So Here's the 411
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Mr. Unsexy
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phony
she'd only get pissed about you being a phony. hey everyone, lavender's a big fat phony! why, exactly, i'm still not sure.
she'd only get pissed about you being a phony. hey everyone, lavender's a big fat phony! why, exactly, i'm still not sure.
Never
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Starfish, I'm a mute on the telephone as lavender can tell you; I believe I uttered a total of five phrases in three hours.
Indeed, it was the accent that got me, or perhaps that lovely review of your home decor and wardrobe.
Do you want to know what lavender's coffee table looks like? I'm the girl to ask!
Indeed, it was the accent that got me, or perhaps that lovely review of your home decor and wardrobe.
Do you want to know what lavender's coffee table looks like? I'm the girl to ask!
Never
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Yes, folks, gather round. It's time for Never's TRUE CONFESSION.
You see, I'm longing for, thirsting for, hungering for and aching for some wild lavysex -- but it's not to be! Not only would Mr. Lavender not approve BUT (and I'm telling this to you because I know I can trust you to not tell anyone else) BUT lavender secretly craves Laurel's pussy.
Yes, she told me this very evening that she's been slipping private correspondences to Aiko for months now. Soon, very soon, she'll be whisking her off for four days and four nights of a decadent, raunchy orgy with Aiko, shadowsourse's cat and a certain huge bear with 'fuzzy ears'.
You heard it here first folks.
But I'm not one to gossip so you didn't hear it from me.
You see, I'm longing for, thirsting for, hungering for and aching for some wild lavysex -- but it's not to be! Not only would Mr. Lavender not approve BUT (and I'm telling this to you because I know I can trust you to not tell anyone else) BUT lavender secretly craves Laurel's pussy.
Yes, she told me this very evening that she's been slipping private correspondences to Aiko for months now. Soon, very soon, she'll be whisking her off for four days and four nights of a decadent, raunchy orgy with Aiko, shadowsourse's cat and a certain huge bear with 'fuzzy ears'.
You heard it here first folks.
But I'm not one to gossip so you didn't hear it from me.
sexy-girl
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hehe well congrats then lavender if anyone deserved to talk to never it was probably you i'd feel privileged to talk to either of you
so will you two be chatting on the phone often now ? just giving you a chance to make everyone even more jealous
i'd feel privileged to talk to either of youso will you two be chatting on the phone often now ?
just giving you a chance to make everyone even more jealous 
Laurel
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Never said:You see, I'm longing for, thirsting for, hungering for and aching for some wild lavysex -- but it's not to be! Not only would Mr. Lavender not approve BUT (and I'm telling this to you because I know I can trust you to not tell anyone else) BUT lavender secretly craves Laurel's pussy.
NOOOO!!!
Aiko is MINE MINE MINE!
Actually, kids, I have not one but two pussies right now. Lil Owen is asleep on a chair about three feet from me, and Aiko's asleep on my monitor. They're boyfriend/girlfriend! Okay, maybe not yet...but they will be! Aiko beats the crap out of him - I have to step between them sometimes, but Owen loves Aiko to death. Follows her everywhere. He loves to sleep in my lap. He purrs like a little funny gray motor when I rub his tummy. He's a doll.
But just because I have two pussies does NOT mean that lavy can have my Aiko, damnit!
