So I have this married co-worker...

[modest mouse]

One of my co-workers is a married woman in her late 20s with short black hair, brown eyes, and one of those laughs. She's not what I would call a 'girly' girl and all the more attractive for it. Great ass, lovely body in general.

Whenever we have a chance to talk its good stuff... easy going with occasional moments of seriousness but never with an overabundance of weight. My skills on picking up signals are nototiously poor but I would say that we are not and have not flirted.

The thing is, by the end of the summer I am going to be jonesing to have an affair with this woman. I can feel it in my bones, so to speak. My taste often leads me to be attracted to older married women but this scenario is different because I see her almost every day and there is zero chance that anything will ever come up between us unless I push a bit.

So is the married co-worker issue two strikes already and a done deal or is there some chance of side-action mouse loving?

Suggestions welcomed.

 

[madelaine angel]

oooh mousey, bit of a tricky one.

working with her 5 days a week you are going to really be gagging for it by the end of the summer!

She might be up for it. ask. then run a long way very fast when she tells her 6 foot tall murderous boxer of a husband (is tyson married these days???)

 

[AzureAngel]

I personally wouldn't consider it.

I also realize that my idea of marraige is way different than most.

 

[modest mouse]

It does have 'bad idea' written all over it but I got this whole 'caution to the wind' vibe in my life and in that context the allure is golden.

...and I don't believe inmarriage at all but rather an understanding between two people. I normally wouldn't consider giving it such serious thought but with the circumstances and....

I don't know.

 

[madelaine angel]

trust me, it can be good fun but really awkward at work.

also tricky if one of you starts to like the other more...how scared would you be if shes in a crap marriage and sees you as her escape "hi honey ive left chad and im moving in with you! wont it be great!!!!"

could b a laugh though...

 

[Marxist]

<bookmarking thread so I can reference as to when Mouse officially lost his mind>

 

[Laurel]

<bookmarking thread so I can reference as to when Mouse officially lost his mind>

lol!!

 

[kiwiwolf]

You won't do it Mouse. It's an honour thing and I reckon you have too much of that nebulous ideal to actually jump her... still it makes a great fantasy doesn't it...

 

[Problem Child]

How do you know she is even attracted to you? She might love her husband...a lot. It still happens that way sometimes.

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

So is the married co-worker issue two strikes already and a done deal or is there some chance of side-action mouse loving?

Three strikes, foul, head to the showers for even thinking about it. Take it from someone who has been there and regretted it ever since - do not mess around with someone who is married, unless her husband gives you his blessings, and even then you are playing with fire.

The only married women I would consider having sex with would be someone who is into swinging (with her husband), has been doing it for a while and is comfortable with it. Even then....

 

[AzureAngel]

How do you know she is even attracted to you? She might love her husband...a lot. It still happens that way sometimes.

What is this "love" word? In a marraige? What?

 

[Dillinger]

You should do her in the stock room. Or maybe on the copy machine and get some copies of her ass as you go at it then you can scan them and post them here.

 

[Ishmael]

One of my co-workers is a married woman in her late 20s with short black hair, brown eyes, and one of those laughs. She's not what I would call a 'girly' girl and all the more attractive for it. Great ass, lovely body in general.

Whenever we have a chance to talk its good stuff... easy going with occasional moments of seriousness but never with an overabundance of weight. My skills on picking up signals are nototiously poor but I would say that we are not and have not flirted.

The thing is, by the end of the summer I am going to be jonesing to have an affair with this woman. I can feel it in my bones, so to speak. My taste often leads me to be attracted to older married women but this scenario is different because I see her almost every day and there is zero chance that anything will ever come up between us unless I push a bit.

So is the married co-worker issue two strikes already and a done deal or is there some chance of side-action mouse loving?

Suggestions welcomed.

Simple and honest mouse. Don't shit where you eat.

Ishmael

 

[Silverlily]

You should do her in the stock room.

Hey, Mr. Huge Phallic Symbol Man, I have a stock room, two in fact.

(The copier's old, can't take the excitement *shrug* )

 

[Dillinger]

Two stock rooms! We definitely need to check them both out.

 

[Laurel]

How do you know she is even attracted to you? She might love her husband...a lot. It still happens that way sometimes.

Really? Shocking...

You should do her in the stock room. Or maybe on the copy machine and get some copies of her ass as you go at it then you can scan them and post them here.

Yeah. Then write a story about it. Don't use her real name, though.

In all seriousness, I think the coworker thing is scary enough. Add the married bit on top and I think you're asking for it.

Is this for real, or is this some sort of sociology experiment?

 

[Guest]

You should do her in the stock room. Or maybe on the copy machine and get some copies of her ass as you go at it then you can scan them and post them here.

I just do my married co-worker in my office.

 

[AzureAngel]

In all seriousness, I think the coworker thing is scary enough. Add the married bit on top and I think you're asking for it.

Or will be asking for it soon enough. Harhar. Sorry. Had to.

 

[Silverlily]

Add the married bit on top

I think he'd rather have her married bits from behind.

 

[Cheyenne]

One of my co-workers is a married woman in her late 20s with short black hair, brown eyes, and one of those laughs.

My taste often leads me to be attracted to older married women

I'm sorry, I can't answer your question. I'm still stuck on the idea of a "late 20s" woman being an "older" woman in your mind.

 

[Ishmael]

Re: Re: So I have this married co-worker...

I'm sorry, I can't answer your question. I'm still stuck on the idea of a "late 20s" woman being an "older" woman in your mind.

Maturity is relative my dear.

Ishmael

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: So I have this married co-worker...

I'm sorry, I can't answer your question. I'm still stuck on the idea of a "late 20s" woman being an "older" woman in your mind.

Perhaps he meant to illustrate that this is out of character for him... or he's 19.

 

[modest mouse]

Re: Re: So I have this married co-worker...

I'm sorry, I can't answer your question. I'm still stuck on the idea of a "late 20s" woman being an "older" woman in your mind.

As usual, you took the post too literal but to match you tit for tat: she is older than I am which would be the qualification for using the term: older.

Semantics are wonderful but if you must know my usual taste is around 30 - 35. And I'll be 18 in July so that is older.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Married pussy is bad news for mice.

Move along before the train wreck happens all over your life.

 

[AzureAngel]

Re: Re: Re: So I have this married co-worker...

Semantics are wonderful but if you must know my usual taste is around 30 - 35. And I'll be 18 in July so that is older.

Good god, Laurel's intricate screening process has failed again. Gasp.