So have you heard about the new wines by Wallmart?

[gypsywitch]

Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle
of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.
She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go:
The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

13. Chateau Traileur Parc

12. White Trashfindel

11. Big Red Gulp

10. Grape Expectations

9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

8. NASCARbernet

7. Chef Boyardeaux

6. Peanut Noir

5. Chateau des Moines

4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

3. World Championship Riesling

2. Sams Shiraz

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

yum - a votre sante!

 

[marksgirl]

OMG I bet Pappy Mc is on cloud 9 with this news!

 

[sweet soft kiss]

Lukky's gonna be pissed...

First 2 Buck Chuck and now this..

Who'd a thunk it?

 

[gypsywitch]

Thoughts of him did cross my mind before posting this.

 

[eagleyez]

The greeters seem to like it.

 

[nitengale]

LOL! I love the list!

(copy and paste, copy and paste)

 

[marksgirl]

The greeters seem to like it.

nasty is sure to enjoy work now!

 

[Holly Delight]

I'll bet they'll sell no wine before it's time.


Picked the grapes on Tuesday, ought to be ready for the weekend specials

 

[MCunnilinguist]

Like to see what K-Mart and Target counter with...

 

[LukkyKnight]

Lukky's gonna be pissed...

Actually, with the new trends in naming wines such as "Old Fart" and "Big Mama" I'm not entirely surprised. Chagrined, sure, and not likely to try them anytime soon...

 

[Lovin Tongue]

Squirrel isn't red meat.

 

[DevilishTexan]

Ok that was funny.


I bet Tereeeeeeeeeesa shops there. In sunglasses of course.

 

[Guest]

nasty is sure to enjoy work now!

Where is that sweetie, anyway? He hasn't been here since the 2nd.

 

[MCunnilinguist]

Ok that was funny.


I bet Tereeeeeeeeeesa shops there. In sunglasses of course.

She may have a slight cash flow problem now, gives her a chance to mingle with the reg'lar folks

 

[The Heretic]

I guess I am worse than "trailer park trash" since I don't drink wine at all - only grape juice. Personally I like the taste better.

 

[marksgirl]

Where is that sweetie, anyway? He hasn't been here since the 2nd.

Maybe he had a little to much to drink! *grin*

 

[Guest]

Maybe he had a little to much to drink! *grin*

Jailed for DIW - Drunk Incharge of Wheelchair? Say it ain't so!

 

[Holly Delight]

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?threadid=289388

Is this him?

 

[marksgirl]

Jailed for DIW - Drunk Incharge of Wheelchair? Say it ain't so!

It's so. Sad uh?

 

[killallhippies]

call me when they start making vodka.


*cough*

 

[BlueSugar]

haha... other companies will have to make their own brand of cigs, sex toys, beer and condoms.

 

[eagleyez]

I'll bet they'll sell no wine before it's time.


Picked the grapes on Tuesday, ought to be ready for the weekend specials

aged on the loading dock while the crew gets chow out of the roach coach

a strong half an hour benefit

 

[Guest]

these are the same people who find nothing wrong about wine in a box.

 

[gypsywitch]

So Wallmart really is coming out with a wine. I thought it was just a joke.

 

[nasty]

Some Walmart customers soon will be able to sample a new discount item: Walmart's own brand of wine.

The world's largest retail chain is teaming up with E&J Gallo Winery of Modesto, California, to produce the spirits at an affordable price, in the $2-5 range. While wine connoisseurs may not be inclined to throw a bottle
of Walmart brand wine into their shopping carts, there is a market for cheap wine, said Kathy Micken, professor of marketing at Roger Williams University in Bristol, R.I.
She said: "The right name is important."

So, here we go:
The top 13 suggested names for Walmart Wine:

13. Chateau Traileur Parc

12. White Trashfindel

11. Big Red Gulp

10. Grape Expectations

9. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"

8. NASCARbernet

7. Chef Boyardeaux

6. Peanut Noir

5. Chateau des Moines

4. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!

3. World Championship Riesling

2. Sams Shiraz

And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...

1. Nasti Spumante

The beauty of Wal-Mart wine is that it can be served with both white meat (Possum) and red meat (squirrel).

yum - a votre sante!

I like that last one.