So lonely in Saint Louie. So...so lonely...

Needfull Thing

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Nobody is around to talk to me. My nerds all seem to have lives. I've decided to talk to myself in public because I am an amusing guy. I amuse myself after all. Nothing on Tv...video games have lost their appeal...somebody help.
 
Needfull Thing said:
Nobody is around to talk to me. My nerds all seem to have lives. I've decided to talk to myself in public because I am an amusing guy. I amuse myself after all. Nothing on Tv...video games have lost their appeal...somebody help.

As I've said before, I like to talk...what would you like to talk about?

PS - I'm WAY not a nerd....
 
elizaloo said:
As I've said before, I like to talk...what would you like to talk about?

PS - I'm WAY not a nerd....

I am a nerd though. I like nerds. And we can talk about whatever you would like to talk about. Star Trek or something...maybe I could explain it.
 
Needfull Thing said:
Nobody is around to talk to me. My nerds all seem to have lives. I've decided to talk to myself in public because I am an amusing guy. I amuse myself after all. Nothing on Tv...video games have lost their appeal...somebody help.
Awww....games are still good.. I'm still stuck on Diablo.

Oh.. Hello!
 
may- said:
Awww....games are still good.. I'm still stuck on Diablo.

Oh.. Hello!
*waves* Hi May! Eliza enjoy May's perky nipples with me, they just beg for attention don't they?
 
Needfull Thing said:
*waves* Hi May! Eliza enjoy May's perky nipples with me, they just beg for attention don't they?
Lol.. up close and personal kind..
 
may- said:
Lol.. up close and personal kind..
Well California is a bit too far fro me but I would like to lick them for you if the opportunity ever presented itself. *bows*
 
Needfull Thing said:
Well California is a bit too far fro me but I would like to lick them for you if the opportunity ever presented itself. *bows*
They would be thankful afterwards..

(It's so hott!)
 
Needfull Thing said:
I am a nerd though. I like nerds. And we can talk about whatever you would like to talk about. Star Trek or something...maybe I could explain it.

Um, as much as I would just LOVE to discuss Star Trek with you, I don't think there is enough time in my life (or yours) to learn about being a Trekkie.

Instead, why don't we discuss something exciting like porn. Movie porn - is there a thread about that and I've missed it? I like 70s stuff myself....Behind the Green Door and Taboo are two of my favorites. Please don't tell me that you are a purist and have never seen the stuff - not the way you wanted me to help you with May...um, no offense but women's bodies are for looking only. No interest in touching, myself. Give me a well-built man on my couch and I'm good for days.
 
elizaloo said:
Um, as much as I would just LOVE to discuss Star Trek with you, I don't think there is enough time in my life (or yours) to learn about being a Trekkie.

Instead, why don't we discuss something exciting like porn. Movie porn - is there a thread about that and I've missed it? I like 70s stuff myself....Behind the Green Door and Taboo are two of my favorites. Please don't tell me that you are a purist and have never seen the stuff - not the way you wanted me to help you with May...um, no offense but women's bodies are for looking only. No interest in touching, myself. Give me a well-built man on my couch and I'm good for days.

haha!! come on, STL is so boring trekkies are interesting!
im more a fan of the current stuff porn wise.
scooches up on your couch
 
elizaloo said:
Um, as much as I would just LOVE to discuss Star Trek with you, I don't think there is enough time in my life (or yours) to learn about being a Trekkie.

Instead, why don't we discuss something exciting like porn. Movie porn - is there a thread about that and I've missed it? I like 70s stuff myself....Behind the Green Door and Taboo are two of my favorites. Please don't tell me that you are a purist and have never seen the stuff - not the way you wanted me to help you with May...um, no offense but women's bodies are for looking only. No interest in touching, myself. Give me a well-built man on my couch and I'm good for days.

I love the vintage stuff and Taboo gets me seriously hot. Never actually seen Behind the Green Door, sorry to say. Also sorry to say I am not a well built guy. *smiles apologetically* But I have the sexiest mind you ever met.

There is nothing like a beautiful, deeply passionate and perverted woman taking a younger and inexperienced man under her wing to train him. I have always hoped that would happen to me. But at 23 I guess I can stop expecting that to happen. Nice fantasy though. Kay Parker was yummy.
 
Matthew82 said:
haha!! come on, STL is so boring trekkies are interesting!
im more a fan of the current stuff porn wise.
scooches up on your couch

hmm - current porn has no plot.....OH I get it now! Slap my ass and call me whatever you'd like (please)

jump on up here, lie back and tell me all your troubles. I'm good at fixing....things.......like that issue you're having right now.
 
elizaloo said:
hmm - current porn has no plot.....OH I get it now! Slap my ass and call me whatever you'd like (please)

jump on up here, lie back and tell me all your troubles. I'm good at fixing....things.......like that issue you're having right now.

That could be taken several ways...just what problem are you helping him with?
 
I HIGHLY recommend Behind the Green Door - it's ALL about fantasy. Marilyn is a skinny little thing (my bias is showing) but she does okay.

And well built is relative - men are men and as long as you are amusing I'm happy to invite you up on the couch - erm, when what's his name is gone okay?

Excellent point you make - Taboo is my favorite + star is young man = younger male fetish. And no question Kay Parker was hot - I wanted to BE her - still do I guess. And if that makes me perverted, bring it on Trekkie.
 
elizaloo said:
I HIGHLY recommend Behind the Green Door - it's ALL about fantasy. Marilyn is a skinny little thing (my bias is showing) but she does okay.

And well built is relative - men are men and as long as you are amusing I'm happy to invite you up on the couch - erm, when what's his name is gone okay?

Excellent point you make - Taboo is my favorite + star is young man = younger male fetish. And no question Kay Parker was hot - I wanted to BE her - still do I guess. And if that makes me perverted, bring it on Trekkie.

Um...*ducks head blushing* I do think it makes you a pervert and god it makes me hot.
 
Needfull Thing said:
That could be taken several ways...just what problem are you helping him with?

Hey - haven't you heard of HIPPO or whatever lovely acronym it's filed under? I can't tell you what his problem is - he can sue me...just gonna have to wait until I call your number to experience my couch for yourself.
 
Needfull Thing said:
Um...*ducks head blushing* I do think it makes you a pervert and god it makes me hot.

I think your number just came up young man.
 
Hey darlin'....any less needy today? After all, you spent about 6 hours on my couch last night. And I enjoyed every last second of it.....
 
elizaloo said:
Hey darlin'....any less needy today? After all, you spent about 6 hours on my couch last night. And I enjoyed every last second of it.....

Aaawwww...she so sweet. Lying but sweet.Yeah though I am cool.
 
Needfull Thing said:
Aaawwww...she so sweet. Lying but sweet.Yeah though I am cool.

I was lying - on my couch and I recall you occupying all of my time for at least 6 hours...it was dawn before I sent you off to your own bed.
 
elizaloo said:
I was lying - on my couch and I recall you occupying all of my time for at least 6 hours...it was dawn before I sent you off to your own bed.
Hey it was late I admit that but not dawn. I went to bed at 4am. If you were still up then its your fault. :p
 
Needfull Thing said:
Hey it was late I admit that but not dawn. I went to bed at 4am. If you were still up then its your fault. :p

Seemed like dawn...I could hear the birds singing. Or maybe you were singing to me - about chocolate
 
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