So I'm hyper-fucking-tense
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Hey joe. *hugs*
you can bury your head in my cleavage if it'll help
you can bury your head in my cleavage if it'll help
CharleyH
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Ah Joe, let me make you HYPER -FUCKING- tense.
Are you ready?
Christmas or Hanukkah is a time of peace. We get together with family and eat turkey or, my god, bacalhao, but there's always someone across the table - always a - well I want to take off my boot, if I could damn well unzip the fucker, and not so coyly run it up your leg.
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I just almost had a meltdown in holiday traffic on wet roads. I had to have a hug to calm me down.
Peace to you, Joe. Good to see you, and take care of yourself. Eat your oatmeal.
Peace to you, Joe. Good to see you, and take care of yourself. Eat your oatmeal.
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Well, if you don't want pussy, you could always eat extra-spicy food.
Hot wings, peppers, some of SeaCat's chili . . .
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Your AV?
It does wonders for my blood pressure.
Naughty.
We're trying to fix Joe.
He's all pissy.
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Naughty.
We're trying to fix Joe.
He's all pissy.
And that differs from his usual mood, how?
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Chest Pains!
So all those posts above about high-blood pressure were 4 months ago.
So I start running again, lose a few pounds, give up red meat and cheese, quit the nicotine gum, practice yoga...
I immediately started feeling better, fitter, more relaxed. By last week I was running about 20-25 miles a week...
Then the chest pains started. A mild, sort of burning feeling behind my left pectoral muscle. And a tingling down my arm.
They were mild, so I ignored them. Then they got worse. Yesterday I broke out in a cold sweat and had a clear premonition of death.
Last night I freaked and took the bus to the A&E (Emergency) department of my local hospital (my car is in for repairs, and besides I expected to be kept it intensive care).
Okay, so it turns out I have the heart of a young man, it's 100% fine, I won't die of a heart attack any time soon, and there's no problem with my lungs. I don't have indigestion.
But this pain ain't going away. The doctor says it could be costochondritis, which is not serious.
The scare was sobering. It made me take stock and reprioritize my life: I want to spend a lot more time posting crap on Lit now.
So all those posts above about high-blood pressure were 4 months ago.
So I start running again, lose a few pounds, give up red meat and cheese, quit the nicotine gum, practice yoga...
I immediately started feeling better, fitter, more relaxed. By last week I was running about 20-25 miles a week...
Then the chest pains started. A mild, sort of burning feeling behind my left pectoral muscle. And a tingling down my arm.
They were mild, so I ignored them. Then they got worse. Yesterday I broke out in a cold sweat and had a clear premonition of death.
Last night I freaked and took the bus to the A&E (Emergency) department of my local hospital (my car is in for repairs, and besides I expected to be kept it intensive care).
Okay, so it turns out I have the heart of a young man, it's 100% fine, I won't die of a heart attack any time soon, and there's no problem with my lungs. I don't have indigestion.
But this pain ain't going away. The doctor says it could be costochondritis, which is not serious.
The scare was sobering. It made me take stock and reprioritize my life: I want to spend a lot more time posting crap on Lit now.
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Works, Joe.
Don't die yet, k?
Why, do you have something planned?
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You're too fucking healthy and it's killing you. It's simple osmosis. If your body's purer than the environment you live in, you absorb toxins.
I suggest a course of intensive glue-huffing.
I suggest a course of intensive glue-huffing.
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I want to feel like the inside of the girl's cunt in your avatar
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costochondritis? OW!
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*hugs* Joe, it'll be good to see you round more
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Annoying isn't it? You behave well (physiologically, that is) start to look better, feel great and the damned sawbones come up with something else for you to worry about. I've got my resting heart rate down to 61 and what happens? I get put on diuretics because my BP is a touch high. You can't win, I tell you.
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Joe,
Welcome to the family my friend.
People who haven't dealt with this never understand why I live the way I do. Myabe now you can.
Ride the lightning and enjoy the hell out of life.
Eat what you want, piss on those who piss you off. Climb that hill and look to see what's on the other side. Climb that tree and drink that beer. Flirt with her, it doesn't come around again.
Yes make your plans for when you can't work, make your plans for those you leave behind but don't forget you.
I smoke, I drink, I ride a Motorcycle and I do what I want. If it's new or something I enjoy then I eat it. (My wife is the same way for the most part.)
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Welcome to the family my friend.
People who haven't dealt with this never understand why I live the way I do. Myabe now you can.
Ride the lightning and enjoy the hell out of life.
Eat what you want, piss on those who piss you off. Climb that hill and look to see what's on the other side. Climb that tree and drink that beer. Flirt with her, it doesn't come around again.
Yes make your plans for when you can't work, make your plans for those you leave behind but don't forget you.
I smoke, I drink, I ride a Motorcycle and I do what I want. If it's new or something I enjoy then I eat it. (My wife is the same way for the most part.)
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