Snowball Fight 14th and and U st.!

[JackLuis]

The Great Snowball fight had been twittered about for ages. well really just since Gonzo woke up about nine.

Teams for at least two sides gathered in the new fallen snow that caused the city to pause as the upper house deliberated how long they could hold the attention of the voters, before the voters would rise up and storm the capitol with pitchforks.


Enter a Maroon Hummer investigating a "Snowball fight in progress." tskkk!



I bet there will be film at 11:00.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Obviously some incident inspired by either the old Communist hold outs, the Talaban or al Quida. The snowballs were smuggled illegally into the U.S. from Syria while the participants moved in from "sleeper cells" all over the country.

The cop was also a plant. I has been identified as an agent of that underworld crime family known as the NAACP.

Fortunately terrorists don't operate well in the snow and their whole plot failed when they had to sit in line for over an hour at a Les Schwab Tire Center to get their snow tired mounted.

Thank God we were saved from another massive attack. But where was Homeland Secruity?

 

[JackLuis]

The DC CSU analyzed the snowball fragments and proved they were domestic sourced snowballs. CSU was unable to recover any fingerprints form the fragment. The terrorist all wore gloves.

 

[JackLuis]

Finaly! Media coverage of the Battle of U street!

Well it is only Talking Points Memo but still.

That cop had no sense of humor.

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Apparently the detective received a royal chewing. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34516682/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/ He deserved it!

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The snowball incident is pretty tame compared to some cop incidents I've witnessed.

I saw a cop arrest a woman for having a messy bedroom. I saw a cop arrest a sick woman because her baby had poopy in his diaper. I saw a cop arrest a woman because a pack of hamburger in her refrigerator was spoiled. I watched an out of town cop try to arrest several people when they failed to clear the sidewalk for the mayor of his town (it was a seminar, people were outside smoking, and the mayor was an attendee like everyone else, but his cop wanted the sidewalk cleared). I've seen cops try to arrest people for crossing their legs. Cops do all kinds of weird shit.

 

[JackLuis]

Well cops are under a lot of pressure and sometimes they feel they are not given the respect they are due as an "Officer of the Law", the guy lost his sense of humor and probably the reason was he had been dealing with real criminals and was frustrated when the snowballers didn't get it.

Oops! Well he gets desk duty and perhaps a chance to decompress now. The snow will melt and there will be another "horror" for the press to hype, to fill air time and blog inches.

I thought it was funny.