Snakes On A Plane

[Aurora Black]

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Is it out yet?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Huh?

I'm missing a really funny pun here, I know.

 

[vampiredust]

"I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Is it out yet?

It's coming out soon in the UK, don't know about Europe. Not sure about this film, methinks they offered Mr Jackson $20 million and told him to ignore the script. The plot sounds awful and I cracked up as I soon as I heard the title.

 

[ibhard]

Every good actor does at least one bad movie. Snakes On a Plane will another for Samuel L Jackson.

For shame Sam, this is your second one!

Unbreakable was the first, IMO

 

[Aurora Black]

Every good actor does at least one bad movie. Snakes On a Plane will another for Samuel L Jackson.

For shame Sam, this is your second one!

Unbreakable was the first, IMO

Unbreakable sucked ass.

 

[ibhard]

Unbreakable sucked ass.

That's what I thought too, Snakes being his second bad one I'm sure.

 

[Guest]

http://imdb.com/title/tt0417148/releaseinfo

Release dates for
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Country Date
Israel 17 August 2006
Iceland 18 August 2006
UK 18 August 2006
USA 18 August 2006
Australia 24 August 2006
New Zealand 24 August 2006
Singapore 24 August 2006
Belgium 30 August 2006
France 30 August 2006
Argentina 7 September 2006
Brazil 7 September 2006
Germany 7 September 2006
Finland 8 September 2006
Netherlands 14 September 2006
Portugal 28 September 2006
Lithuania 20 October 2006
Estonia 27 October 2006
Italy 24 November 2006

 

[CrimsonMaiden]

The Hollywood premiere is August 17.

 

[Aurora Black]

That's what I thought too, Snakes being his second bad one I'm sure.

Who knows? Maybe it'll come out and surprise us all... BWAHAHAHA!

 

[Aurora Black]

Thanks Ted & Crim. Doesn't say anything about Greece, though. Maybe it'll be released at the same time as Italy or something. *shrug*

 

[Guest]

Thanks Ted & Crim. Doesn't say anything about Greece, though. Maybe it'll be released at the same time as Italy or something. *shrug*

To think we're going to pollute a birthplace of civilization with this tripe...

 

[Lauren Hynde]

To think we're going to pollute a birthplace of civilization with this tripe...

That's Africa. The cradle of fuckin' civilization!

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Why does Samuel L. Jackson say "motherfucker" in every third scene in every movie he does?

Is he trying to sound more ghetto?

 

[Zeb_Carter]

That's Africa. The cradle of fuckin' civilization!

That would be the motherfucking cradle of civilization!

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Why does Samuel L. Jackson say "motherfucker" in every third scene in every movie he does?

Is he trying to sound more ghetto?

It's mmmmmmm good, bitch!

 

[Aurora Black]

The trailer is funny as hell. Sounds like the whole thing will be a hoot. I probably won't go to the theater to see it, but when it comes out on DVD... Ha! Beer, pizza and the guys at my house!

"Yellow cake! Don't drop that shit! Pray to God you don't drop that shit!"

That quote was from the Chapelle Show, not the movie.

 

[Liar]

That's what I thought too, Snakes being his second bad one I'm sure.

Guy's made, like, 70 or so movies. One of the most prolific actors in hollywood. I'm sure more than two of his flicks have sucked.

Sphere comes to mind.
The man was seriously lame too.


Otoh, he's narrating the upcoming Farce of the Penguins. For that, I'll forgive any prior embarrassments.

 

[Aurora Black]

It's mmmmmmm good, bitch!

Samuel Jackson Beer

 

[Lauren Hynde]

"Yellow cake! Don't drop that shit! Pray to God you don't drop that shit!"

I know what I'm doing, I got it wrapped in this special CIA napkin!

 

[Aurora Black]

Guy's made, like, 70 or so movies. One of the most prolific actors in hollywood. I'm sure more than two of his flicks have sucked.

Sphere comes to mind.
The man was seriously lame too.


Otoh, he's narrating the upcoming Farce of the Penguins. For that, I'll forgive any prior embarrassments.

My god, Sphere sucked too!

 

[Aurora Black]

I know what I'm doing, I got it wrapped in this special CIA napkin!

Must be a powerful napkin to safely contain that yellow cake.

 

[Guest]

Originally he never said "I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane,"

From IMDB.com :

In March 2006 New Line Cinema, due to massive fan interest on the Internet, allowed for a 5 day reshoot to film new scenes to take the movie from PG-13 to a R-rated film (originally the film wrapped principal photography in September 2005). Among these additions is the Jackson character's line, "I want these motherfucking snakes off this motherfucking plane," a line that originated in an anticipatory internet parody of the movie.

Ahh, the power of the internet...

Now if fans could just arrange for Kiera Knightly to do a nude scene...

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Omg, I'd love to have sat in on the pitch meeting for this movie.

"Hmm, we need a title...fuck it, let's just call it 'Snakes On A Plane'."

 

[rgraham666]

Who says Hollywood doesn't have any good ideas?

 

[Tom Collins]

OMG...this is someone's idea of a sick joke...right?! Please tell me this isn't an actual movie that's going to be in actual theaters for actual audiences to actually watch...