Jessie_Pinkman
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When John Oliver showed Edward Snowden evidence that all typical Americans care about is whether the government can see our “dick pics,” he encourages Snowden to go through a list of every government surveillance program and explain its capabilities in terms of access to “dick pics.”
“The good news is, there is no [government] program named The Dick Pic Program,” says Snowden. “The bad news is they are still collecting everybody’s information, including your dick pics.”
Then Oliver hands Snowden a picture of his penis.
“So, 702 Surveillance [Act]—can they see my dick?” Oliver asks.
“Yes, the FISA Amendments Act of 2008, which section 702 falls under, allows the bulk collection of internet data that are one-end foreign…”
“Bulk collection—now we’re talking about my dick,” Oliver says.
Do you care now, America?
“I guess I never thought about putting it into the context of your junk before,” Snowden concludes.
Here’s the video.
“The good news is, there is no [government] program named The Dick Pic Program,” says Snowden. “The bad news is they are still collecting everybody’s information, including your dick pics.”
Then Oliver hands Snowden a picture of his penis.
“So, 702 Surveillance [Act]—can they see my dick?” Oliver asks.
“Yes, the FISA Amendments Act of 2008, which section 702 falls under, allows the bulk collection of internet data that are one-end foreign…”
“Bulk collection—now we’re talking about my dick,” Oliver says.
Do you care now, America?
“I guess I never thought about putting it into the context of your junk before,” Snowden concludes.
Here’s the video.
