis huevos en su boca..."

Ohhhh, Burro, you are muy guapo. Carlton, I missed you too.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[perks]

PERRRRRRRRKKKKKKKKKKKKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY


hiya hon, didn't even notice that you were gone.

the quote in your siggy line should read...

"curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back."

oh yeah, and fuck, you didn't miss me, bratgurl

 

[perks]

Ive been accepted as miss-takens persons sex object and and in the running for a few more positions with some others.

So, how's that working for you? Are you filling your position completely?<snicker>

 

[kotori]

You quit the new job?<thinking odd thoughts about that>

No, I meant the current job. Today's my last day, then a few days off (Derby), then start new on Monday next.

Unfortunately, this new job is actually going to have work involved, and my posting is going to be way down. I'll have to do one of those "good-bye, cruel world" threads later on.

Glad you're back at it.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Phoenyx]

So, how's that working for you? Are you filling your position completely?<snicker>

Ask her. And as a sex object, (Not slave) she and i are free to see other people.

 

[perks]

No, I meant the current job. Today's my last day, then a few days off (Derby), then start new on Monday next.

Unfortunately, this new job is actually going to have work involved, and my posting is going to be way down. I'll have to do one of those "good-bye, cruel world" threads later on.

Glad you're back at it.

Vieeeeeeeejo,

how will I live without you?




bratgurl, I was not the first person to ever day that saying... so maybe it should read
"Curiosity killed the cat, satisfaction brought it back."- perks who was quoting someone who obviously knows bratgurl.

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

Ask her. And as a sex object, (Not slave) she and i are free to see other people.

If our interaction is any form of measure, you "see" a lot of people.

 

[perks]

Hey Perky bumbum

My day's a little brighter now you're back.

Which is good, cos it's actually night here, and I could do with a little sunshine.

Cos we all know it shines outta yo' ass, babycakes

FOXYLINGUS!!!!!!!!!!!,

lmao, shines outta my azz<that's humour, baby>

lovely to see you, as always.

 

[BigDawg69]

PERKSALISCIOUS!

Oh goody you're back! But not for long it seems, busy weekend coming up heh?

Now where's that smackable ass?

 

[LukkyKnight]

Everybody has a mom, perky, and almost all of us overcome it in the long run.

It is charming that you've returned. We've missed your impertinent self. The place was duckstinctly lacking in perkiness.

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

Happy Sigh

Morning Gorgeous...I have missed you

 

[Southern37]

Welcome Back!!

 

[perks]

mmmmmm, thanks everyone.

I'll be in full force on wednesday probably, although it will be considerably less. The duckling is completely mobile now. And to quote Forrest Gump, "She is ruuuuuuning"

 

[LordMagicMan]

Sanity? I thought you lost that long ago perky sweetie... Heheh Just kidding hun

Hows things with you?

 

[islandman]

ahhhhhhhh Viejo<that was me sighing cause I just love seeing your sexy self>

You quit the new job?<thinking odd thoughts about that>

As for the sex slave position, can you handle being one of many? It's rumored I have a harem. <this is one of my interview questions, send the resume when you can>

Actually, I'm probalby not young enough, or motivated enough So, you'll just have to eat your heart out and let me have my way with you once in awhile.



Meanwhile, back in my world, My mom has left, Eric's Mom and Dad and tulip and flirt are supposed to be here this weekend. <It's sort of a stressful collision I wasn't expecting>

<----Hoping he can also join Perky's harem............


"You shouldn't be......" ah, the good old days.

 

[ShamelessFlirt]

Meanwhile, back in my world, My mom has left, Eric's Mom and Dad and tulip and flirt are supposed to be here this weekend. <It's sort of a stressful collision I wasn't expecting>

Not happening this weekend Ducks