So I answered the door in my...

[Allexus_TN]

NIGHTIE!

Yes yes, I did it. The bell rang, and I was sound asleep. I was wearing my black, sheer, baby doll nightie, and I answered the door. There stood my UPS man. He dropped what he was carrying. He was very flustered, and I laugh at it now. He said,
"I won't come in, I"ll just hand this to you." His face was crimson, and he told me I didn't have to sign for my delivery. I was thinking, "What is wrong with him?" until I closed the door. DUH!!

 

[RawHumor]

Let me know next time you need something delivered!

 

[Rambrat]

**drops papers**

I ah...I...whew...

I wish I was there...

 

[Todd-'o'-Vision]

Can I handle the next delivery after RawHumour

 

[Ballboy]

Knock knock

 

[Allexus_TN]

Let me know next time you need something delivered!

Hmm such a tempting offer!

 

[Allexus_TN]

**drops papers**

I ah...I...whew...

I wish I was there...

 

[MaddyBaby]

So yeah, I kinda have a similar situation...

My mother called me and woke me up early... and wanted me to go out and get the paper. So, since I sleep naked regularly... I was hunting around for my undies and a shirt at least... well, I found the shirt, but no undies... I was like, "Fuck it" considering I was half asleep and not caring... So I ventured out onto the front porch, only to discover the paperboy doesn't know how to deliver a paper, hence I had to actually go out onto the porch to get it.

It had been raining and the porch was slick as hell... so, with a phone in hand, I ran out onto the porch, naked from the waist down trying to reach the paper. As I went down for it... my foot slipped from under me and I had a bad fall. A car drove by as I fell.. I am sure they got a good glimpse of... well.. you know.. LOL! It hurt.. and I still have a horrid bruise. That'll teach me to be half asleep doing errands for people. Argh. hahah.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Can I handle the next delivery after RawHumour

Just form an orderly line gentlemen!!

 

[nasty]

That's nothing. I answered my door nude. But, only a crack. I hope nothing was seen.

 

[Off]

NIGHTIE!

Yes yes, I did it. The bell rang, and I was sound asleep. I was wearing my black, sheer, baby doll nightie, and I answered the door. There stood my UPS man. He dropped what he was carrying. He was very flustered, and I laugh at it now. He said,
"I won't come in, I"ll just hand this to you." His face was crimson, and he told me I didn't have to sign for my delivery. I was thinking, "What is wrong with him?" until I closed the door. DUH!!

I think I was this movie.
The scene went on a little longer though, if memory serves me correctly....

 

[Allexus_TN]

MaddyBaby,

OUCH! Sorry about your incident. At least I didn't hurt myself. At thank god I was actually dressed for change. I'm usually not. I'm laughing at myself tho, I guess that's good.

 

[JazzManJim]

Those damned UPS met get all the hot babes.

We pizza drivers get nothing.

I'm changing part-time jobs!

 

[ginslinger]

UPS...

Slinger wonders... r they hiring at UPS???

 

[Allexus_TN]

Those damned UPS met get all the hot babes.

We pizza drivers get nothing.

I'm changing part-time jobs!

If I know YOU'RE gonna be delivering my pizza, I'll answer the door anyway you want me to!

 

[Rambrat]

Those damned UPS met get all the hot babes.

We pizza drivers get nothing.

I'm changing part-time jobs!

I thought you Pizza Drivers got all the babes?

 

[JazzManJim]

I thought you Pizza Drivers got all the babes?

Maybe I and my fellow drivers where I work are just exceptionally grotesque, but not a single one of us has a nekkid woman or skimpy nightgown story. Not a single one.

One guy has a naked guy story, but he's not proud of it.

Allexus, if I knew I were delivering to your house, I'd make sure they didn't need me back at the store for a while.

 

[Allexus_TN]

Allexus, if I knew I were delivering to your house, I'd make sure they didn't need me back at the store for a while.

Gotcha darlin!!

 

[RawHumor]

Maybe I and my fellow drivers where I work are just exceptionally grotesque, but not a single one of us has a nekkid woman or skimpy nightgown story. Not a single one.

One guy has a naked guy story, but he's not proud of it.

I'm guessing that's quite common - the rule, not the exception.

 

[LukkyKnight]

NIGHTIE!

Yes yes, I did it. The bell rang, and I was sound asleep. I was wearing my black, sheer, baby doll nightie, and I answered the door.

And the pictures are - WHERE - Allexus?

 

[Rambrat]

Maybe I and my fellow drivers where I work are just exceptionally grotesque, but not a single one of us has a nekkid woman or skimpy nightgown story. Not a single one.

One guy has a naked guy story, but he's not proud of it.

Allexus, if I knew I were delivering to your house, I'd make sure they didn't need me back at the store for a while.

try to delivery at the back door or
switch to the late night shift...

 

[JazzManJim]

I do work the night shift, when I work. I usually go until late on Friday and well into the evening Saturday.

I think it's just a run of poor luck.

 

[APhil]

Agree with Jim.

I'll have to go with Jim on this one.

There was only once in thw two years of pizza delivery that I ever met a woman in her lingerie. But she was old.

Now, I don't have anything against older women, but she had to have been in her mid-fifties, and it kinda reminded me of Jeff Foxworthy talking about seeing his grandma nekkid once: It was like a bloodhound in a nightgown.

*shudder*