So I'm word fucking this chick the other night

[rimmy]

and I euphemismed in her face. Should I have pulled out and warned her first?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

*smirk*

Thank you, I needed that smile.

 

[breakwall]

and I euphemismed in her face. Should I have pulled out and warned her first?

Did you play with her : ?

 

[BBWetKitty]

and I euphemismed in her face. Should I have pulled out and warned her first?

I hope you were using finger cots. Can't be too careful.

 

[hydrex]

and I euphemismed in her face. Should I have pulled out and warned her first?

did you pop her semi-colon?

 

[rimmy]

Did you play with her : ?

Damn straight I did. Every time I had my verbiage near her {} she would try to Backspace into me.

 

[rimmy]

I hope you were using finger cots. Can't be too careful.

Don't you fret Kitty, I go for the full glove. I don't want any of her dangling participles to fall on my palm

 

[rimmy]

did you pop her semi-colon?

Please see post #6

 

[rimmy]

*smirk*

Thank you, I needed that smile.

That's what I'm here for

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

I'd just like to stop in to say that I'm appropriating the use of the term "word-fucking" from you, Hydrex.

Don't worry. I'll cite you and pay appropriate royalties.

 

[hydrex]

I'd just like to stop in to say that I'm appropriating the use of the term "word-fucking" from you, Hydrex.

Don't worry. I'll cite you and pay appropriate royalties.

uh ok but I think rim might have something to say since it's his word.

 

[hydrex]

so you gave her the old exclamation point right in her "O" huh? LOL

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

uh ok but I think rim might have something to say since it's his word.

oops.

Right you are.

Expect to hear from my lawyer about returning those royalty checks.

 

[rimmy]

oops.

Right you are.

Expect to hear from my lawyer about returning those royalty checks.

Don't worry about it. I figure we call it even since I had Oliver Clozoff when I punctuated her.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about "naughty sex talk"

*goes to find some porn*

 

[bg23]

Don't worry. I'll cite you and pay appropriate royalties.

harvard or cambridge system?
it's all about the style, you know.



i suck at punning. why do i even try?

 

[breakwall]

Damn, I thought this thread was going to be about "naughty sex talk"

*goes to find some porn*

Aw, and I was just going to show you my dangling participle.

 

[rimmy]

harvard or cambridge system?
it's all about the style, you know.



i suck at punning. why do i even try?

Wanna defend me? If I don't win the backslash could cripple me.

 

[hydrex]

oops.

Right you are.

Expect to hear from my lawyer about returning those royalty checks.

Checks? I aint got no stinkin' checks.

 

[hydrex]

So rim did you lick her kunstler script?

 

[rimmy]

So rim did you lick her kunstler script?

Actually first i used my Tunga on her Batang and then I had her italic my Rod.

 

[hydrex]

Actually first i used my Tunga on her Batang and then I had her italic my Rod.

AHhhhhhahahahaha that's the way to give her the old Vivaldi.

 

[Eating_Scarlett]

I feel like I've stepped into Italy. Where some words make sense ...but most things don't.

 

[naughtygirl69s]

Aw, and I was just going to show you my dangling participle.

Tease

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

i suck at punning. why do i even try?

I'm sure you make up for it in other ways.