So I'm asleep

[CandiCame]

And my grandparents come in here and they're like, "your dad broke the water, we have to go get a part to fix it."

Me: I need to go?
Gramps: No, you need to get up and watch your brother.
Me: Watch him do what? He's 13!! Zombie apocolypse breaks out he'll come and get me. He's a better shot then I am. WTF?
Gramps: Get your ass up.

Seriously, how old does a kid have to be to watch himself? This makes no sense to me. I stayed home with my brother all the time when I WAS 13. Mom left him home all the time when he lived with her. This is some crazy shit. As soon as they walk out the door, I'm going back to bed.

 

[TonyClifton]

Honey, I am here for you.

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2009/03/minniepearlx.jpg

 

[CandiCame]

Seriously. What age do you guys leave your kids unsupervised with the expectation that they won't kill themselves? I mean, a fucking teenager?

 

[LillyO]

Seriously. What age do you guys leave your kids unsupervised with the expectation that they won't kill themselves? I mean, a fucking teenager?

Girls 12

Boys 46

 

[JohnnySavage]

Girls 12

Boys 46

Whew, I just made it.

 

[KRCummings]

And my grandparents come in here and they're like, "your dad broke the water, we have to go get a part to fix it."

Me: I need to go?
Gramps: No, you need to get up and watch your brother.
Me: Watch him do what? He's 13!! Zombie apocolypse breaks out he'll come and get me. He's a better shot then I am. WTF?
Gramps: Get your ass up.

Seriously, how old does a kid have to be to watch himself? This makes no sense to me. I stayed home with my brother all the time when I WAS 13. Mom left him home all the time when he lived with her. This is some crazy shit. As soon as they walk out the door, I'm going back to bed.

At what age do you grow the fuck up and quit whining about having to get up in the morning and have some responsibility?

 

[Quoll]

At what age do you grow the fuck up and quit whining about having to get up in the morning and have some responsibility?

Girls 12

Boys 46

.....

 

[CandiCame]

At what age do you grow the fuck up and quit whining about having to get up in the morning and have some responsibility?

I can be responsible while I'm asleep. Valid question though. For future parenting.

 

[SuprSalor]

At what age do you grow the fuck up and quit whining about having to get up in the morning and have some responsibility?

Cut the guy some slack.. he's only in his thirty's.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

I don't know what's worse.

That your 13 year old brother needs a sitter, or that you're living with your grandparents.

 

[LuridTales]

Honey, I am here for you.

http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/images/39/2009/03/minniepearlx.jpg

Oh good God. That takes me back. Minnie Pearl.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

So let's get our list straight...


feral cat, dog and brother?










Now, Mike Yates is going to have to top this.

 

[lovetoread]

Oh please, I'm up cause the dog needed to be taken care of.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh please, I'm up cause the dog needed to be taken care of.

I had to get up and put a trapped raccoon into the bed of my truck for a free ride down to da ribber!



Oh black water, keep on rollin'...

 

[lovetoread]

I had to get up and put a trapped raccoon into the bed of my truck for a free ride down to da ribber!



Oh black water, keep on rollin'...

I don't care what anyone says, raccoon does not taste like chicken.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't care what anyone says, raccoon does not taste like chicken.

*spew*



Just admitting that you know a thing like that!

 

[lovetoread]

*spew*



Just admitting that you know a thing like that!

I wuz raised redneck.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I wuz raised redneck.

I'll bet candi-came knows what it tastes like...

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

Oh please, I'm up cause the dog needed to be taken care of.

Hah! My dog woke me up barking in my face this morning. I was like, 'WTF is your problem bitch?" Then I realized she had to pee.

 

[Noor]

Seriously. What age do you guys leave your kids unsupervised with the expectation that they won't kill themselves? I mean, a fucking teenager?

It depends on the kid?