so Cruz had five affairs....

RobDownSouth

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This is getting positively gothic, folks.

The "mainstream Republicans" who were backing Jeb! and then Rubio collected enormous amounts of political intelligence on the FIVE women who were boinking Ted Cruz. They actually had a hashtag for it on Twitter #TheThing.

When Rubio cratered, they no longer needed to go after Ted Cruz, but the National Enquirer got ahold of their data (probably leaked) and published it yesterday.

Three of the five have been identified:
Carly Fiorina's deputy campaign manager Sarah Isgur Flores.
Donald Trump's ultra-nasty spokeswoman Katrina Pierson.
National Review editorial writer Amanda Carpenter.


It seems much of the turmoil at Breitbart.com was that writers had a literal shit-ton of dirt on nasty Katrina Pierson and wanted to take her down, but editor Ben Shapiro, a yuuuuge Cruz supporter, knew the Cruz-Pierson angle would come to light and refused to publish anything.


About a half dozen conservative writers now claiming "yeah, I knew but I kept my mouth shut". LINK

Katrina Pierson - Ted Cruz

Washington Post noted last July that Cruz donated a half million dollars to Carly's failing campaign. Hush money? Blackmail?
 
I am glad to hear about this. This will hurt Ted Cruz with Christian conservatives. Cruz has pandered to them, but I doubt that he even believes in God. :nana::nana:
 
Washington Post noted last July that Cruz donated a half million dollars to Carly's failing campaign. Hush money? Blackmail?



I remember wondering at the time what was up with that.

When I heard this rumor, my first thought was to wonder why Trump hadn't said anything about it, because he's not exactly shy about going on the attack, and then I went, "Oh yeah. Trump." He's not exactly in a position to get moralistic on this subject.

I don't have a position on whether or not it's true, though, because I have enough trouble believing Cruz has a wife who wants to fuck him, let alone anyone else.
 
Personally I find it hard to believe that Ted Cruz is able to get his own wife to sleep with him, but FIVE other women as well?

Not fucking possible. :D
 
Were any of the women married at the time? Leviticus 20:10 -- "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death." This applies to Mr Gingrich and Sen McCain also -- among others.
 
Is this not, how the private men's club of the GOP operates ?

If you are a member, you have the dirt on club members, and members have dirt on you.


Mutually assured destruction. Do not fuck with the GOP alliance!

Conservatives treat female office members as entertainment. Sexually exploit the younger women, and sexually harrass all the women.

"C'mon honey, can't you take a joke ?"

Plenty of winking and nodding, in the Good Old Boy's club.

Conservatives have been pointed out as the most sexually kinky.
Nothing like the thrill of violating the rules, after dark.
A long day of listening to preaching, or preaching, makes it
extra relaxing to take off the mask, drop the act, and have fun with
Mr. Happy and the newest sex object available.


Is this not the purpose of selling out for money, power, and perks ?
Sexual freedom to cheat on your wife, is one of the first perks available.


Newt Gingrich was famous for fucking his lover on a government desk.
Those who wanted to talk to Newt, had to wait until the noise stopped.


New Twist, on old GOP hypocrisy.
Women allowed into the GOP club
Separate, but equal ?

Federal and state officials are calling for a Michigan lawmaker to resign after it emerged on Friday that he used his taxpayer-funded office to launch a smear campaign against himself, claiming that he had been caught having sex with a male prostitute.

In audio recordings obtained by the Detroit News, Representative Todd Courser was heard asking a now-fired aide to email Republican activists with the false report, in an attempt to distract from an alleged affair with another social conservative, state Representative Cindy Gamrat.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2015/aug/07/michigan-tea-party-lawmaker-affair


Mmmmmmmm! The thrill of breaking a commandment of God/god!
Adultery, using government money to fund the affair!
Double the thrill. Mutually assured political and personal destruction.

Let us not forget, how the stripper clubs for gay men
hired on more men willing to act as prostitutes, because the GOP convention
was coming to town.
 
so lemme see if I get this right

when NI had the story on FagEdwards, the LOON BRIGADE, UD et all started with teh

NI? THATS A SOURCE? REALLY?

Now we are treating it like the HOLY KORAN
 
It reminds me of the race to be LITs Mister Nice.
I'm sure you thought this made some sort of sense when you were typing it.

I am glad to hear about this. This will hurt Ted Cruz with Christian conservatives. Cruz has pandered to them, but I doubt that he even believes in God. :nana::nana:
Before this year, I would have agreed with you. This year, it seems that the Moral Majority demographic is more than willing to look the other way with regard to candidate failings. They've come to the realization that they need to obtain political power by any means necessary, in order to legislate their beliefs upon #ThosePeople, as Jesus commanded.

I don't have a position on whether or not it's true, though, because I have enough trouble believing Cruz has a wife who wants to fuck him, let alone anyone else.

Remember back in the 1970s, when lots of beautiful women (mmm...Jill St. John!) lined up to fuck Henry Kissinger? "Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac"

National Enquirer isn't exactly my go-to source for accurate news. Or even news from the real world.

That said, knowing how in-your-face-with-family-values politicians are, I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was true about Cruz.
They seemed to be exceptionally well-sourced on this one, spoon-fed by both the Rubio AND Trump campaigns. Quite a number of confirmations from conservative writers this morning!!

Personally I find it hard to believe that Ted Cruz is able to get his own wife to sleep with him, but FIVE other women as well?

Not fucking possible. :D
Katrina Pierson seems to be passed around from conservative to conservative. She strikes me as the ultimate star-fucker.


Conservatives treat female office members as entertainment. Sexually exploit the younger women, and sexually harrass all the women.

The RWCJ here have long opined that, when not functioning as breeding vessels, the primary purpose of a woman is to carry a man's seed from the bed to the toilet.
 
I don't have a position on whether or not it's true, though, because I have enough trouble believing Cruz has a wife who wants to fuck him, let alone anyone else.

My first response too. I guess, though, that in the dark you don't get the full effect of the self-righteous, evangelical Cruz sneer.
 
Fundy jeezoids are not noted for critical thinking, eh?

They'll support any asshole who punches their buttons.

Forgive mortal sins and vote for the turds; it's traditional.
 
So meanwhile in the real world

The women named and Cruz has called Bee Ess

The Clinton rapist brigade will still run with the story
 
You know it's gotta be bad for Cruz when mouthbreathers like Busybody are reduced to "but...but...Clinton!"
*nods*
 
Which is more believable:

Cruz's affairs or Trump had nothing to do with the story?
 
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