So, I planned on having a little bit of hot phone sex today

[KillerMuffin]

But I'm a lil' Muffin. There's not enough lube to make the receiver comfortable let alone pleasurable. Not to mention that I had a brief vision of my father-in-law using the telephone afterwards and had to go throw up.

Count me out of the phone sex masses, I'll stick to StudMuffin sex, and barring that, fingers, thank you very much.

You phone sex people are freaks.

 

[KillerMuffin]

And just thinking about a guy having phone sex...? Ewww, you'd have to throw it away when you're done. Just buy anal beads! You can use antibacterial soap and hot water!

 

[calypso_21]

We should have a conversation sometime...I'm thinking I would certainly enjoy swaying your opinion.

 

[Dr. B Evil]

Not to mention...

...thinking about the speed dial button that is programmed to ring Grandma's house.

 

[KillerMuffin]

We should have a conversation sometime...I'm thinking I would certainly enjoy swaying your opinion.

You must have one of those slim style phones, then.

 

[curious2c]

Yeah, phone sex is different allright, now...imagine...


CYBER SEX

sex with a computer

 

[Minkey Boodle]

The cool kids deepthroat the headset. It doesn't get much yummier.

 

[calypso_21]

You must have one of those slim style phones, then.

Its in the positioning...and whether it is set to vibrate or not! Hey, I'm the only one who uses it! I'm still testing all the features.

 

[RawHumor]

You phone sex people are freaks.

Prude.

 

[sunstruck]

And just thinking about a guy having phone sex...? Ewww, you'd have to throw it away when you're done. Just buy anal beads! You can use antibacterial soap and hot water!

Yes but do they ring?

 

[islandman]

Get yourself a headset. That way, you never even have to touch the phone. Plus both hands will be free, rather than just one.


so i've been told.................................lol

 

[RawHumor]

Yes but do they ring?

With you women, it's always about the ring.

 

[islandman]

With you women, it's always about the ring.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[sheath]

Tsk, tsk, what a shame...

KillerMuffin, you gotta get out more...

Or maybe I mean you need to stay in more...

Hell, who knows. I like phone sex.

You will find a good teacher one day, keep hoping! LOL

S.

 

[Backyard sweaty]

Yes but do they ring?

They're muted and they don't have a vibrate option. Hence the reason to go with the phone.