So, I'm helping my buddy clean out his dead mother's stuff, and what do I find???

[FlamingoBlue]

Talk about your memorable moments. There I am helping one of my friend clean out all his dead mother's stuff. I'm going through her drawers and what do I find but a vibrator. The mood changed instantly. We broke out into uncontrolled laughter. That's just what we all needed to lighten up an otherwise "heavy" day.

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[OUTSIDER]

So did you get to keep it

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Pulleeeeze!!!

The vibrator was buried, just like dear old Mom.

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[TN_Vixen]

how thoughtful!

burying the vibrator with her.

What a send off. ;-)

 

[OUTSIDER]

Yeah don't burn me on a viking ship......plant me with my favourite sextoy

 

[Beebeeblue]

Goodness......thats one way to remember mom.

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[Juan Trickpony]

Better you than the Mortician......

 

[TWB]

I think it is important to accurately list all of the decedent's assets on probate court records. Make sure that your friend does not leave that one off. I am sure that the beneficiaries will have a good time fighting over it.



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[Ksss]

Even moms need sexual release too????
*Although, we don't like to think of our moms that way...*

 

[OUTSIDER]

Even moms need sexual release too????
*Although, we don't like to think of our moms that way...*

Oh I beg to differ, we have a whole story section devoted to that kinda thing

 

[GuyJD]

It would have been funnier if the batteries were dead too.

 

[Guest]

Goodness......thats one way to remember mom.

So, that is how my kids will remember me someday....lol
I'd better put in my will to have the BDSM gear hidden or something, though, so I don't scare 'em!

 

[Merelan]

Laughing at Tiggs response. Hahaha.... oh my. Not sure what I would do if I found that stuff. I know she has vibrators, but BSDM? Hahaha... sorry. Can't see it, or don't want to. Either way.
Oh God... evil thought. My sisters are puritanical sometimes. Should have my Mom plant some in her stuff so when she goes they will find it. Hahaha.... Yes. And knowing my Mom, she will let me!

 

[FlamingoBlue]

She was 84; the batteries were dead....

And so was my buddies Mom. The vibrator was tossed, but not before we all had a much needed laugh

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