So cats don't have feelings?

[Ishmael]

I was sitting here enjoying a glass of wine, relaxing, and seeing what was going on with the board when my old est cat fell off the chair.

I mean fell. He was lying there sleeping, head hanging off the side and he just gently slid off the chair and hit the deck. He was so alseep, he didn't even land on his feet.

I started laughing. So hard the tears came to my eyes. I even pointed at the old fart. He looked at me, turned his head and lick his back (I guess to put some hair back in place) and then calmly walked over to me and bit me on the leg. The son-of-a-bitch knew that I was laughing at him (or somehow turned 'victim' and believed that I pushed him off the chair). Regardless, I couldn't help but laugh again, so he bit me agian.

Cats have no sense of humor.

Ishmael

 

[Tantanah]

Serves you right. Laughing at that poor cat.

I'd bite you too.

 

[Ginny]

those damn old pussies......

 

[Pixie]

LOL! Sorry, but that's just too funny!

 

[lisalove]

Ahhh, that's what I love about cats....they're so proud and imperious.

 

[Ishmael]

Ahhh, that's what I love about cats....they're so proud and imperious.

Yah, but they're suckers for the creature comforts too.

My late brother started with male pattern baldness in his early thirties. He got a 'weave'. Everytime we were together I'd reach up and scratch the top of his head. He'd ask "why". And I'd tell him that I was making sure they didn't use cat hair. Because if they did, your ass would be pointing at the moon."

Ishmael

 

[tswyk]

Ish -

I love these little insights into your private world - so much more interesting than the harsh babble I've come to expect from you.

Thanks for bringing a smile to me on this lonely Friday evening!





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[pipercatt]

Ish -

I love these little insights into your private world - so much more interesting than the harsh babble I've come to expect from you.

Thanks for bringing a smile to me on this lonely Friday evening!


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I will second that..

 

[Sillyman]

I've seen our cats get so excited batting at something that they will push themselves right of the porch. Then they look around all surprised. It's cute as hell.

 

[christophe]

Catsare the most peculiar animals...everything they do has a purpose....even if it involves falling off a chair...mine will walk around the house and all of a sudden spaz out for no good reason. too much catnip i think

 

[Guest]

You know,

you people are REALLY starting to PISS ME OFF!

 

[huskie]

I can just hear that cat behind the couch right now, "Fucking meow, Fucking meow..... and HE laughed at me?!?! Yep, I'll be spraying piss on his pillow tonight for sure!"

They get there revenge.

 

[MissTaken]

Can I bite you, Ish?

Or would you push my pussy off your lap as well?




Oops!

Ack!

Flirting with Ish? I really need a date!

 

[Guest]

I can just hear that cat behind the couch right now, "Fucking meow, Fucking meow..... and HE laughed at me?!?! Yep, I'll be spraying piss on his pillow tonight for sure!"

They get there revenge.

_________

*Coughing up hairball*

 

[WriterDom]

Catsare the most peculiar animals...everything they do has a purpose....even if it involves falling off a chair...mine will walk around the house and all of a sudden spaz out for no good reason. too much catnip i think

Sounds like you only have one cat. They do weird shit out of boredom.

 

[christophe]

yep only one.....thats enough...never had a cat before a few months ago....still getting used to the lil critter

 

[ksmybuttons]

Because we have the air conditioner on in the upstairs, the door has been closed at night. The little boy cat is pissed because he doesn't like being shut in upstairs and he can't sleep on the bed with us at night if he isn't. In the mornings I come downstairs and he purrs up against my legs a couple of times and then shouts at me and hits me.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Cats and hockey players live in a different dimension. Cats live in one where there are things we can't see. Hockey players live in one where they THINK we can't see things. They're all just glorified professional wrestlers.

 

[Guest]

Because we have the air conditioner on in the upstairs, the door has been closed at night. The little boy cat is pissed because he doesn't like being shut in upstairs and he can't sleep on the bed with us at night if he isn't. In the mornings I come downstairs and he purrs up against my legs a couple of times and then shouts at me and hits me.

__________

I'm a leg guy...WTF!

 

[Ishmael]

Cats and hockey players live in a different dimension. Cats live in one where there are things we can't see. Hockey players live in one where they THINK we can't see things. They're all just glorified professional wrestlers.

You haven't been drinking have you Lucky?

Ishmael

 

[LukkyKnight]

What a splendid idea. Thank you, Izhmael, I blieve I will just do that.