So I'm gonna have lots of free time now...

LittleMsNaughty said:
take up knitting?? :p

I know how to Crochete(sp?) but I don't have the patience for it. And I wish I could spell tonite.
 
Think I'm gonna quit something that I used to do alot. And no it's not work.
 
Cibo said:
Think I'm gonna quit something that I used to do alot. And no it's not work.

Giving up masturbation is tough. I replaced it with mastication. I'm up to three packs of gum a day.
 
You know, oddly enough, I know how to cross stitch. I don't think that's normal knowledge for a guy to have.
 
DeityMun said:
You know, oddly enough, I know how to cross stitch. I don't think that's normal knowledge for a guy to have.

I'm part old school momma's boy too. I know how to cross stich a little bit.

And no it's not masterbating either. :p
 
Cibo said:


I know how to Crochete(sp?) but I don't have the patience for it. And I wish I could spell tonite.

How about knitting chainmaille? More manly, and is easier than regular knitting...plus you don't have to fiddle with those annoying needles! :D
 
Cibo said:


I'm part old school momma's boy too. I know how to cross stich a little bit.

And no it's not masterbating either. :p


I did it for a project way back in 4th grade, on the California Missions. I'm still not really sure why I decided to cross stich it, since I didn't know HOW to and all. But... I did it. Still have that thing somewhere.
 
Cibo said:


And no it's not masterbating either. :p

I'm not really sure what masterbaiting is...is that a BDSM reference?

I was referring to mastURbation, y'know the act of hammering your own meat while Juicy Lips yammers in your ears. Gawd I miss her...
 
Marxist said:


I'm not really sure what masterbaiting is...is that a BDSM reference?

I was referring to mastURbation, y'know the act of hammering your own meat while Juicy Lips yammers in your ears. Gawd I miss her...

ROFL...ya got me there.

And I learned how to do it because my grandma wanted to teach me...so me figuring what the hell, decided to do it for a little bit.
 
Cibo said:


ROFL...ya got me there.

And I learned how to do it because my grandma wanted to teach me...so me figuring what the hell, decided to do it for a little bit.


I hope to God you're talking about cross stitching and not masturbating. ;)
 
DeityMun said:



I hope to God you're talking about cross stitching and not masturbating. ;)

I'm glad you caught that. I was having visions of Grandma from the Beverly Hillbillies teaching Jethro how NOT to do it like a Yankee.
 
Marxist said:


I'm glad you caught that. I was having visions of Grandma from the Beverly Hillbillies teaching Jethro how NOT to do it like a Yankee.


That is nothing short of mildly disturbing.
 
DeityMun said:



That is nothing short of mildly disturbing.

Mild is the key word. It's a much better vision than Mr. Drummond teaching Arnold how to use a masturbation sock.
 
Marxist said:


Mild is the key word. It's a much better vision than Mr. Drummond teaching Arnold how to use a masturbation sock.


Anything like that involving Mr. Drummond is pretty disturbing.


Now Kimberly is a different story...
 
DeityMun said:



I hope to God you're talking about cross stitching and not masturbating. ;)

LOL...yes I was talking about the cross stitching. Thanks I needed that laugh.

And quit the thread hijacking. :p
 
Cibo said:

And quit the thread hijacking. :p


Man.. I am SO BAD at that. On the other board I post on, I'm well known for jacking threads. I don't even do it on purpose... I guess my mind just strays sometimes.
 
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