Snake In The Grass

[Lancecastor]

What do you do with a snake in the grass?

As a boy, I had a neighbor who would chase them with his lawnmower and chop them up into little pieces.

It was weird and funny to watch as a boy, because he's yell & curse at the snake...."Come here and die you little fucker!"

My dad tried to talk him out of the neighborhood-wide cursing, but he'd just tell Dad to fuck off...Tom was truly a crusty old fucker.

I don't like snakes in the grass...people who fuck with you behind your back.

In my book, there is no cheaper form of behavior.

I recently discovered a snake on my lawn, fucking with me behind my back.

Time to get the lawnmower out!

What do you do with a snake in the grass?

 

[Guest]

 

[Pamela]

I would probably scream and pass out!

I'm deathly afraid of snakes!

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Snakes are a sign of a healthy ecosystem.

 

[Guest]

I've seen only one ''wild'' snake in my life.

I can't say I particularly like snakes.

 

[Lancecastor]

Snake in the grass


I thought this was a post about muslims in our society

To, you, they are your snakes in the grass, Hanns.

Actually...you know this particular snake.

Lance

 

[Guest]

garter snakes? Harmless and good in the garden.
Snakes that fuck you behind your back? Bad and .....get out the mower!

 

[Lancecastor]

Snakes are a sign of a healthy ecosystem.

Agreed; there should be snakes.

And mongoose, too.

Lance

 

[His_kitty]

What I do depends on the snake.

Sometimes I go to all costs to avoid it and other times I'll get catch it and dispose of it.

 

[Lancecastor]

garter snakes? Harmless and good in the garden.
Snakes that fuck you behind your back? Bad and .....get out the mower!

Precisely.

I found out last nite about one of the latter variety here on the GB.

Chop chop...Lance is sharpening the blade.

 

[Guest]

 

[Bidin~Time]

Depending upon the type of snake you refer to, maybe you should follow him back to his den and take the mower to the entire lot. Where ther's one, there's usually two ya know.

Or better yet, don't soil your hands on them, just call the exterminator.

 

[kotori]

Precisely.

I found out last nite about one of the latter variety here on the GB.

Chop chop...Lance is sharpening the blade.

Sounds so dramatic. Just make sure what looked like a snake through the lens of the ol' black rum wasn't some fabulous creature of mythic delight.

Just my 2d. I don't have a rooting interest for the snake, be assured.

 

[Guest]

I post on their threads.

 

[Guest]

Snakes that fuck you behind your back? Bad and .....get out the mower!

I agree. Black Snake's huge cock up your shitter ain't a pretty picture.

I think using a mower on him is a bit drastic.

 

[Cheyenne]

What do you do with a snake in the grass?

Search on "Magic Merlin" if you want to see my treatment of snakes. Need to go back almost 2 years though.

 

[April]

If you can't name names, don't bring it to the board. We've all been through the drama before. Frankly, it's boring.

 

[Lancecastor]

Depending upon the type of snake you refer to, maybe you should follow him back to his den and take the mower to the entire lot. Where ther's one, there's usually two ya know.

Or better yet, don't soil your hands on them, just call the exterminator.

I'm not concerned about the other snakelettes...they'll scatter.

No loyalty amongst slitherers, you know.

And no, this wasn't the rum talking...this snake's been around for a while.

 

[Guest]

I agree. Black Snake's huge cock up your shitter ain't a pretty picture.

I think using a mower on him is a bit drastic.

Weed-eater, then?

 

[Cheyenne]

I post on their threads.

 

[Guest]

They seek it here, they seek it there..

*Flicks out tongue and tastes the rancid flavour of hypocrisy*



*Slithers unseen but sure in its perfect right to exist*

 

[Lancecastor]

If you can't name names, don't bring it to the board. We've all been through the drama before. Frankly, it's boring.

I'm looking for ideas.

If you want drama, hit the Playground.

You'll know soon enough.

Lance

 

[Pamela]

Re: They seek it here, they seek it there..

*Slithers unseen*

That gives me the willies!!

 

[April]

There're two choices here:
1. You out them.
2. You play their game and outsnake them. I'm sure you can do that. I have faith in you.

 

[JazzManJim]

If you can't name names, don't bring it to the board. We've all been through the drama before. Frankly, it's boring.

Well said, Eurohottie.

This coy hinting around and such bullshit went out about the time I stopped hitting girls in the arm to let them know I liked them.