So I got my belly button repriced on Tuesday

[zipman]

Apparently, it has depreciated in value over the years.

Between this and my stock portfolio, I am becoming concerned about my retirement.

 

[lilminx]

Silly

 

[Guest]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

You better hurry and check the value of your penis then.

 

[zipman]

lol, what the hell are you talking about, zip?

Just spoofing lilminx's thread. It helps me deal with the majority of serious threads that I have been responding to lately.

Thankfully, the ever lovely lilminx didn't take it personally.


Btw, lilminx, I hope we get to see pics of the new piercing!

 

[Guest]

 

[bad kitty]

Damn I was hoping to see Zip's belly button.

 

[bad kitty]

Oh, I hear you loud and clear. I was reading in here a little earlier and I found myself knawing on a pepperoni like it was my foot caught in a beartrap. And that was before I clicked on Woodcarver's ummmmm picture hehe.

I figure I'm just bummed cause I know I'll never have sex on a tank. This was something of a depressing revelation I had in my car just now.

I think treehouses are out too.

Ooooh, sex on a tank. That is fantasy material.

 

[zipman]

Oh, I hear you loud and clear. I was reading in here a little earlier and I found myself knawing on a pepperoni like it was my foot caught in a beartrap. And that was before I clicked on Woodcarver's ummmmm picture hehe.

I figure I'm just bummed cause I know I'll never have sex on a tank. This was something of a depressing revelation I had in my car just now.

I think treehouses are out too.

As for the tank fantasy, I can't help you there, but I might be able to get my hands on a sailor costume

As for the treehouse, if my body continues to depreciate in value, I amy soon find myself living in one. If this happens, I will be sure and invite you to help me christen it!

 

[zipman]

You better hurry and check the value of your penis then.

LOL - Thankfully, this is one area that keeps growing!

Although the same cannot be said for my hairline, which is throwing in the towel at the same speed as the Iraqi army

 

[breakwall]

Ooooh, sex on a tank. That is fantasy material.

Really?

umm..... I don't get it.

 

[JadeEyes]

Oooh...I've had Treehouse Sex!
fun fun fun

 

[Guest]

 

[bad kitty]

Really?

umm..... I don't get it.

Ummm, I don't think that will hold me. This on the other hand...

There is just something about the feel of metal on bare skin.

 

[Guest]

 

[bad kitty]

GULP

... poised over the gun, tearing off the flak jacket...muscles...sweat...begging him to shoot it...

tight black tshirt stretched across a sweaty chest, ass in BDUs thrusting....

 

[Guest]

 

[bad kitty]

Topple my regime!!!!!

"Whip out the big gun. " *giggle*

 

[Guest]

 

[A Desert Rose]

Look who's here....

Hi ya Annie, Have missed you.

 

[Guest]

 

[A Desert Rose]

OMG wooooohooooooo!

Knaw anything yummy lately? <WEG>


Kissssssss,
A.

LOL ... you goof. It's soooo good to see you again. You know I am the worst letter writer in the world. But I miss ya boatloads!

 

[Guest]