Snow White: Which Category?

SimonDoom

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I've written a sexed-up version of the fairy tale Snow White. I'm trying to decide in which category to publish it.

I think it comes down to four choices: Celebrity & Fan Fiction, Sci Fi and Fantasy, Exhibitionism and Voyeur, and Group Sex.

There are 68 published Literotica stories with "Snow White" in the title, although a few of them have the words "snow" and "white" used in another way. The categories for those 68 stories are all over the map. My first thought was that it would obviously be Sci Fi & Fantasy, but I wonder. The story has strong elements of exhibitionism, and I've had a pretty good experience with that category so I'm thinking about publishing it there. My experience with Exhibitionism is much better than with Sci Fi/Fantasy or Celebrities/Fanfiction or Group Sex. There is some activity that one might describe as "group sex" but I don't think it's really what the connoisseurs of that category are looking for. My impression is that the readership for Celebrities/FanFiction at Literotica is small. So I'm mostly thinking about either E&V or Sci Fi/Fantasy.

My goal is to maximize the number of readers who enjoy the story. I'm less concerned about the score it gets.

Thoughts?
 
Well it depends on what exactly Snowy gets upto in your story. If you're maximizing view then according to the data that was posted on the forums a while go...

Sci-Fi/Fantasy only gets an average of 3,500 views and I'm not sure they'd necessary go for a straight up fairy tale there.

The obvious catagories don't have a lot in it.

Group Sex - with the dwarves - average 16,500
First Time - with the prince at the end or with the huntsman - average 15,000

I would have thought Snow White was the architypal virgin so despite GS having the edge I think more people would enjoy it in FT

Exhibition/Voyuer gets an average of 10,600 views. I assume the voyeursm comes in either with the dwarves coming home or the magic mirror - difficult to know how that would go over without reading the story.

You're right about Celebrities - average views only 2,500 - probably to be avoided.

There's the whole step-mother daugher relationship going on so Incest for 45,300 and again they'd probably love SW as the daughter - though that may not be what you've got planned for the story. Similarly you could play up the Reluctance for 19,700 views.

Alternatively set it after she marries the Prince and she cucks him with the dwarves constantly - stick in it Loving Wives and watch the meltdown. (45,300 readers most of whom will love to hate you)
 
Alternatively set it after she marries the Prince and she cucks him with the dwarves constantly - stick in it Loving Wives and watch the meltdown. (45,300 readers most of whom will love to hate you)
That sounds like a rather amusing story idea! Of course, it would have to virtually drip from all the irony employed in telling that tall tale. Still, it might be a story I'll write some day when I find the time. Thanks for the inspiration!
 
That sounds like a rather amusing story idea! Of course, it would have to virtually drip from all the irony employed in telling that tall tale. Still, it might be a story I'll write some day when I find the time. Thanks for the inspiration!

Go for it.

While we're on the topic, I'm reminded of the conversation I had with with my sister once my daughter started to watch cartoons.

Her: A lot of the old Disney films reinforce unfortunate traditional standards of attractiveness.
Me: I'll say. Take Snow White. She meets eight men. Who does she marry? The tallest one.
Her: That's not what I meant!
 
If one of the dwarfs involved is named 'Creepy' I'd put it in 'Fetish.'
 
EB looked at Simon closely, then looked again, from a different angle.

"I don't understand. You've been a perv on Lit for nearly two decades, and you still haven't sorted out the categories? What on earth have you been doing all this time?"

"He's confused," said Suzie. "No penguins; only a virgin, an apple, and dwarves."

It's really quite simple, Simon - what does she do with apple? What's the primary erotic focus of the story? You know, all that stuff you suggest to newbies who come here with their category questions...

EB, knowing he'd been absolutely no help at all, went back to writing his own pervie story, category already decided. He'd written a smooth man, now he was writing a hairy man (well, girl), so the category was obvious. Biblical stories.
 
Well Simon, you really haven't given us much detail of your story to make an informed decision.

Do the dwarves run a train through Snow White? - Group

Is SW mounted (in more ways than one) in a glass box in a glade? - E&V

Does the wicked stepmother turn into a dragon and do unspeakable things to SW? - possibly I/T, maybe fantasy

Does the Prince turn up and carries away Grumpy? - GM

I think I'll grab a coffee...
 
Well Simon, you really haven't given us much detail of your story to make an informed decision.

Do the dwarves run a train through Snow White? - Group

Is SW mounted (in more ways than one) in a glass box in a glade? - E&V

Does the wicked stepmother turn into a dragon and do unspeakable things to SW? - possibly I/T, maybe fantasy

Does the Prince turn up and carries away Grumpy? - GM

I think I'll grab a coffee...

This isn't at all helpful. But I like the way your mind works. And I like coffee, too.
 
To me, performing sexual acts on unconscious people sounds a lot like non-con. Trying to kill others with poisoned apples and assassins does not sound consensual either. You need to make sure you stay clear of snuff, though.
 
Obviously nonconsent in today's world. I mean, the prince took advantage of her while she was asleep.
 
To me, performing sexual acts on unconscious people sounds a lot like non-con. Trying to kill others with poisoned apples and assassins does not sound consensual either. You need to make sure you stay clear of snuff, though.
And we’re off on a morality discussion…

Yes, undoubtedly and fully agreed. N/C is, outside of literary fantasies, Bad.

On the other hand, if I recall my fairytales aright, were it not for the Prince having dislodged the piece of poisoned apple in Snow White’s mouth by kissing her unconscious form, she would have been condemned to remain catatonic under the dwarves’ crystal bier for all eternity. Might not one be able to make the case that that n/c act by the unprincipled prince was for the greater good?
 
I do hope Simon, that you not going to exploit a visibly disabled group for cheap lowbrow entertainment. Have you researched properly or made lewd assumptions about their genitals? Will you subject a young woman, recently recovered from catatonia, to the vagaries of single men with names like Horny, Shaggy, Donkey, Bonkey and Guzzler? Is the gay young prince bisexual, sporting tights and ruched velvet doublet?
Please post the link when you're done - sounds fun ;)

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Now I keep seeing parodies of Roald Dahl's version: "where, oh where had Snow-White gone?
She’d found it easy, being pretty
To hitch a ride into the city
And there she’d got a job, unpaid
As general cook and parlour-maid
With seven funny little men
Each one not more than three foot ten
Ex horse-race jockeys, all of them
These seven dwarfs, though awfully nice
Were guilty of one shocking vice
They squandered all of their resources
At the race-track backing horses
(When they hadn’t backed a winner
None of them got any dinner)
One evening, Snow-White said, “Look here,
I think I’ve got a great idea.”

So, Poetry...
 
The literary future of America rests on your shoulders, Simon, choose your category well. As you can see, we're piling on great expectations. Will this story carry the burden, or does the girl need a twin?
 
There was a young girl called Snow White
Who gave all the dwarves quite a fright
She gave tricks to seven
They thought it was heaven
Her monkeypox gift served them right
 
The literary future of America rests on your shoulders, Simon, choose your category well. As you can see, we're piling on great expectations. Will this story carry the burden, or does the girl need a twin?
I do recall a story about Snow White and Rose Red...

Edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow-White_and_Rose-Red

It's a very different tale to the Grimm/Disney Snow White.

Edited edit: Hmmm... I tawt I taw a plot bunny...
 
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I do hope Simon, that you not going to exploit a visibly disabled group for cheap lowbrow entertainment. Have you researched properly or made lewd assumptions about their genitals? Will you subject a young woman, recently recovered from catatonia, to the vagaries of single men with names like Horny, Shaggy, Donkey, Bonkey and Guzzler? Is the gay young prince bisexual, sporting tights and ruched velvet doublet?
Please post the link when you're done - sounds fun ;)

You're making some unwarranted assumptions about the characters. For one thing, dwarves aren't disabled, and I don't portray them as disabled, at all. There is a little discussion of genitalia, but not in a way that's disparaging. I DO play on the names, which correspond to various sexual traits. The story is presented as an over-the-top sex farce and fantasy, although under the surface of the farce it presents themes that are common to many of my stories. One of the themes I explore, often comically (well, I tried to be comic about it), is the theme of what it means to be sexually innocent.

It's my longest story yet, although I wrote most of it in a relatively short time. Still not done proofing.

I'll probably get about the same results with either Sci Fi/Fantasy or Exhibitionism, so it's down to one of those.
 
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