So long, Bobo

OldJourno

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I guess "The Great Lasagna Spill Cleanup of 2019" was the tipping point. Bobo cleaned up all three pounds, didn't throw it back up and didn't take a dump by the time we went to the car this morning.
I've been picking him up for years to get him in the front seat. He's about 50 pounds, less than a foot off the ground, and not too long.
Today he didn't want in. He avoided the routine of standing to my left and kept backing away from me. The lasagna slowed him, though, and I soon had him in the familiar grip with both hands on his chest.
I was just leaning him into the car when the dog made a whining sound and there was a ripping noise. I looked down to see Bobo's guts slide out of a split in his belly and splash on the floor of the garage.
A lot of it looked like lasagna.
Maybe Bobo died happy. He sure was a lot lighter.
 
Omg! That's disgusting. Why did you force him into the car if he didn't want in? Dogs aren't fucking stupid. If they don't want to do something it's generally for a good reason.
Anyways, my condolences, guess hindsight is 20/20. :(
 
Had to buy new shoes. Ruined a decent pair of Nikes.:eek:
I don't want to say the dog was inconsiderate or anything, but come on.
 
I never know if you are writing fiction, allegory, or straight reporting but assuming that this is straight reporting I offer condolences for your loss.
 
I never know if you are writing fiction, allegory, or straight reporting but assuming that this is straight reporting I offer condolences for your loss.

You should probably know better.
 
A memorial service for Bobo will be held at noon MST and 11 a.m. PST (there was substantial scatter when the old boy broke apart so we're covering all the bases, in a manner of speaking) on Monday.
Bring a casserole.
Or lasagna.
 
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