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IrezumiKiss

IrezumiKiss

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There are all sorts of buns in this world and when they're made well, they be good...but the ones I like to get are the char siu bao, or BBQ pork buns you can likely find in any Chinatown district in a metro city, or a Chinese-based confectionery/restaurant that happens to do them.

https://www.dimsumcentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/bbq-pork-buns-header-new.jpg

https://www.seriouseats.com/assets_c/2014/05/20140508-chinese-bakeries-taipan-baked-red-bean-bun-thumb-610x408-400826.jpg

Don't do any overpriced upscale hipster shit, go to the source. Street stall or shop. They should be inexpensive and they should be delicious. Vegans, I'm sorry, but you gotta sit this one out. I mean, I love my spinach croissants every now and zen, but a char siu bao is hevven on oith.

https://thequietbaker.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/img_4162-copy.jpg?w=1000

Most especially now, during the colder months, cradling a warm, fresh bun in your hands and biting into it to release the hot savory goodness within, is a sensual, tactile joy that we should appreciate as higher-order biped vertebrates with opposable thumbs and give thanks to the BBQ pork gods above.

https://www.villagevoice.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/pics_035.jpg

If you're here in NYC, go to Mei Li Wah. Don't fuck with anything less. For those living elsewhere, find your meat bun pleasure center. They're there and they're waiting for you. To make you happy during these times of strife.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/eb1923b55cfc7a93296576e511d7a6f8/tumblr_ot6gjyT38g1uxvvvzo1_500.gifv

now, if y'all wanna talk about some other type o' buns, I ain't gon' stop ya! :D

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Someone stuffed your buns with meat and you're okay with it. How very progressive of you, Boomer.
 
Food porn from the carnivore world includes minced meat filled buns.
Vegetarians may snack on meat substitutes, but that veggie-sourced
mess will never reach the glory that the hot meat fat, meat blood,
and meat caramelization that animal flesh delivers.

On the plains. the first of human clans discovered an animal
that was overtaken by a fast spreading fire. Still smouldering
and hot to the touch, smoke rising from the burned animal,
the aroma of roasted meat drifted into their nostrils.

Steak tartare still has appeal, but buns cry out for BBQ.
 
 
IrezumiKiss said:
LOL you so crazy, Boomer! ;)

https://media1.tenor.com/images/6e96e607f8c0b5b207149c699868805c/tenor.gif?itemid=10041229

I'm heading out now, though...so don't get too lonely from lack of feedback to your trolling, cuz I think most people here worth trolling have you on ignore and I was only fucking with you for the LOLzzzz until game time.

okay, Boomer? :D
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Have a nice nap, Boomer, I'm amazed it was so easy to make you waste your time. :D

Edit
There are no people worth trolling; there are only people who allow themselves to be trolled.

In my case, I either get people so frustrated that they start using the word Boomer when referencing me, or they stop using it all together.
 
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