Snowblowing And Having To Pee

[Gingersnap]

OKay, right! I wake up drink four cups of herbal tea and then go out to snowblow the drive and cul de sac once again of the nights bounty. I am three quarter through and the urge to micturate is upon me. But!!!! I have on about nine layers of clothes due to the frigid nature of the day and over that several tons of white flakes. Shit why does this always happen and btw when is the fucking white stuff gonna stop? Please Obie wan help me!!

 

[cymbidia]

Okay, then!

Here's yet ANOTHER reason why i'm never ever living in (or even visiting, for years, until the mind scarring fades) snow country again!

 

[TigerClaw]

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[LRC]

Re: Sign your work.

Perfect, they say to do your job well enough to sign it. I would sign my work if I was ready.

LMAO ...... made me laugh out loud, ya did .....

 

[Myrrdin]

Is it an American thing? This urge to pee as soon as you get out in the fresh air? How are you going to manange when you get to the UK Miss Snap? You Americans don't seem to realise that UK shops and public places don't have "restrooms". Public toilets are only for dire emergencies. We British pee before we go out and hang on till we get home again.

You've heard of the British stiff upper lip? It's what we get when we're concentrating on not wetting ourseves.

 

[Gingersnap]

It is the cold my dear friend that prompts the urge. I know you do not get nearly as cold as we do. Right now it is 14 degrees F with a twenty five mile an hour wind whipping. I am a veritable camel when it comes to holding it too. Prictice from those long surgeries. If I run into a problem I will stop at your house though

 

[fallon2]

Too bad!

So far . . I have not had to shovel or snowblow this year. However, last year . . the neat thing was to "whip" it out and spray the snow! I know, I know . . that is another instance why it's great to be a man. *big smile*

 

[modest mouse]

May I suggest underpaying a neighborhood kid. Highly effective.

 

[Mellon Collie]

May I suggest underpaying a neighborhood kid. Highly effective.

Yes, it always works for me.

 

[MacCortz]

May I suggest moving to Florida instead, worked for me!!

 

[April]

Stop drinking herbal tea before you go out to clear your drive, eh?