So an old, close friend who I love very much but don't talk to near enough...

[Peregrinator]

...just emailed me to tell me she's knocked up, and I can't stop grinning at the idea, because she's awesome, and there was a while when it seemed like it was never going to happen.

And, no, I'm not telling you who, and it's not my sperm. I'm just happy and smiling over the news and thought I'd start a thread that was simple, positive information.

 

[blobfish]

thought I'd start a thread that was simple, positive information.

He's just jumped the shark, folks.

 

[Peregrinator]

He's just jumped the shark, folks.

Heh. Prick.

 

[TonyClifton]

...just emailed me to tell me she's knocked up, and I can't stop grinning at the idea, because she's awesome.

The same thing happened to me.

 

[Peregrinator]

Oh, look, a sack of shit in a thread on the GB. Never expected that.

 

[bronzeage]

...just emailed me to tell me she's knocked up, and I can't stop grinning at the idea, because she's awesome, and there was a while when it seemed like it was never going to happen.

And, no, I'm not telling you who, and it's not my sperm. I'm just happy and smiling over the news and thought I'd start a thread that was simple, positive information.

Never let a woman borrow your sperm. You don't know what she might do with it.

Congratulations to whoever and himever, too.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Oh, look, a sack of shit in a thread on the GB. Never expected that.

Busybody?

 

[Oscuridad]

He's just jumped the shark, folks.

Shut it, you.

That's wonderful, Pereg.

 

[Wings]

That's awesome, Perg.





Just for the record, if I ever call with the same news that will be my signal that being chubby wasn't enough and they kidnapped me anyway. Ok?

 

[blobfish]

Shut it, you.

That's wonderful, Pereg.

Normally, I would attack you for daring to tell me to shut it, but I can respect a guy that knows how to abbreviate Pereg's name properly.

 

[Oscuridad]

Normally, I would attack you for daring to tell me to shut it, but I can respect a guy that knows how to abbreviate Pereg's name properly.

I think that's wise.

Even though I find exercises in futility rather entertaining.

 

[Oscuridad]

That's awesome, Perg.





Just for the record, if I ever call with the same news that will be my signal that being chubby wasn't enough and they kidnapped me anyway. Ok?

There seems to be a plot afoot here to which I am not yet privy...

 

[Wings]

There seems to be a plot afoot here to which I am not yet privy...

I've just never had an opportunity to let him in on my plans until now.

 

[Peregrinator]

That's awesome, Perg.





Just for the record, if I ever call with the same news that will be my signal that being chubby wasn't enough and they kidnapped me anyway. Ok?

Noted. I'll still start a thread, but I may not gush quite so profusely.

 

[Oscuridad]

I've just never had an opportunity to let him in on my plans until now.

Ah...

And who is kidnapping you because you needed knocking up?

Also, why is it not me?

 

[Wings]

Ah...

And who is kidnapping you because you needed knocking up?

Also, why is it not me?

Psst, it's only giggle-worthy to me because I can't actually be knocked up anymore.

 

[blobfish]

Ah...

And who is kidnapping you because you needed knocking up?

Also, why is it not me?

Your pregnancy thing is staring to get weird, man.

 

[Oscuridad]

Psst, it's only giggle-worthy to me because I can't actually be knocked up anymore.

Ah... The old bait and switch.

Clever.

Your pregnancy thing is staring to get weird, man.

According to you, it was weird to begin with.