So, Judy Riuliani says he wants to be president.

It took me at least three-quarters of a second to figure that out. I need to lay off the Merlot. I wouldn't vote for the bastard, no matter how many times he dressed in drag.

Actually, what's his platform?
 
bluntforcemama said:
It took me at least three-quarters of a second to figure that out. I need to lay off the Merlot. I wouldn't vote for the bastard, no matter how many times he dressed in drag.

Actually, what's his platform?

He straddles the middle on a few big issues. Pro gun control, pro choice republican.
 
It'll never play in Peoria.

No New York City mayor has ever been president. Teddy R. was Police Commissioner, but he made his reputation doing the Rough Rider thing, and of course got the top spot on the ticket by the bullet, not the ballot.

But the thread title summed it up nicely: "Wot kinda naym is that?"
 
SquireCroker said:
It'll never play in Peoria.

No New York City mayor has ever been president. Teddy R. was Police Commissioner, but he made his reputation doing the Rough Rider thing, and of course got the top spot on the ticket by the bullet, not the ballot.

But the thread title summed it up nicely: "Wot kinda naym is that?"
secretary of the navy helped him out too.

guiliani is an animal
 
President of what? Bullshit power-hungry poser jerkoffs...he's already there.
 
Peregrinator said:
Why you say?
"think of the perverted message you send by having a murderer sponsor a street fair."
-rudy giuliani

"think of the perverted message you send by sending armed men in masks into the streets with helicoptors overhead to stop a street fair sponsored by local business owners with permits granted by the city who have no connection to organized crime (your murderer is incarcerated) on the day we celebrate america's independeance from tyranny."
- paganangel
 
Vikingstone said:
He did it for strictly political reasons...I'm sure he thinks they are abominations unto the Lord.


Possibly. I'm waiting for Pat Robertson to call for his assassination or blame 9/11 on his participation in a gay pride parade.
 
paganangel said:
"think of the perverted message you send by having a murderer sponsor a street fair."
-rudy giuliani

"think of the perverted message you send by sending armed men in masks into the streets with helicoptors overhead to stop a street fair sponsored by local business owners with permits granted by the city who have no connection to organized crime (your murderer is incarcerated) on the day we celebrate america's independeance from tyranny."
- paganangel
Any more details?
 
Vikingstone said:
He did it for strictly political reasons...I'm sure he thinks they are abominations unto the Lord.
Just like adultery. Especially after his first wife through all his crap out on the lawn...of Gracie Mansion!
 
bluntforcemama said:
Possibly. I'm waiting for Pat Robertson to call for his assassination or blame 9/11 on his participation in a gay pride parade.


Funny.
 
SquireCroker said:
Just like adultery. Especially after his first wife through all his crap out on the lawn...of Gracie Mansion!


Sssshhh, hush...he only fucked around on his wife while spouting family values a little bit.
 
bluntforcemama said:
Weirder things have happened. You've got to love the loonies that make the morning news a riot.


Oh I LOVE it when the "Lord" speaks his word of knowlege to good ol' Pat. He says very funny things that bring the religious right ever closer to the end of their sway.
 
Peregrinator said:
Any more details?
how about trying to ban artwork he finds anticatholic?
oh, and then there's firing ray kelly so the drop in crime would be disconnected from the previous administration.
oh, and the completely irrisposible nepotism involving bernie kerrick. (helped a lot with the irag problem now. even as mayor he affects foreign policy in the negative.)
oh, and the time he yelled at teachers who complained class size grew when it was supposed to be cut. (stop complaining and welcome the challenge)
oh, and the great 'this isn't the president's fault, blame the troops.'


he is a class a fuck
 
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I think we need better presidential candidates is what I think...
 
Vikingstone said:
He did it for strictly political reasons...I'm sure he thinks they are abominations unto the Lord.


see, thats the thing... how do you know what he thinks? does he confide in you? its why politics are messed up. everyone jumps to conclusions.
 
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