So, I have a girfriend..

[NoJo]

...my first one in over 30 years.

Any advice?

 

[jomar]

I hear that the parts are still in the same place so you should be okay there.

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Bend her over the sink and have fun.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Beware of AIDS, which was unknown thirty years ago.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Can't help you much, I've just been having indiscriminate sex, Boyfriends are overrated

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

Gracious! What have you been doing for the past 30 years — tunneling your way out from a cell in the Château d'If?

 

[litfan10]

First, good for you! Relax, enjoy and be yourself. Don't overthink it! Treasure the moment.

Boxie brought up a very good point, be careful not only AIDS but HPV. Not an age to be indiscriminate or careless. Test for peace of mind and safety.

But again, your news is wonderful. Enjoy.

 

[carsonshepherd]

...my first one in over 30 years.

Any advice?

Nobody actually talks anymore. Make sure you learn lots of text speak like "FML" and "IKR" so you seem cool.

Trim your pubes.

 

[Stella_Omega]

Nobody actually talks anymore. Make sure you learn lots of text speak like "FML" and "IKR" so you seem cool.

Trim your pubes.

Braided just isn't in style anymore.

... Wow, two of my most favorite invisible people show up in on thread how about that!

 

[SydneyBlake]

Trim your pubes.

That's good advice.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Braided just isn't in style anymore.

... Wow, two of my most favorite invisible people show up in on thread how about that!

IKR?

Ha. Seriously people don't go natural down there anymore.

Hi Stella and VB.

 

[rgraham666]

Can't help you. I'm married.

Hey VB and carson. Good to see you.

 

[NoJo]

Trim your pubes.

No problem, they've fallen out naturally through many years of continuous abrasion against my paunch, all except one doughty little silver-grey feller which stands like a lone dead Joshua tree in an endless desert of pink blancmange

 

[slave_]

No problem, they've fallen out naturally through many years of continuous abrasion against my paunch, all except one doughty little silver-grey feller which stands like a lone dead Joshua tree in an endless desert of pink blancmange

now THAT'S a visual!

 

[NoJo]

Braided just isn't in style anymore.

... Wow, two of my most favorite invisible people show up in on thread how about that!

Don't get suspicious now, it's coincidence...
btw hello

 

[NoJo]

Thanks, but I have a girlfriend