So girly girl, what if?

[Mike Hammer]

Play along with me. Picture a setting of your choice, the only stipulation being an opportunity for a conversation one on one between me and your husband/boyfriend. No one else around, not even you! I bend the conversation towards you, mentioning how much I enjoy your sense of humor, wit, compassion, etc.... Slowly getting more personal, bringing up other characteristics about you that I admire, even starting to lean heavily towards a sexual nature. Mentioning how attractive you are, how sexy, sensual, magnetic, erotic in nature with an aura of hiden nastiness. Finally just telling him how much I would enjoy just one chance at fucking you.

What would his reaction be, Would he try to kick my ass there and then? Tell me to fuck off and die? Maybe he would rightfully take pride in the fact that other men want what he already has. If he did would he be confident you were his, or would he be paranoid that maybe you weren't? Would it be a new realization to him? Perhaps it would turn him on to think about you being nasty enough to fuck someone else with his permission, for no other reason than just to fuck?

What if it did turn him on, what if he decided it would be exciting to see you suck another mans cock while he fucked you, would you do it? I don't know maybe when you found out you would try to kick my ass, or tell me to fuck off and die.

Talk to me, tell me what you think.

P.S. I really do wanna fuck you.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

I hope this thread was directed at women in general, I can't keep up with all of the new names anymore!

When another man hits on me or tells my hubby they think I'm hot, (online and rl) he takes it as a compliment. He knows I flirt, but he also knows I am totally loyal to him.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Yep it was directed at all women. I can't keep up with names either.

It probably becomes old hat for women to be hit on, at least in a direct manor. from a guys perspective women are less direct and harder to pick up on.

I also take it as a compliment, however if it was Tom Seleck, Alan Jackson, or someone else along that line I might feel an urge to kick their ass for fear of my SO giving in to temptation.

 

[Nora]

My husband would think you were a nut-job saying stuff like that to a total stranger. He'd smile and nod and mumble something, then disentangle himself from the conversation as soon as possible.

Then he'd tell me later and we'd laugh at you.

 

[Feelin' Naughty]

Yep it was directed at all women. I can't keep up with names either.

It probably becomes old hat for women to be hit on, at least in a direct manor. from a guys perspective women are less direct and harder to pick up on.

I also take it as a compliment, however if it was Tom Seleck, Alan Jackson, or someone else along that line I might feel an urge to kick their ass for fear of my SO giving in to temptation.

LOL I'm not impressed with celebs. but if another man's attentions do happen to get me going hubby gets the benefits.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Well hell yeah! I would be a nut job if I was talking about you.

 

[Private Vasquez]

I don't have a husband, but you can talk to him if you'd like.

 

[Mike Hammer]

LOL I'm not impressed with celebs. but if another man's attentions do happen to get me going hubby gets the benefits.

That a girl. We all like benifits.

 

[Mike Hammer]

I don't have a husband, but you can talk to him if you'd like.

Is his name Bob?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Actually his name is Winchester, but you can call him Bob if it makes you happy.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Actually his name is Winchester, but you can call him Bob if it makes you happy.

Winchester, I'll be damned!

Did you know I can balance two brooms and a yard stick at the same time?

 

[Saint Peter]

If that is Winchester in your AV he has some twiggy little arms.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Winchester doesn't really exist, but he likes a nice parlor trick from time to time. That's girl in my av, don't you know your parts, sheepfucker?

 

[Saint Peter]

Don't yell at me. I am not the one that stuffed a Winchester in your snapper.

BTW Always nice to see you PV.

 

[Private Vasquez]

You're the one who gave it to me, Winchester. Snap it.

Hey, how's it goin'?

 

[Mike Hammer]

No shit, Saint Peter is a sheep fucker? Makes me wonder about the pearly gates.

 

[Private Vasquez]

Those are wooly gates, and he's always there to meet you.

 

[Saint Peter]

So tell me PV. Is the whole Barbi up there or did you chop her off at the shoulders? Is she wearing her high heels? What about the Barbie Corvette? Give it up for SaintPeter.

 

[Ms_Lilith]

my honey would tell you that he's not surprised you want to fuck me (he honestly hears this all the time from men), and that it's no dice. He's not interested in sharing, and he would leave it at that. I think, if you pursued it, he might threaten to wup your ass, and he's a big guy, he could accomplish it.

He wouldn't be interested in a threesome, either. I've been working on him for months with that... no dice.

 

[Mike Hammer]

LOL

So can you make Winchester clap....... before Saint Peter gets the clap?

 

[Nora]

I heard she had the whole Barbie Town House hidden away in there...

 

[Private Vasquez]

Pink isn't really my color.

Barbie's got some friends in there, but she can dislocate her shoulders at will. She'll resocket them as soon as she crawls out. No vehicles or accessories, just the non-nippled one.

 

[Mike Hammer]

my honey would tell you that he's not surprised you want to fuck me (he honestly hears this all the time from men), and that it's no dice. He's not interested in sharing, and he would leave it at that. I think, if you pursued it, he might threaten to wup your ass, and he's a big guy, he could accomplish it.

He wouldn't be interested in a threesome, either. I've been working on him for months with that... no dice.

Well God Damn! ( sorry Saint peter) a straight up answer to the whole question. What if I like a good fight? What if I win?

 

[Ms_Lilith]

Well God Damn! ( sorry Saint peter) a straight up answer to the whole question. What if I like a good fight? What if I win?

Don't think you'd win. And if you ever laid a finger on my man, I'D wup your ass. Trust me, I've done it before, I can do it again. And if you won, and you still wanted me after I wupped your ass.... well... I'd say no. I don't believe in cheating.

 

[Mike Hammer]

Don't think you'd win. And if you ever laid a finger on my man, I'D wup your ass. Trust me, I've done it before, I can do it again. And if you won, and you still wanted me after I wupped your ass.... well... I'd say no. I don't believe in cheating.

Well then I guess it wouldn't be prudent to risk getting my ass wupped then would it.

Maybe I could just feel you up?