So effing what?

There is always room for improvement. Add a plastic pink flamingo in the yard. Go way overboard at Christmas. Get a really kick ass BBQ grill and use it constantly. Never settle for just being number one.
 
HEY, St. Pete, DAT BOY AIN'T ALL THERE!

And he's lyin' about the trailer...

He lives in a spaceship! A big shiney one. With Ken Starr, dey out giving cigs to yo' babies and putting arsnic back in the water and startin' wars with innocent MOOslims, just 'cause they cattle ranchers and all you know...
 
Of course! I have the blow-up pool that seats eight comfortably. Once the ice melts and we drink all the beer, we can jump in...

And yes, it's a double-wide, WITH a screened in front porch, I'll let you you know...
 
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