So how much do a pair of 44DD's weigh?

[Mona Lisa]

Bluesboy2 is of the opinion that they weigh about 15-17 lbs each. My hubby says 5-7 lbs each, absolute tops. My back tends to agree with my hubby, and not just out of loyalty. Anybody else wanna put their tuppence in before he shows up in Nashville and drags me to the produce section of my local grocery store to settle the matter once and for all?

 

[ScarlettRose]

It won't help, he won't rest until you use the grocery store scales. Hmmm, a new fetish?

 

[lovetoread]

I was watching the Makeover story on TLC and a woman had a reduction and they removed 15 pounds.

She went down to a DD. She was a P size.

I think she said her bras had 8-10 fasteners on the back.

 

[Bluesboy2]

Im gonna have to weigh them anyway

For verification, in the name of science.

 

[Mona Lisa]

It won't help, he won't rest until you use the grocery store scales. Hmmm, a new fetish?

Either that, or he's just hoping that the cold metal scales will women EXTRA "perky."

 

[someplace]

Bluesy is DREAMING

You're much more in the ball park. I'm thinking 5, may 6 pounds each. But you g/f are a traitor for agreeing to do this. Now the rest of us will NEVER live it down. RANDALL's delivers dammit. I refuse to go near a grocery store with him. Where's Nora?????

 

[Mona Lisa]

Re: Bluesy is DREAMING

You're much more in the ball park. I'm thinking 5, may 6 pounds each. But you g/f are a traitor for agreeing to do this. Now the rest of us will NEVER live it down. RANDALL's delivers dammit. I refuse to go near a grocery store with him. Where's Nora?????

Hey, I was just trying to settle the matter before it came to that. he's a bit more persistant than I gave him credit for. Which is REALLY hard to accomplish.

 

[LRC]

Bluesboy2 is of the opinion that they weigh about 15-17 lbs each. My hubby says 5-7 lbs each, absolute tops. My back tends to agree with my hubby, and not just out of loyalty. Anybody else wanna put their tuppence in before he shows up in Nashville and drags me to the produce section of my local grocery store to settle the matter once and for all?

What are ya gonna do in the produce department?
Find a cantalope the same size as your boob and weigh it ?

 

[koalabear]

Re: Re: So how much do a pair of 44DD's weigh?

What are ya gonna do in the produce department?
Find a cantalope the same size as your boob and weigh it ?

Or watermelon, grapefruit, orange, grape.......whatever fits the need.

 

[ScarlettRose]

Attatched parts don't weigh properly.


oops, hope i didn't give him any ideas....

 

[someplace]

For further information on this topic

Here's the previous discussion. Read at your own risk!

 

[koalabear]

Attatched parts don't weigh properly.


oops, hope i didn't give him any ideas....

Damn!zzziiiiiiiippppppppppppppup

 

[ScarlettRose]

Damn!zzziiiiiiiippppppppppppppup

I'll just measure, that's fine with the body part still attatched

 

[Bluesboy2]

They can be hefted onto a scale.

I think this will work, I intend to find out in the next few days.

 

[Happy Fishie]

Actually...

Wouldn't it depend on the person? Not everyone would have the same proportion of fat to actual breast tissue. I'm pretty sure that that would affect the weight...

 

[Dillinger]

Hmmm... I'd always been under the impression that it was 23 pounds?

fnord

 

[ChefChip]

you might have to use a spring scale and pick them up witha cloth and hook the corners into the hook on the scale.

 

[WhatsHerName]

Mine were a tad larger when we used a bathroom scale set on the counter top...they weighed out at 11lbs and 10.4lbs...I was pregnant at the time though.

 

[Nora]

Re: Bluesy is DREAMING

You're much more in the ball park. I'm thinking 5, may 6 pounds each. But you g/f are a traitor for agreeing to do this. Now the rest of us will NEVER live it down. RANDALL's delivers dammit. I refuse to go near a grocery store with him. Where's Nora?????

I heard my name mentioned...I'm with ya, gf. There will be no public weigh-in.

 

[ChefChip]

I have an Idea. ask Anna nicole smith. she's dumb enought o weigh them and she has them.,

 

[phrodeau]

On Earth, mass and weight are equivalent. Mass can be measured by the amount of pressure required to bring the object to rest from a measured velocity. So if you immobilize your body except for your breasts, and swing them at a fixed rate against a sensitive pressure gauge, you can determine the mass of the breasts alone.

My face is actually highly sensitive to pressure (hint, hint).

 

[ChefChip]

if you could figure out the real density of them wonderful breasts, then you could see how much water they displace. also, you could see how much water is needed to float them and calculate backwards. Both the same Idea basically.

 

[Nomadic Lady]

ChefChip you said: I have an Idea. ask Anna nicole smith. she's dumb enought o weigh them and she has them.,

Well, tried weighing them with the kitchen scale. Sorry to say but the weight kept changing on me. Could have sacrificed the left breast in the name of science, but dammit, I'd feel lopsided..... Just call me Anna Nicole Smith.

 

[The Gimp]

I too would guess in the 5-7lb each range. My ex gf was DD and while she was big there is no way those things weighed 17lbs apiece. Just try to imagine taking seventeen pounds of ground beef, multiplying it by two and carrying it around on your chest. that would be a hell of alot bigger than DD.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

I'll go weigh them right now...