Snow!

[LadyJeanne]

Men write their names with pee in the snow for the same reason dogs lick their own balls.



Because they can.





Us girls stay indoors, go to the bathroom, and REMEMBER to wash our hands afterwards.

Boys also like peeing over the edge of high things and watching their golden drops arc through the air and splatter below.

 

[tolyk]

Boys also like peeing over the edge of high things and watching their golden drops arc through the air and splatter below.

Hmm.. a trip to paris is in order now.. I'll need a pair of powerful binoculars though.

Eifel Tower, here I come

 

[Elsie Grey]

We've had enough snow that I took the holiday club out to build an army of snowmen this morning. We only managed three though!

Ok, so I get the impression I've inadvertantly used the wrong slang here. A tiddler is a small child round here! Also known as littlies, tiny's babbies (and to quote the Earl) chibs.

Hooking the oars onto my car sounds cool, not sure how you'd manage it though! I wonder if the river will freeze? We could skate instead of rowing!

Elsie

xxx

 

[Guest]

We rarely get snow here - too near the South Coast, and sheltered by the New Forest to the North East and the Purbecks to the South West. My eldest daughter is eight years old, she's seen snow settle twice in her lifetime. My youngest daughter is seven; she's seen it once (last year, actually on her birthday, it was brilliant!).

However, the forecast for tonight shows there could be some snow here overnight. They went to bed early, in the hope they'd wake up and see the ground lovely and white in the morning. I told them not to build their hopes up too much.

If it does snow, and it settles, then I'm making a snowman tomorrow.

Lou - with childhood memories of hurtling down a snow-covered hill on a tin tea-tray.

 

[NoJo]

We rarely get snow here - too near the South Coast, and sheltered by the New Forest to the North East and the Purbecks to the South West. My eldest daughter is eight years old, she's seen snow settle twice in her lifetime. My youngest daughter is seven; she's seen it once (last year, actually on her birthday, it was brilliant!).

However, the forecast for tonight shows there could be some snow here overnight. They went to bed early, in the hope they'd wake up and see the ground lovely and white in the morning. I told them not to build their hopes up too much.

If it does snow, and it settles, then I'm making a snowman tomorrow.

Lou - with childhood memories of hurtling down a snow-covered hill on a tin tea-tray.

You were one of those oiks I used to hide from until you'd all gone. Then I could take out my grandfather's solid maholgony sled with the reindeer on it and nursey would pull me along.

 

[Guest]

You were one of those oiks I used to hide from until you'd all gone. Then I could take out my grandfather's solid maholgony sled with the reindeer on it and nursey would pull me along.

I doubt very much I was born then, love, unless that still happened when you were in your late teens.

 

[NoJo]

I went out walking in the snow today. I caught cold. Fuck. First for two years. (cold, that is).

 

[Guest]

I went out walking in the snow today. I caught cold. Fuck. First for two years. (cold, that is).

You can't catch a cold from the cold. It's a viral thing. You can get a nasty chill, though. Wear another pair of socks next time.

 

[NoJo]

You can't catch a cold from the cold. It's a viral thing. You can get a nasty chill, though. Wear another pair of socks next time.

You're right, that's not the reason. It's actually cos I stayed indoors all day yesterday. And sat in an overheated car. Which is why I went out for a walk today. God this is the best flirting I've done for ages.

 

[Goldie Munro]

I want it to snow and snow and snow - so I don't have to go to work tomorrow and I can stay at home and cruise Lit

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

. . . we used to piss our names in the snow. (Hah, GIRLS: Betcha you never did that as kids!)

I knew a girl in grammar school who did that :

Of course, she required the whole football field and took most of the Christmas Holiday.

 

[Guest]

You're right, that's not the reason. It's actually cos I stayed indoors all day yesterday. And sat in an overheated car. Which is why I went out for a walk today. God this is the best flirting I've done for ages.

Heady stuff, isn't it? Did you lick any snow?

 

[NoJo]

Heady stuff, isn't it? Did you lick any snow?

No, but watched the ruddy-cheeked children laughing and throwing snowballs at each other until two policemen told me to move along.

 

[Guest]

No, but watched the ruddy-cheeked children laughing and throwing snowballs at each other until two policemen told me to move along.

That'll teach you to wear that brown mack.

 

[NoJo]

That'll teach you to wear that brown mack.

God, you must think I'm like that animated dirty old man in monty python. I'm much more modern and hi-tech. Camouflage hoodie, infra-red goggles, GPS. I can even check my email at the same time.

 

[Guest]

God, you must think I'm like that animated dirty old man in monty python. I'm much more modern and hi-tech. Camouflage hoodie, infra-red goggles, GPS. I can even check my email at the same time.

No, I never think of you like that at all. Honest. Especially with that AV.

As for the high-tech malarky, when you gonna start stalking me?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Boys also like peeing over the edge of high things and watching their golden drops arc through the air and splatter below.

Gee, thanks LJ! Now I'll never be able to eat at McDonalds again!

 

[Guest]

Well, we didn't get the snow, just bloody annoying wet drizzle.

Hey ho, never mind! Just one of the drawbacks of living right on the South Coast.

 

[Guest]

Gee, thanks LJ! Now I'll never be able to eat at McDonalds again!

Another soul saved.

 

[Guest]

Another soul saved.

Just as they were introducing their McDragon burger. It cooks itself.