So long!

[blobfish]

And thanks for all the blobfish.

My time here is over. I like some of you, hate more of you, and am indifferent toward the rest. Some of you liked me, more didn't, and all thought I was an alt (which I'm not). Alas, the time for my departure is at hand. I'm sorry for any loose ends or responses that will go unanswered.

Anyone wishing to contact me for any reason may feel free to e-mail me at orangelikeacarrot (at) gmail (dot) com. I will see your e-mail.

Humbly yours,
blobfish

 

[dolf]

what a waste of an av

 

[Licia]

Silly blobfish does not have to swim off.

 

[semen4her]

He wasn't getting enough attention today now its crying like a weasel.

If only it were true.

Fuck outta here, fartwand.

 

[RoryN]

Posts: 1,493

Join Date: Jun 2012

Christ.

 

[Byron In Exile]

what a waste of an av

Waste of an alt.

 

[Licia]

*shrugs*

The ball is still on the playground.

 

[Byron In Exile]

*shrugs*

The ball is still on the playground.

Yeah, but it's flat.

Who amongst these wankers is going to fix it?

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Waste of an alt.

Then why are you taking him away? I like you more as him, than you as you.....

 

[Byron In Exile]

Then why are you taking him away? I like you more as him, than you as you.....

Then you ought to continue to dislike me, because I had nothing to do with whatever that was.

 

[December]

Someone guessed his real name, eh?

 

[Licia]

All I've got is first aid, a bicycle pump, birdsong farts, and crayons.

My mom voice says: Use your own brain. *pokes forehead* Yanno, the stuff inside there.

Beyond that, go play your clarinet for a while--ten minutes.​

 

[Byron In Exile]

Someone guessed his real name, eh?

Who knows.

Who cares.

He blew into town and blew out the same day.

This place is packed with drifters.

 

[Byron In Exile]

All I've got is first aid, a bicycle pump, birdsong farts, and crayons.

My mom voice says: Use your own brain. *pokes forehead* Yanno, the stuff inside there.

Beyond that, go play your clarinet for a while--ten minutes.​

Clarinet? I tried to play clarinet in Junior High. I'd actually thought oboe would be cool, but I couldn't manage the double-reed. So I settled. But even then, I just couldn't get the hang of it.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Then you ought to continue to dislike me, because I had nothing to do with whatever that was.

I did not say I did not like you....do not be such a dramatic little girl. I simply said I like you as him more

Would you like to join my twatter club?

 

[Licia]

Who knows.

Who cares.

He blew into town and blew out the same day.

This place is packed with drifters.

'Tis swim, sink or tread water 'round here: a virtual reality.

Is it really better to burn out than to fade away?

 

[Byron In Exile]

'Tis swim, sink or tread water 'round here: a virtual reality.

Is it really better to burn out than to fade away?

Ah, Neil...

You know, the South never forgave him for "Southern Man," right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHsDa9_HSlA

^ That was the reponse...

 

[Licia]

Clarinet? I tried to play clarinet in Junior High. I'd actually thought oboe would be cool, but I couldn't manage the double-reed. So I settled. But even then, I just couldn't get the hang of it.

Blah, clipboard not stupid... I had a brainfart.

Clarinet. I had to show the eldest how to avoid the high pitched squeaks even though I'd never touched the instrument before. Took a few minutes, funny though.

Never tried oboe.

Piano. I made up songs as I went along, and no piano was considered sacrilege. *chuckles* I rocked the upstairs even after I was told to stop.

Organ. Yep, I am a nerd to the nth degree. My grandma still has one. I haven't played in ages.

Acoustic guitar. High school. A friend of mine has moved away; suffered writers block. He got back into the swing after a hiatus from the Blues.

 

[Licia]

Ah, Neil...

You know, the South never forgave him for "Southern Man," right?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHsDa9_HSlA

^ That was the reponse...

Pfft.

Farm Aid, 1985.

My generation: 1995, Farm Aid.

Farm Aid, 2012.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Alas poor Blobfish.
I knew him, Byron in Exile.

A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
He hath borne me on his back a thousand times (but not in a dirty way); and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is (even though it was completely not dirty)!

My gorge rims at it (understandable, really). Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Okay, not at all, but that's beside the point.

Where be your threads now? your comments? your quotations? your flashes of dickie, that were wont to set the GB on a roar?

Not one now, to mock your own posting? quite text-fallen?

Now get you to my lady's keyboard,
and tell her,
let her type an inch thick,
to this favour she must come;

make her lol at that.

 

[bluemuse]

*sniff *

 

[TorontoBoyWest]

So when is Blobfish 2: The Return of the Dickie arriving at our theaters?

I am guessing he wont last 2 days....

 

[O-dad's Medium]

*starts countdown clock*

 

[Byron In Exile]

Alas poor Blobfish.
I knew him, Byron_in_Exile.

A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy
He hath borne me on his back a thousand times (but not in a dirty way); and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is (even though it was completely not dirty)!

My gorge rims at it (understandable, really). Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. Okay, not at all, but that's beside the point.

Where be your threads now? your comments? your quotations? your flashes of dickie, that were wont to set the GB on a roar?

Not one now, to mock your own posting? quite text-fallen?

Now get you to my lady's keyboard,
and tell her,
let her type an inch thick,
to this favour she must come;

make her lol at that.

A most excellent post!

(No underscores in my name, however. Yes, I've been here that long...)

 

[mediocre]

he should have titled this thread, So long and thanks for all the fish.