So, according to the choke thread- How many people want to kick some ass?

[CandiCame]

Because I do. I am so pissed off right now and I can't calm down. How does everyone get rid of this feeling? This body tensing-muscle cramping anger- without drugs or getting the living shit beat out of me. How do you do it!?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Internet Cat Videos.

 

[December]

I refuse to vote in that poll.

 

[CandiCame]

I refuse to vote in that poll.

Not a fan of whiney bitch rock?

 

[IndieSnob]

I'd kick ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum. Sucks.

 

[Wife of Bath]

I've never been that angry.

 

[CandiCame]

I know that everyone says this, but if I had some fucking money and could pay these debts off- I'd be alright. I'm just so tired of being pissed off all the time. I can't deal with these crazy-ass motherfuckers. I'm crazy- I can't deal with more crazy piled on top of that. I gotta get outta here.

I need level 4 narcotics! And I don't understand why I'm jonesing so bad- I've been doing so good...

 

[December]

I need level 4 narcotics! And I don't understand why I'm jonesing so bad- I've been doing so good...

Need and want are two very different things.

 

[John Doe]

I know that everyone says this, but if I had some fucking money and could pay these debts off- I'd be alright. I'm just so tired of being pissed off all the time. I can't deal with these crazy-ass motherfuckers. I'm crazy- I can't deal with more crazy piled on top of that. I gotta get outta here.

I need level 4 narcotics! And I don't understand why I'm jonesing so bad- I've been doing so good...

The last thing you need is a narcotic.

 

[CandiCame]

The last thing you need is a narcotic.

Then why am I being so bitchy?

Can't explain that- can you?

BTW, did you notice my thingy- I don't know what they're called, on top of my av- I thought you would like it.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

I'd kick ass, but I'm all out of bubblegum. Sucks.

I'm only here to do two things, drink some beer and kick some ass. Looks like we're almost out of beer

 

[John Doe]

Then why am I being so bitchy?

Can't explain that- can you?

BTW, did you notice my thingy- I don't know what they're called, on top of my av- I thought you would like it.

Yes, I can. It's why you're being so bitchy. If and when you realize why I say that, you will have taken the first step.

 

[1sickbastard]

You forgot the Dolf option.

You need a heavy bag. Something you can pound on until you're so exhausted you can't stand. It won't solve the problems, but you will feel better for a while.
Bet your GP would go for that.

 

[CandiCame]

Yes, I can. It's why you're being so bitchy. If and when you realize why I say that, you will have taken the first step.

Is not. There's no way I'm going through withdraw now- I quit 2 months ago.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

Because I do. I am so pissed off right now and I can't calm down. How does everyone get rid of this feeling? This body tensing-muscle cramping anger- without drugs or getting the living shit beat out of me. How do you do it!?

I'll lend you my AV - she always calms me down.

 

[RobDownSouth]

You forgot the Dolf option.

You need a heavy bag. Something you can pound on until you're so exhausted you can't stand. It won't solve the problems, but you will feel better for a while.
Bet your GP would go for that.

Personally, I look at Dolf as more of a punchline than a punching bag.

*rimshot*

 

[dirtwrench]

Its gonna be ok Candi. Settle the fuck down. Have a beer and think dirty thoughts.

 

[1sickbastard]

Its gonna be ok Candi. Settle the fuck down. Have a beer and think dirty thoughts.

Poor boy's too young to buy beer, and his gramps won't let him smoke a joint.
Hence the intensity of his pissed-offness

 

[CandiCame]

Feeling a lot better- and i wanna thank December for her amazing suggestions on that.

I don't like beer anyway. I like rum. And burbon- ooh, I might go to Burbon county and get some burbon soon if I can get someone to gimme a ride- I think I'm weedleing some folk down.

 

[CandiCame]

Poor boy's too young to buy beer, and his gramps won't let him smoke a joint.
Hence the intensity of his pissed-offness

Just as an aside- WTF is that shit? How the hell am I to young to get wasted? I can smoke, I can vote, I can go off to die in some godforsaken desert, but I can't have a rum & coke with dinner? Does anyone know WTF that's about? Why is the drinking age not 18? I think in some states it is, but I might be wrong about that.

 

[Disgustipated]

Quit being a sniveling lying sack of shit and your life will be less stressful.

 

[1sickbastard]

Just as an aside- WTF is that shit? How the hell am I to young to get wasted? I can smoke, I can vote, I can go off to die in some godforsaken desert, but I can't have a rum & coke with dinner? Does anyone know WTF that's about? Why is the drinking age not 18? I think in some states it is, but I might be wrong about that.

You got me. I agree, if you're old enough to vote, you should be old enough to do it drunk off your ass.
I think it has to to with politicians pandering to MADD.
18yo's used to be able to drink beer in Lousiana. Don't know if that's still true. The rest of the states raised the drinking age because the Fed threatened to cut off highway funds for states that didn't.

Life is full of bullshit. It is what it is.

 

[CandiCame]

Quit being a sniveling lying sack of shit and your life will be less stressful.

http://i.imgur.com/tyQvo.jpg

Out of curiosity;

What do you think my characteristics are? I always like hearing those. VBM thinks or thought that I was an older gentleman- though I'm not sure whether he's abandoned that theory or not.