So, guess the fuck what!!! I just met a celebrity that I cared to meet!!! Do tell!!!

[Sparky Kronkite]

I really don't mean to brag here - really - I'm in NYC I meet them all the time.

I've worked with'em all - politicians (all the late Presidents), artists (hell Quincy, shit whot cares, I hate most celebs), sports figures (OJ, Joe Theisman), news people (Brokaw, Rather etc..), but, but, but - I'm a professional. Above all.....

I never, never ask for an autograph, a photo - notihin' other than sayin', "hello Mr./Mrs./Ms./ So'n'So, I'm here to blah, blah, blah - make you look and sound good....

With that said - I've never "lost control" - you know - blurted out - "hey, So'n'So, over here!"

Only once befor tonight - I met Emerille Lagassi (the cook, the chef) if you don't watch the Food Network you won't know who I'm talkin' about. I said, "Emerille! You're my hero man!" I shook his hand and that was that. Too cool for me.

Then tonight - who walks into my rather mundane public offered TV show? Al fucking Goldstein!!!!!!

You ask, "Who's Al Goldstein?"

http://www.screwmag.com/main.shtml

On the list of world famous Pornographers (spelled with a capitol P) he rank about 4 or 5. Not to mention - personal friends with Allen Ginsburg and Andy Warhol.

Guess what? Nobody - I mean nobody else here - nobody in the audience, nobody from my organization, not one of the security crew - nobody recognizes him - cept me.

I introduce myself - he gives me 3 recent copies of SCREW magazine - he's the Founder, Publisher and Editor and his card. We talk - we want to do business. Fucking Hell!

An NYC icon! An icon of porn! Talin' to me!

He's going down to St. Martin to open a whore house tomorrow!

Ah - Sparky's life is great - sometimes.

Just thought you'd be interested.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

PS - yes I've had a couple glasses of wine...

So my spelling is worse than ever.

Fuck me again.

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: PS - yes I've had a couple glasses of wine...

 

[Laurel]

Holy shit! I love Emeril, especially when he kicks it up a notch. Have you ever eaten at his restaurant in New Orleans? Man, that's on my do-before-I-die list.

Did you ask old Al what he thinks about Bush? hehehehe

 

[Juliangel]

I love Emeril too! He is great. I saw an interview with him, the "Kick it up a notch" came from his first tv series. He filmed late at night and started the "Kick it" to wake the camera crew up.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

No, Laurel, you would know the anwser to that...

All he/Al wanted to do was promote himself really. Mr. Promotion.

I really can't tell you what my organization does/or is - but - it's all about Freedom. And every U.S. born person's and beyond (the rest of the globe's) "right" to it.

So that's why he was here checking us out. We did not know he was coming.

Man - did he have a tan!!!!

No - have not eaten Emerile food. Thanks for the spelling. But would love to. He's my hero. I was born to be a cook and something fucked up happened and made me a TV guy that wants to be a cross between Tom Waits and Lyle Lovett.

I just don't know what happened?

 

[TN_Vixen]

sparky..

my dad used to be a huge professional football star so I met all the greats. Even used to eat w/OJ in his prime.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

I worked with him once......

a year before he fucked up.

I worked with his regular crew too.

They hated his ass.

Fuck him.

Got to go folks - tomorrow.

 

[jcgirl]

BAM!

 

[R Nitelight]

Sparky Kronkite

I'll bet that right now Al is bragging to all his friends about having met you.