*snicker*

[entitled]

Lookee what i found!

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702

 

[SeaCat]

Lookee what i found!

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702

Now that is downright disturbing. If you're too lazy to give yourself pleasure then,,,,,,

And if you can't give yourself a good wank because of physical problems, I think you have other things to worry about.

Cat

 

[entitled]

Now that is downright disturbing. If you're too lazy to give yourself pleasure then,,,,,,

And if you can't give yourself a good wank because of physical problems, I think you have other things to worry about.

Cat

Not any more disturbing that vibrators.

 

[Liar]

Lookee what i found!

http://www.wordpress.tokyotimes.org/?p=702

Jaysus. I wouldn't dare. Guys? Anyone?

 

[rgraham666]

Not a chance.

 

[SeaCat]

Not any more disturbing that vibrators.

Hey a Vibe just adds to things, this looks like it's supposed to take the place of.
(Just stand right here and let the machine do the rest.)

Cat

 

[yui]

Bwahahaha! Read the comments.

And if you’ve had enough of a wank you can even make a cake mix….. what wanker thought of this….. LOL

Isn’t this the same company that made the salad shooter?

 

[SeaCat]

Bwahahaha! Read the comments.

Yui,

With that AV I don't even need to use my hands, just my mind will do it for me.

Cat

 

[Liar]

Not any more disturbing that vibrators.

Naah. A vibrator doesn't need a lever point.

I'd compare it with these instead.

 

[yui]

Yui,

With that AV I don't even need to use my hands, just my mind will do it for me.

Cat

*laughing* Thank you, Cat. You've made me blush again.

Naah. A vibrator doesn't need a lever point.

I'd compare it with these instead.

Good gawd, Liar! Owie, owie, owieowieowie ...

 

[SeaCat]

*laughing* Thank you, Cat. You've made me blush again.

Good gawd, Liar! Owie, owie, owieowieowie ...

In that case, my job here is done.
(Actually it isn't but long distance just doesn't work.)

Cat

 

[Guest]

actually have nothing against this machine. hey, if i had parkinsons or some other neurological disorder and couldnt *cum to grips* with the actual action... maybe this could be a solution. either way...i shant judge. theres a lot of odd things out there...that certainly doesnt qualify as something id say was bizarre.

 

[yui]

actually have nothing against this machine. hey, if i had parkinsons or some other neurological disorder and couldnt *cum to grips* with the actual action... maybe this could be a solution. either way...i shant judge. theres a lot of odd things out there...that certainly doesnt qualify as something id say was bizarre.

If you develop any neurological disorders, Vella, I will be happy to give you a hand. *nods*

 

[Guest]

If you develop any neurological disorders, Vella, I will be happy to give you a hand. *nods*

beautiful woman.
heart and soul.

 

[SeaCat]

beautiful woman.
heart and soul.

Indeed she is.

Cat

 

[Boxlicker101]

Now that is downright disturbing. If you're too lazy to give yourself pleasure then,,,,,,

And if you can't give yourself a good wank because of physical problems, I think you have other things to worry about.

Cat

I've seen an adverrtised device something like that. I will see if I can attach a link here. I don't believe those fucking machines are for real. There are actual machines but they don't look like that.

http://www.freshgirls.tv/pg/gmp/google.html

 

[yui]

beautiful woman.
heart and soul.

Thank you, Vella-la.http://www.addis-welt.de/smilie/smilie/japan/83311.gif

I try lend a hand where I can. For you, my right hand only needs to know who, er … what my left hand is doing …

Indeed she is.

Cat

Maybe we could do a Tokyo Turbo Hands Across America kind of thing.

You are too kind to me, but I thank you for that kindness, Cat.

 

[Tentacle_Beast]

Heh, I'm surprised one of these things didn't come out sooner, what with all the insane-looking gadgets they have for the opposite sex... >.>

Oh yeah, probably because us guys have WAY too much ego to go out and buy a damn machine that does what we can simulate already...huzzah. I don't know about it being really popular around those with disorders even, since you need at least one hand to operate the machine, I assume, and thus that would mean you would have that same hand good for...more economic uses. Just my two cents!

PS: If you're going to make a masturbation machine for guys, for god's sake don't make it look like a kitchen salad shredder *shudders*. Would not go within ten feet of that thing as it is.

 

[McKenna]

I know what Hilary is buying Bill for Christmas.

 

[zeb1094]

I know what Hilary is buying Bill for Christmas.

Not another Intern, is her name going to Monica?

 

[McKenna]

Not another Intern, is her name going to Monica?

I'm pretty sure he could call it anything he wanted. Maybe Hilary will have it engraved for him, even.

 

[zeb1094]

I'm pretty sure he could call it anything he wanted. Maybe Hilary will have it engraved for him, even.

lmfao

 

[gauchecritic]

actually have nothing against this machine. hey, if i had parkinsons or some other neurological disorder and couldnt *cum to grips* with the actual action... maybe this could be a solution. either way...i shant judge. theres a lot of odd things out there...that certainly doesnt qualify as something id say was bizarre.

I really wish you hadn't said that. I work with (for) three guys that have Parkinsons and now I'm busily trying to name the 72 FA Cup winning team.

On an un-PC note wouldn't Parkinsons give added expertise?

OK now I'm onto the 92 league champions.