So I'm in New York.

[NoJo]

So? So you wanna make somethin' outavit?

 

[Kassiana]

So I'm in New York.

Sounds to me like a personal problem.

 

[Guest]

Yes. Bring home a tacky Statue of Liberty souvenir for me. Not too small, though, it might get lost considering what I have in mind for it.

 

[NoJo]

Yes. Bring home a tacky Statue of Liberty souvenir for me. Not too small, though, it might get lost considering what I have in mind for it.

Personally, I find the bagels here are too big for me to finish off.

 

[Guest]

Personally, I find the bagels here are too big for me to finish off.

Try a polo mint, love.

 

[Honey123]

Yo! That's so cool!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

So? So you wanna make somethin' outavit?

Are youse talkin' ta me?

 

[Honey123]

I kinda resent the fact that New Yorkers are being made fun of here, I am afterall...they try, they really, really do. It's hard getting that "O and R" not to sound like "A and W" and really, if there is an "S" at the end of of You....does it matter? And if "R"'s are left off at the end of words....is that sooo bad???

The New Yawk Tawk is very well known and is becoming a lost art.

 

[Guest]

Bumped into any cops yet, Joe? I'm thinking Cagney here. I see you more as a Cagney guy. Lacey was just too motherly.

 

[Kassiana]

Aw, come on, Honey. We'd have made fun of Joe no matter where he was! Especially if he was in Pavia, PA. Good Gods is that town ever a waste of space...

 

[NoJo]

I kinda resent the fact that New Yorkers are being made fun of here, I am afterall...they try, they really, really do. It's hard getting that "O and R" not to sound like "A and W" and really, if there is an "S" at the end of of You....does it matter? And if "R"'s are left off at the end of words....is that sooo bad???

The New Yawk Tawk is very well known and is becoming a lost art.

Don't get me wrong, I love New Yorkers. Please don't shoot me.

 

[NoJo]

Aw, come on, Honey. We'd have made fun of Joe no matter where he was! Especially if he was in Pavia, PA. Good Gods is that town ever a waste of space...

But it has a nice rhythm when you say it. Not as good as "Philadelphia, Pee Eh."

 

[Honey123]

Don't get me wrong, I love New Yorkers. Please don't shoot me.

you talkin' to me....are u talkin' to me?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

you talkin' to me....are u talkin' to me?

(Don't forget to emphasize by pointing with two fingers as you're talking. )

 

[NoJo]

(Don't forget to emphasize by pointing with two fingers as you're talking. )

I have severe Jet lag. So don't fuck wit' me right now.

 

[ElizabethWest]

I have severe Jet lag. So don't fuck wit' me right now.

To quote Kass, "Sounds like a personal problem to me."

 

[Guest]

I have severe Jet lag. So don't fuck wit' me right now.

Wouldn't dream of it.


(Not while you're over the other side of the Atlantic anyway.)

 

[Honey123]

I have severe Jet lag. So don't fuck wit' me right now.

Oh, come on Joe...I can't fuck ya, just a little bit???

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Can you go down to Little Italy....La Ferrara's bakery and get me a lobster tail and some cannoli?

 

[Guest]

 

[logophile]

I just want to know how long until you're in Milwaukee?

 

[gauchecritic]

Well it looks awfully like London to me Joe. Is this some sort of moon-landing flummerly-hoax-jape-conspiracy you're trying to pull?

Say hello to my sister while you're there Joe. Mrs Rosen. Wish her a belated happy birthday too.

 

[NoJo]

Can you go down to Little Italy....La Ferrara's bakery and get me a lobster tail and some cannoli?

I'm assuming that's some kind of code speak, abs.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm assuming that's some kind of code speak, abs.

Who said you're not clever???

 

[NoJo]

Well it looks awfully like London to me Joe. Is this some sort of moon-landing flummerly-hoax-jape-conspiracy you're trying to pull?

Say hello to my sister while you're there Joe. Mrs Rosen. Wish her a belated happy birthday too.

Does she have a Yorkshire accent? I'll listen out for an 'ee eck' on the streets.