So, did I miss much?

[English Lady]

Hello the AH, I'm home!

I'm tired and I think I'm coming down with something but I feel good!

The holiday as fantastic, the weather was brilliant -we didn't get a drop of rain all week and the ice cream, as always, was delicious.

The only downer was the fact that Mr EL has been ill all week on and off with a ear/nose/throat infection, he spent most of Friday (his Birthday) in bed But even he had some good times.

It is good to be home though

 

[impressive]

I'm ignoring you.








Welcome back, gorgeous!

 

[English Lady]

I'm ignoring you.








Welcome back, gorgeous!

Well that was easy to do, I wasn't here all week


Thanks, love. good to be back

 

[Recidiva]

Welcome back honey

 

[cloudy]

Welcome back

You didn't miss much, just the assorted madness, chaos and mayhem.

 

[English Lady]

Welcome back honey

Hey gorgeous, you been behaving?

 

[Recidiva]

Hey gorgeous, you been behaving?

Oh hell no.

I have very angry people at me right now. It's awesome. It's been a hell of a week, there's shrapnel everywhere. And occasionally kittens.

 

[cloudy]

Oh hell no.

I have very angry people at me right now. It's awesome. It's been a hell of a week, there's shrapnel everywhere. And occasionally kittens.

and alts.

 

[rgraham666]

Welcome back, EL. So glad you had a good time.

 

[Recidiva]

and alts.

The GB has been good to me this week, so very good.

 

[Guest]

Welcome back El.

Not much new.

 

[3113]

Did you miss much? You missed *everything*! Slyc_Willie is officially the first man to get preggers (he refuses to name the egg donor, but it could be anyone that was at the Lit get-together in Chicago), Liar has moved his residence; he's left the netherlands and is now holed up in a big oak tree in Barnsley (Why Barnsley? He won't say), Cloudy has Ami tied to a pole and is planning on burning him alive if she can get the permits (be nice to her, she's been going through a lot of paperwork), Matriarch has taken over some small town in the U.K. (Barnsley, maybe?) and is trying to make it the new "Lesbos" (her immigration rules are awful strict but the cost of housing is dirt cheap....), Impressive is writing up a "pledge of Allegiance" for Rhode Island, Sarahh is tied up as usual, and Lovingtongue has gone off in a rocket with Flavortang in search of someone called "Voltron" who they hope will defeat Lisa D. and her monstrous robot "Texas" from ravishing the universe.

See what happens when you go away?

 

[English Lady]

Welcome back

You didn't miss much, just the assorted madness, chaos and mayhem.

busuiness as usual then

 

[English Lady]

Oh hell no.

I have very angry people at me right now. It's awesome. It's been a hell of a week, there's shrapnel everywhere. And occasionally kittens.

I'm gonna do a dollparts now (apologises for GB reference)



I've not even ventured into the GB yet, I need to work up some energy for that.

 

[English Lady]

Did you miss much? You missed *everything*! Slyc_Willie is officially the first man to get preggers (he refuses to name the egg donor, but it could be anyone that was at the Lit get-together in Chicago), Liar has moved his residence; he's left the netherlands and is now holed up in a big oak tree in Barnsley (Why Barnsley? He won't say), Cloudy has Ami tied to a pole and is planning on burning him alive if she can get the permits (be nice to her, she's been going through a lot of paperwork), Matriarch has taken over some small town in the U.K. (Barnsley, maybe?) and is trying to make it the new "Lesbos" (her immigration rules are awful strict but the cost of housing is dirt cheap....), Impressive is writing up a "pledge of Allegiance" for Rhode Island, Sarahh is tied up as usual, and Lovingtongue has gone off in a rocket with Flavortang in search of someone called "Voltron" who they hope will defeat Lisa D. and her monstrous robot "Texas" from ravishing the universe.

See what happens when you go away?

Ahh,Barnsley. That explains it all.


Hey Rob, Ted

 

[Recidiva]

I'm gonna do a dollparts now (apologises for GB reference)



I've not even ventured into the GB yet, I need to work up some energy for that.

Okay, be prepared with a stance on sex with animals, sex with children, and whether or not I and my husband are alts of each other. See you there.

 

[matriarch]

Welcome back oh luscious one.

Thank you so much for our lovely postcard, it was a ray of sunshine in a busy week.

Glad to hear you had a great week.

 

[English Lady]

Okay, be prepared with a stance on sex with animals, sex with children, and whether or not I and my husband are alts of each other. See you there.

Oh gees, I think I need to imbibe something alcoholic before i take THAT plunge.

*gulp*

 

[English Lady]

Welcome back oh luscious one.

Thank you so much for our lovely postcard, it was a ray of sunshine in a busy week.

Glad to hear you had a great week.

you got it, woo hoo!

 

[Recidiva]

Oh gees, I think I need to imbibe something alcoholic before i take THAT plunge.

*gulp*

At the moment it's boring and safe.

I'm probably going to read a book. Let me know if you start something. Thrilled you're back

 

[English Lady]

At the moment it's boring and safe.

I'm probably going to read a book. Let me know if you start something. Thrilled you're back

Oh yeah, cos I'm such a troublemaker


actually, I'm going to slob out and watch rubbish TV then I wil throttle my husband for passing his germs on to me.

 

[Recidiva]

Oh yeah, cos I'm such a troublemaker


actually, I'm going to slob out and watch rubbish TV then I wil throttle my husband for passing his germs on to me.

Best plan ever!

 

[Chantilyvamp]

Welcome back sweetie.

 

[R. Richard]

Welcome back.

Try to avoid the foot-and-mouth disease outbreak.

 

[Liar]

Welcome back.

Try to avoid the foot-and-mouth disease outbreak.

Yeah, that's the foot-and-mouth outbreak in the UK. The foot-in-mouth outbreak in the AH is as omnipresent as ever.