so how can...

[SanDguy_22]

a super.. freaky smart, overly reliable, allknowing bastard guy like my self....
get a date without having to settle for a crab infested drug abusing crazed hobo lady?

Or do i have to buy a dog?
Perhaps a bunch of chikens?


Maybe ill just build myself an android for a gf... anybody want to donate funds?

 

[CWatson]

Goodness, you're pessimistic.

From the way you describe yourself, I get the sense that you're sensitive and a little cerebral; you place emphasis on your brainpower because you know you've got a lot of it. (Correct me if I'm wrong here.) You relate to people, well, the way women do: on an emotional level. And what the hell's wrong with being reliable?

If I'm right on that analysis, then I've got only one thing to say: Welcome to the club, man, drinks are over there, but it may take a while to get things started. Evidently, the age bracket of women who REALLY make a habit of looking for guys who exhibit those traits... Is 25 and up. It really works once people start coming down to earth and looking for stable, intelligent people they can, you know, spend their lives with, as opposed to partying out with until four in the morning and waking up sprawled head-first down a stairwell in a puddle of their own vomit without ANY recollection of how they got there... But they ain't doin that yet, and right now the party guys rule. Grumble. Bloody frat boys. </nerd>

If I'm WRONG on that analysis, then let's try this tack: What would you say are your good traits? The stuff you listed down below has a definite ring of self-loathing to it, and people pick up on that, it turns 'em off. Ya gotta be able to say, "Okay, I can do [this] [that] and [that other thing]" and not immediately think, "Yuck, that sucks." It doesn't MATTER if it sucks. Your claim to fame could be the ability to knit a sweater in less than five minutes, but if you're PROUD of that, then people will respond to you, dumb ability or no.

If, on the other hand, you really DO want a synthetic girlfriend, I recommend RealDoll. Can't donate any funds, though, I'm saving up for one of my own. (j/k)

 

[SanDguy_22]

well
belive it or not but i can actually knit...


as to the synthetic gf i was thinking more of the kind that has an adaptive artificial inteligense built in.

the self loathing thing.. well true to a sence but is there anyone on this planet whom does not like something about them selves?

As to the party going age and mental state thing you went on to with women.. well that was the crazed crab infested hobo lady thing i was talking about.
Hell both of them wake up in a puddle of their own vomit after a weekend.
But as to the dogs ans chickens well atleast they will lova ya for whom you are. ( and if you hapen to bring treats they will be even more pleased.)

my post was more to the extent of being a joke and i was interested in seeing what kinds of responces i would get.


Its also nice to see that there are other inteligent yahoos out there asides from my self. I dont mean to sound arogant.

 

[DuckLover]

well
belive it or not but i can actually knit...


as to the synthetic gf i was thinking more of the kind that has an adaptive artificial inteligense built in.

the self loathing thing.. well true to a sence but is there anyone on this planet whom does not like something about them selves?

As to the party going age and mental state thing you went on to with women.. well that was the crazed crab infested hobo lady thing i was talking about.
Hell both of them wake up in a puddle of their own vomit after a weekend.
But as to the dogs ans chickens well atleast they will lova ya for whom you are. ( and if you hapen to bring treats they will be even more pleased.)

my post was more to the extent of being a joke and i was interested in seeing what kinds of responces i would get.


Its also nice to see that there are other inteligent yahoos out there asides from my self. I dont mean to sound arogant.

As an aside, if you want us to actually accept your intellectual bona fidas you may want to consider spell-checking. Poor grammar and spelling is not the sign of a genius.

 

[Etoile]

As an aside, if you want us to actually accept your intellectual bona fidas you may want to consider spell-checking. Poor grammar and spelling is not the sign of a genius.

zing!

Sandguy, have you tried the personals section? That question is probably better suited there, if I'm reading your motives right.

 

[SanDguy_22]

DuckLover

Well speed typing at 1230 in the morning is not one of my strong suites. Then there is not caring for some insignifigant letter here or there when the rest of the text is legible.


Etoile

Well i have done that but i dont get responces.... (like thats a suprise).
Besides the point its not really a personals type of a question.

 

[sheath]

well
belive it or not but i can actually knit...

<SNIP>

Its also nice to see that there are other inteligent yahoos out there asides from my self. I dont mean to sound arogant.

DAMN, but you made me laugh! Not sure why, though.

My first thought...George Carlin meets Walter Mathau. But back twenty years ago, when they weren't near as funny as they were five years ago. And throw in a little bit of deprecating arrogance and there you are.

I'm guessing you are a frat boy. Of one of the more notorious chapters.

Or maybe I'm just horny enough that everything seems interesting.

S.

 

[SanDguy_22]

actually... im not "fratboy".

People like that make me sick to my stomach.
The women whom date people like that make me sick to my stomach...
But then again seeing people drunk also make me sick to my stomach and that pickture of the lung i poste make me sick to my stomach.....
Then again the amasing level of stupidity shown by all the people mentioned above is more likely to just annoy me enough to make me leave before i actually get sick to my stomach.


But what the hey ill just sit on my rocker and knit my self a shirt
Or skip around my house singing "yummy, yummy, yummy i got
food in my tummy..."

But hey im glad that i made you laugh.

On an other note... i was actually being serious about being able to knit...

 

[thegreenfairy]

I don't mean to be rude, but you don't make yourself very appealing. You list being smart and reliable as your best features, but any woman is going to want more than that. My man, and any man I'm interested in, has to be smart, funny, interesting, open-minded, creative.... in short, have personality. I know many people who I would consider smart and reliable, but that's just not enough - one needs personality.

In addition, your closeminded attitude about people in frats is silly and just plain wrong. I generally deplore frat as institutions, but I have known some individuals within them who are truly exceptional. Being sick at the prospect of dealing with people who believe differently than you is neither appealing nor smart.

Peace,
the Green Fairy

 

[sheath]

actually... im not "fratboy".

People like that make me sick to my stomach....

Etc, Etc.....

And you just proved that you can't take your own brand of humor.

Welcome to lit, sweetie.

S.

 

[SanDguy_22]

thegreenfairy

You take my commentary ....wayyyy too seriously.

I was merely making the remark on what can be viewed as a "fratboy" living in a "frathouse" which is portrayed by pupolar culture. The fact that you assume that i actually believe somehting like that shows a somewhat of a smallminded attitute on your part... maybe a prejudice of some sort towards young men. I mean Jeez... how hard can it be to tell wether or not someone is joking.

But hey what do i know.. im a member of the frat house built by evil nerds, super brains and geeks. We all live with our android girlfriends and plot to take over the world.

As to personality.. well i have that and then some.. im original too and nor afraid to be my self.
But the "personality" most people whom actually go out there and whom women generally show interest in is merely based on how many drinks they can buy and actually consume.
Personality aka being an abusive, smallminded, drunkard whom has an iq of 75 or so seems to be the more popular model of men for which women show a preference to.
Well thats not exactly true.. aslong as they can do a good oneliner and call you purdy.


(if you dont see the sarcastic remarks, over the top jokes and the humongous amount of self loathing as well as synicism in that rant there... dont bother you really dont understand my sence of humor.)

 

[SanDguy_22]

sheath

I was actually making a joke of that my self.

 

[fiery_jack]

a super.. freaky smart, overly reliable, allknowing bastard guy like my self....
get a date without having to settle for a crab infested drug abusing crazed hobo lady?

Blind luck?

 

[tendril]

DAMN, but you made me laugh! Not sure why, though.

Sheath...his post had the same effect on me...I'm sitting here, laughing trying to drink my Merlot!

Hot damn man...good luck with.....whatever!

 

[SanDguy_22]

Im glad that i can bring a laugh to someone whom deserves it...


I figure that i reach for the itch in peoples funny bones that they dont even know that they had...
Well atleast with some people...


but then again i can make spinaroonie seem sane at times...

 

[SanDguy_22]

What i have also noticed is that my sence of humor seems to work on people 40-50+++++ years of age.

I wonder why...

 

[fiery_jack]

What i have also noticed is that my sence of humor seems to work on people 40-50+++++ years of age.

I wonder why...

Blind luck...

 

[English Lady]

you have to love sarcasm online


And just to be kind of serious, the right girl is out there..somewhere....you might just not be looking in the right places

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

What i have also noticed is that my sence of humor seems to work on people 40-50+++++ years of age.

I wonder why...

Well, if it helps any I thought you were hilarious and Ive not reached the 40+ mark yet!
On a serious note, some of us do prefer intelligent men. Witty, sarcastic, charismatic, creative and vocal men are my cup of tea. I dont like the "party" guys, I dont drink. I dont want a man who can discuss nothing but sex and cars. Ive dismissed several very handsome men because they can think of nothing else.
Good luck to you on your quest.

 

[thegreenfairy]

It's not a matter of taking you seriously... its just that it gets extremely trying for women like myself, who are constantly told that all we ever go for is stupid, drunk, abusive fratboys. But that is only true if you divide the world in to the stupid drunks and the supposedly smart who lecture us. That's the same dichotomy as "all women are either sluts are prudes." There are people who are smart and like to party, who are dumb and hate partying, who are smart and hate partying.... and every permutation thereof.

One thing I'm sure - nothing turns me off more than guys (not you - I'm refering to people who do this in person) who tell me how they are so smart and superior to all the other guys out there. They are generally too busy telling me this to show it, and the result is boring and unconvincing....


Good luck finding the woman (or women? or men?) who will make you happy

Peace
The Green Fairy

 

[SanDguy_22]

just to poin it out.. in person im one of the most unnasuming guys you can ever meet.
The smarty pant point i make here i never make to someone in person... oddly enough for some reason after a while people start telleing me how smart i am.

but as to women and dating wel... i have yet to see anyone under 25 years of age whom would go for the kind reliable inteligent type of a male. That is out of women whom are not wanting to join a convent.

 

[SanDguy_22]

just to poin it out.. in person im one of the most unnasuming guys you can ever meet.
The smarty pant point i make here i never make to someone in person... oddly enough for some reason after a while people start telleing me how smart i am.

but as to women and dating wel... i have yet to see anyone under 25 years of age whom would go for the kind reliable inteligent type of a male. That is out of women whom are not wanting to join a convent.

Personally i have no intention of going for a 30 year old mother of 2 whom has already done the party hearty type of a lifestyle and has kids by some ahole who used to have fun torturing people like my self.

 

[SanDguy_22]

and i have no idea on why this thing posted that first part before the rest....

 

[_Milky_Whites_]

Darling, you cant catagorize women like that. First, I am only 26 now. I preferred intelligence to most anything else well before I was 25. Its not an idea that Ive only developed in the last year. Intelligence, stability...those were important to me. And yes, I am a married mom, I am not offering myself. But no, its not because Im a wore out mother who has already did the party thing. I skipped that part of growing up, for your information. I never drank or did anything any harder (ok...there was that ONE time). See, your stereotype is wrong. There are women younger than 25 who enjoy intellectual men, and those of us who are older did not enjoy that life then move on.
Perhaps you are just looking in the wrong places for that PARTICULAR woman you need. Or perhaps the time just isnt right for her yet.

 

[SanDguy_22]

you just proved my point... all things set aside...

you are a "married mom"