So I have to wack off in a cup tomorrow.

[Worm]

At the doctors office. Blahh talk about performance anxiety.

 

[Eumenides]

You are making a deposit???

 

[just pet]

I hope he buys you dinner first

 

[Nora]

The only words of advice I have for you, worm, are "boom chika boom boom" and "wakka wakka boom".

 

[Worm]

The only words of advice I have for you, worm, are "boom chika boom boom" and "wakka wakka boom".

 

[Blazes B.]

I always got off on those medical journals. JAMA--hubba-hubba.

 

[Nora]

Wormy, remind me later when I get home from work to whisper naughty stuff into your ear for you to remember tomorrow at the appropriate time.


I'm just helpful like that.

 

[Worm]

You are making a deposit???

nahh some medical issue I am dealing with. I have had to do it before. They don't even have good porn for me to look at and you can hear the nurses and technicians outside chattering their heads off wich makes it kinda hard to focus.

 

[Worm]

Wormy, remind me later when I get home from work to whisper naughty stuff into your ear for you to remember tomorrow at the appropriate time.


I'm just helpful like that.

If only the nurse would do that!

 

[Nora]

If only the nurse would do that!

*sigh* fine. I'll wear a nurse's uniform.

picky bastard.

 

[Worm]

Nurse Nora does have a ring to it

 

[SlowHand89]

At the doctors office. Blahh talk about performance anxiety.

Shouldn't this be in the 'stangest place to masturbate' thread or something.



dude, bring your own material. just in case.

 

[Worm]

Re: Re: So I have to wack off in a cup tomorrow.

Shouldn't this be in the 'stangest place to masturbate' thread or something.



dude, bring your own material. just in case.

Ya it should belong there hehe. They have some Playboys and Penthouses but I need some hardcore lesbian stuff to get me excited in that place.

 

[mbb308]

Re: Re: Re: So I have to wack off in a cup tomorrow.

Ya it should belong there hehe. They have some Playboys and Penthouses but I need some hardcore lesbian stuff to get me excited in that place.

LOL!

I cannot even fathom.

Maybe you could use the "Help, I've fallen and I can't reach my penis" routine and get a wee bit of assistance.

 

[Nora]

Nurse Nora does have a ring to it

Nurse Nora's heading home now. *waggles brows* Don't forget your stethoscope. *boom wakka boom cha*

 

[Eumenides]

 

[Blazes B.]

nahh some medical issue I am dealing with. I have had to do it before. They don't even have good porn for me to look at and you can hear the nurses and technicians outside chattering their heads off wich makes it kinda hard to focus.

Dude! I just had a brainstorm: cell phone.

 

[Worm]

Re: Re: Re: Re: So I have to wack off in a cup tomorrow.

LOL!

I cannot even fathom.

Maybe you could use the "Help, I've fallen and I can't reach my penis" routine and get a wee bit of assistance.

I'll be yelling hey I need some help over here. Bring me your hottest nurse stat.

 

[bknight2602]

You are making a deposit???

In a no return container.

 

[Worm]

There we go Eu!!

I thought about the cellphone I was considering calling one of those numbers in the back of their magazines..maybe I'll save that for a just in case.

 

[Worm]

What really sucks is imagine having a hard on thats almost standing straight up then at the moment of orgasm trying to get it to go into a cup. It's not easy you have to be standing up leaning against the wall doing some crazy yoga moves that you only see during the floor exercises at the gymnastic olympic events every four years.

 

[Lost Cause]

Do they have a "Head" nurse?

Have fun with them, go to a vet, get a quart of bull sperm....put it in a condom, hide it.........I think you get my drift.

 

[Worm]

Re: Do they have a "Head" nurse?

Have fun with them, go to a vet, get a quart of bull sperm....put it in a condom, hide it.........I think you get my drift.

One week later....Phone rings "Ummm Mr. Worm I'm sorry to say this but you need to come in and have your nuts removed."

 

[buggawugga]

i used to work in an andrology lab... which meant that we dealt with a whoooooole lotta jizz! There was a "quiet room" with some really outdated 70's porn and cheesy pictures on the walls. Men would come back and be embarrassed because they had to hand a cup of jizz to a 18 yr old school girl : )

the smell, it never leaves your clothes!

 

[Worm]

Ya handing over your little swimmers to a strange girl is sorta embarrasing.