Snow on the roof but the fire's not out.

[bethesdabob]

Okay, you're not the studmuffin you used to be, your thick dark hair is getting thin and speckled with grey, the hairline is beginning to recede and you're twenty pounds over your old high school playing weight

The thin prom princess with the cute perky breasts that used to boink your brains out and could never get enough is asleep and snoring away on the bed, after twenty years of marriage those once perky breasts are now kind of floppy and chewed on, given a choice between a little nookie and sleep she chooses sleep most every time.

That pistol you pack is now firing blanks, at age 40 you figured that three kids were gonna bankrupt you so you had the plumbing fixed, could not afford another mistake, she was on the pill supposedly when the last two were conceived.

Your porn is stashed and after three months she still hasn't found it, you hope she won't bother to lift the heavy toolbox in the workroom where underneath it's all stashed.

You got a bad case of the DTB's, damned testosterone buildup, need release pretty bad, she had a headache Sunday night and did not want to milk the cow, if you don't release soon the sight of that cute little receptionist in the tight sweater at the office is gonna do it for you.

Sucks getting old.

 

[SexyDoubleLIfe]

aaahhhhhhh poor bob

It sure does - but it's even worse when you're alone, and your own finger prefers to sleep! Bob, it sounds like you need some spice in your life to perk things up! Get out there and look around. There's lots of love around DC - be it online, by phone, or a chance encounter at the Red Tomato or Houston's.

Good luck - email me if you want to talk.

kisses,
Ang