So howse your weather? It's raining artillery here.

KillerMuffin

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The post is doing its annual bomb the shit out of that field over yonder party again.

Please note that this in an annual event, not a reaction to whatevers been happening in the world today. It's called practice. There might be other fields over yonder that need the shit bombed out of them.

Normally, I love the melodious tinkling of artillery shelling. However, I'm bitchy today because the Stud ground his teeth all night and kept me awake. *grumble* Him and artillery shelling aren't exactly on good terms, ya know.
 
It's sunny, about 103 degrees, I didn't get enough sleep last night and I'm at work. That about covers the current conditions over here....
 
I wonder if anyone has bothered to do a study on the effects of field bombing on earthworms phyche and eating habits? Or that of moles?

I know... fuck off you stupid Biology junkie... ;)
 
In the low 70's.
Sorta gray and overcast, kinda.
Winter's coming fast and there was barely any summer.

It'll be my third winter in the snow. Scary and depressing.
 
We have neurotic earthworms. We make sure they have plenty of therapy. We want them to feel good about themselves and learn to cope with the trauma they've experienced in their lives. Then we stick them on hooks and catch fish.
 
It's dark out there. Can't see shit! Wet too. I ain't going out there! No way.
 
That's awesome.......

They get to serve their soil life purposes out with tharapy to be well adjusted and they get to die for a cause...That is like the Jihad.

Last I checked....Worms=Fish Food
That's what their there for, right?
Why not make them an ally to our food seeking cause. :)
 
The crawdads might get pissed off. We're allied with them and the helgamites. However, the helgamites and the worms are enemies, it's a worm thing, and the crawdads would take decisive action. Right now, we're in detante.
 
Cold, wet, dark and nasty it sucks here and I had to walk 15 min back from work in the shit.
 
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