so anyway,

[Le Chevalier]

so anyway, I'm sitting with my friends in a stor parking lot and this guy comes running up to the car and he tries to get in. I told him to f**k off. He pleaded with me to let him in because the cops were coming. It turns out that he had stolen a pack of smokes from the store a year before and had gotten caught. He was on parole and if the cops came and he was on the property they would haul his ass back to jail. The reason that they were coming and he had to get out of there was because he had come with his girlfriend and her friend and the friend had tried to buy alcohol. I had been standing in line behind this guy and he had the worst looking fake ID I've ever seen. So store personel holds onto him while the cops come. I'm about to let this guy into the car but then I see who his girlfriend is. Her name is Ryan and she is a total c**t. She's a dirty, sloppy whore too. She comes up to me and says, "Dan, please give him a ride out of here." I look at her and I'm like "Ryan, if I saw you on the street you wouldn't give me the time of day and now you want me to help you out?! F**k off." Turns out later that the cops came and her dumb ass boyfriend got arrested. Oh well.

 

[Lasher]

Just thought this was a good place to post something meaningless to test something.

Please go back to ignoring this thread.

 

[Big Willie]

i know you're all thinking the same thing i am so here goes...............



AND THE POINT OF THAT WAS?????????

BW

 

[Treat]

Acting like Gomer Pile and sounding like Forrest Gump.

"Did he get shot or get a shot in the buttox when he went to jail"

I'm more confused than at the ending of the Mr. Penis clip.