TreeBeard42
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Ok. This is really weird, but what the hell.This is all true. Not the exact words, but a close paraphrase of the book.
I was reading a book of ancient mythology, and it was talking about how to defend oneself from snakes. It said that if a snake is chasing after you, you should run into a river, where it will lose the trail. If it bites you, you should kill it and use it's blood as the antidote.
But for women it is different. It may be that it is not chasing her to kill her, but because it has become attracted to her. If a woman sees a snake looking at her, she should remove all of her clothing and put it in a pile on the floor. If it crawls up to the pile, then it is attracted to her. It will continue following her until it gets her. Some say that she should have sex with a man in front of it, because this will disgust it and it will lose interest. Others disagree and say that this will actually make it even more aroused, thus making the situation worse. The only thing she can do is try to kill it without letting it get to her. If it doesn't approach the clothing, then it was not attracted to her and she has nothing to worry about.
If it's already too late, and the snake has already caught up with her and crawled into her vagina, then she must be very careful. She doesn't want to disturb it by pulling it out by it's tail or it will bite her and kill her. She has to just let the horney snake fuck her. What she should do is spread her legs wide on two barrels and put incense underneath on the floor between the barrels. She should take a knife with her. When the snake smells the incense it will get hungry and stop fucking her to crawl out and eat something. She must quickly take the knife and kill it. If not, it will just crawl right back in when it's done and continue fucking her.
When I read that in what was supposed to be a prudish ancient religious textbook, it completely blew my mind! I sat there in the library not believing that this was really happening for about ten minutes. I came back the next day and it still said it. I even checked other versions of the text.
I was reading a book of ancient mythology, and it was talking about how to defend oneself from snakes. It said that if a snake is chasing after you, you should run into a river, where it will lose the trail. If it bites you, you should kill it and use it's blood as the antidote.
But for women it is different. It may be that it is not chasing her to kill her, but because it has become attracted to her. If a woman sees a snake looking at her, she should remove all of her clothing and put it in a pile on the floor. If it crawls up to the pile, then it is attracted to her. It will continue following her until it gets her. Some say that she should have sex with a man in front of it, because this will disgust it and it will lose interest. Others disagree and say that this will actually make it even more aroused, thus making the situation worse. The only thing she can do is try to kill it without letting it get to her. If it doesn't approach the clothing, then it was not attracted to her and she has nothing to worry about.
If it's already too late, and the snake has already caught up with her and crawled into her vagina, then she must be very careful. She doesn't want to disturb it by pulling it out by it's tail or it will bite her and kill her. She has to just let the horney snake fuck her. What she should do is spread her legs wide on two barrels and put incense underneath on the floor between the barrels. She should take a knife with her. When the snake smells the incense it will get hungry and stop fucking her to crawl out and eat something. She must quickly take the knife and kill it. If not, it will just crawl right back in when it's done and continue fucking her.
When I read that in what was supposed to be a prudish ancient religious textbook, it completely blew my mind! I sat there in the library not believing that this was really happening for about ten minutes. I came back the next day and it still said it. I even checked other versions of the text.
