SeaCat
Hey, my Halo is smoking
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I'm living in Red Neck Heaven and loving it. It's so much fun blowing peoples minds.
I had to do some shopping this morning. I grabbed the gear and hopped the bike. There were several stops, the Bank, the Hardware Store and the Grocery Store. I got dirty looks at each stop as I came in wearing my leathers.
Then at the grocery store, as I was wandering the aisles I was spotted by a little kid. He screeched at his mommy about the biker and she shushed him while looking at me with concern. As I came out of the store I observed her and her rugrat heading in the same direction I was. I was surprised when she stopped her cart next to my bike. She was struggling with things. The cart kept trying to roll downhill and her child was a bit on the wild side. I stepped in. I grabbed her cart and turned it so it wouldn't roll. I looked at her kid, who was drooling over the bike and asked him if he liked it. When he looked at me with his wide eyes I grabbed him and dropped him on the saddle. His face damned near split in a smile as he grabbed the bars and made Vroom Vroom noises. I then unloaded her cart into her car and pushed the cart to a holding spot.
She was damned near freaking out by this time. I told he to open the doors to her car and grabbed her kid. I placed him in his carrier and buckled him up as she looked on in concern. As I stepped back I told her to have a nice day and stepped over to the bike. She watched as I opened the carrier and set my purchases in it as I pulled out my helmet and gloves. She was still standing there as I fired up the bike and took off. I think I rocked her boat.
At my next stop I came out of the hardware store and found another biker looking at my ride. His bike was a Harley. I came up and tossed my purchase in the trunk and pulled out my helmet. He looked at y ancient leathers and my older bike and asked me what in the hell it was. He had never seen an engine set up like mine and was intrigued. I explained it and he just looked and shook his head. He asked how it rode and I tried in vain to describe it. (How do you describe a bike that will rip you out of your seat at both the bottom and top ends?) Then I fired it up and he just looked at me. My bike is fairly quiet, we could talk without yelling. (It's not as quiet as I want it to be.) He just shook is head and walked away.
On my ride home I ran into an asshole. This dude in a Lexus seemed to think it was cool to close up on my ass at traffic lights. I'm he would come up at high speed and stop just short of my back tire. When I looked back at him he would just smile and flip me the bird. I finally got a bit pissed and came up to the next light a bit differently. I came up on the outside of the car in front of me and stopped close. I watched in the mirror as the Lexus came cranking in. I waited for the last second with the clutch held closed and the bike in first gear. I eased foreward and to the side and watched as this asshole went through where my bac tire had been and hit the car that had been in front of me. Too bad for him it happened to be a Sherrifs Deputy. I was smiling as the light changed and I took off.
When I got home I pulled into the park and cruised slowly up the road to my place. As I was doing this one of my neighbors came by on his Bagger. He looked at me in my leathers and helmet and smiled as he gave me a wave. His wife on the other hand blew me a kiss.
Dinner tonight was truly Red Neck. Thin sliced Grilled Spam on English Muffins with Swiss Cheese. (My wife added Ketchup to hers while I added Tobascoe to mine.) We both enjoyed it immensly. Dinner tomorrow night however will be Grilled Stuffed Lobster.
I enjoy fucking with peoples minds. Care to join in?
Cat
I had to do some shopping this morning. I grabbed the gear and hopped the bike. There were several stops, the Bank, the Hardware Store and the Grocery Store. I got dirty looks at each stop as I came in wearing my leathers.
Then at the grocery store, as I was wandering the aisles I was spotted by a little kid. He screeched at his mommy about the biker and she shushed him while looking at me with concern. As I came out of the store I observed her and her rugrat heading in the same direction I was. I was surprised when she stopped her cart next to my bike. She was struggling with things. The cart kept trying to roll downhill and her child was a bit on the wild side. I stepped in. I grabbed her cart and turned it so it wouldn't roll. I looked at her kid, who was drooling over the bike and asked him if he liked it. When he looked at me with his wide eyes I grabbed him and dropped him on the saddle. His face damned near split in a smile as he grabbed the bars and made Vroom Vroom noises. I then unloaded her cart into her car and pushed the cart to a holding spot.
She was damned near freaking out by this time. I told he to open the doors to her car and grabbed her kid. I placed him in his carrier and buckled him up as she looked on in concern. As I stepped back I told her to have a nice day and stepped over to the bike. She watched as I opened the carrier and set my purchases in it as I pulled out my helmet and gloves. She was still standing there as I fired up the bike and took off. I think I rocked her boat.
At my next stop I came out of the hardware store and found another biker looking at my ride. His bike was a Harley. I came up and tossed my purchase in the trunk and pulled out my helmet. He looked at y ancient leathers and my older bike and asked me what in the hell it was. He had never seen an engine set up like mine and was intrigued. I explained it and he just looked and shook his head. He asked how it rode and I tried in vain to describe it. (How do you describe a bike that will rip you out of your seat at both the bottom and top ends?) Then I fired it up and he just looked at me. My bike is fairly quiet, we could talk without yelling. (It's not as quiet as I want it to be.) He just shook is head and walked away.
On my ride home I ran into an asshole. This dude in a Lexus seemed to think it was cool to close up on my ass at traffic lights. I'm he would come up at high speed and stop just short of my back tire. When I looked back at him he would just smile and flip me the bird. I finally got a bit pissed and came up to the next light a bit differently. I came up on the outside of the car in front of me and stopped close. I watched in the mirror as the Lexus came cranking in. I waited for the last second with the clutch held closed and the bike in first gear. I eased foreward and to the side and watched as this asshole went through where my bac tire had been and hit the car that had been in front of me. Too bad for him it happened to be a Sherrifs Deputy. I was smiling as the light changed and I took off.
When I got home I pulled into the park and cruised slowly up the road to my place. As I was doing this one of my neighbors came by on his Bagger. He looked at me in my leathers and helmet and smiled as he gave me a wave. His wife on the other hand blew me a kiss.
Dinner tonight was truly Red Neck. Thin sliced Grilled Spam on English Muffins with Swiss Cheese. (My wife added Ketchup to hers while I added Tobascoe to mine.) We both enjoyed it immensly. Dinner tomorrow night however will be Grilled Stuffed Lobster.
I enjoy fucking with peoples minds. Care to join in?
Cat
