Thank you for coming over for a mellow evening with Smoove. Smoove would take you out to the finest dance club or restaurant in the city, but Smoove has had a long week. Smoove is very tired.
I may have mentioned this before, but I did not sleep well last night. I am not so sure why, but even a bed as luxurious and silken as mine could not ease the sleep into my mind. I purchased some melatonin this afternoon, so that might help.
Oh, did I mention that your outfit looks very fine tonight? I can't remember. If I did not then...yeah. It looks great. Damn, I am so out of it today.
Although we will be enjoying a quiet evening at home, that does not mean I will not provide for your every need. I have a wide array of DVD selections that I rented that we can watch tonight. I also have many from my personal DVD library that I would not mind watching again.
Do you want some coffee? I think I am going to make some.
I should tell you it makes me very happy that you have decided to join me for a quiet night at home. Would you like to adjourn to the couch? I need to stretch out.
...Huh, I'm sorry, baby. I was just resting my eyes. Why do you have your coat on? What time is it? Damn, I must have nodded off. Why don't you stay? Okay, well, I'll give you a call tomorrow.
