SmoothBlackGuy: This White Assed Bitch Has Shade.

[alexandraaah]

And she's gonna pimp for all da ho's you be tryin' to covet.

Dem is ma ho's, you dig?

Just a shout out to all my white bitch ho's in da draaah house.

Keepin' it real, yo.

Draaah will treat you right, babies. Don't waste you time with that frontin' fool...come to mama, bitch-ho's. I'z gots what you need.

 

[MissTaken]

Can I be your bitch ho, draaah?


Puhleeeeeaze, suga'!

 

[alexandraaah]

Can I be your bitch ho, draaah?


Puhleeeeeaze, suga'!

Baby, consider yo sizzlin' self all hoed out to draah.

Now, c'mere and put on some pumps.

 

[perks]

shizzy my nizzy

 

[alexandraaah]

shizzy my nizzy

Dayum, girl, bring that fine white junk over thizaway.

 

[KillerMuffin]

And she's gonna pimp for all da ho's you be tryin' to covet.

Dem is ma ho's, you dig?

Just a shout out to all my white bitch ho's in da draaah house.

Keepin' it real, yo.

Draaah will treat you right, babies. Don't waste you time with that frontin' fool...come to mama, bitch-ho's. I'z gots what you need.

What? Can you run that by me again, this time in English?

 

[RawHumor]

*walking in... eyes lowered... looking around, finding alex*

"Ummm... excuse me, ma'am... I've never been to a place like this before. I was just wondering how the prices worked. How many ladies work for you?"

 

[ExLimey]

Re: Re: SmoothBlackGuy: This White Assed Bitch Has Shade.

What? Can you run that by me again, this time in English?

I second that. Anyone know of an online Ebonics-to-Queen's English dictionary? Or Pimps-to-English translator?

 

[alexandraaah]

*walking in... eyes lowered... looking around, finding alex*

"Ummm... excuse me, ma'am... I've never been to a place like this before. I was just wondering how the prices worked. How many ladies work for you?"

Come on in baby, and "draah" will be fine from now on, yo.

Iz gots all da bitches here fo yo pleasure...what's yo style, yo? You like dem skinny assed bitches or you like some junk in the trunk, my little itty bitty brotha friend?


Yo, Killa-I speak the Queen's English, yo. Baby, you need a job? Draah will hook that shit up, fine.

 

[RawHumor]

Come on in baby, and "draah" will be fine from now on, yo.

Iz gots all da bitches here fo yo pleasure...what's yo style, yo? You like dem skinny assed bitches or you like some junk in the trunk, my little itty bitty brotha friend?

"Okay then, Draah it is. Ummmm..."

*spotting MissT, glancing away shyly*

"How much for that one? And what do I get for my money?"

 

[APhil]

Re: SmoothBlackGuy: This White Assed Bitch Has Shade. (Pimp-to-English translation)

And she's gonna pimp for all da ho's you be tryin' to covet.

Dem is ma ho's, you dig?

The ladies are mine. If you want one for a while, you have to ask me.

Just a shout out to all my white bitch ho's in da draaah house.

How are you doing today, ladies?

Keepin' it real, yo.

Just making sure everything's even.

Draaah will treat you right, babies. Don't waste you time with that frontin' fool...come to mama, bitch-ho's. I'z gots what you need.

I'll take care of you.

 

[alexandraaah]

A Phil, you A okay with da draaah, brotha friend.

You fresh, yo.


Midget-dude, you say you want a piece of ma T-Doll? Dayum that's some eggsquisite taste you have, little man.

That fresh ball o wonder is all you for trey fitty, unlimited time, man. She smells like peaches and tastes like cream. You jez shell out da bones and we in biznez.

 

[RawHumor]

Midget-dude, you say you want a piece of ma T-Doll? Dayum that's some eggsquisite taste you have, little man.

That fresh ball o wonder is all you for trey fitty, unlimited time, man. She smells like peaches and tastes like cream. You jez shell out da bones and we in biznez.

Three hundred and fifty dollars? Let me see... *counting a wad of bills*

She's definitely worth the price. Anything goes once we're together?

 

[alexandraaah]

Three hundred and fifty dollars? Let me see... *counting a wad of bills*

She's definitely worth the price. Anything goes once we're together?

I said trey fitty, little man, but whatever, right?

She's worth the whole dayum farm, small-fry. Once you gots her, you gots her. Ma bitches aim to please, yo. But you know dem bitches man, they always spoutin' some shit about they pergatory and shit. I wouldn't fuck wit da bitche's azz if ya hear me, mmkay?

 

[perks]

Draaaah's got HOsszz in diff'rent areaaa coooodeszzzz

410 443

fuck those are mine.


smack my sistah blistah!

 

[KillerMuffin]

Come on in baby, and "draah" will be fine from now on, yo.

You know you spelled your own name wrong, honey chile?



Sign me up as a bouncer. I don't ho.

 

[APhil]

A Phil, you A okay with da draaah, brotha friend.

You fresh, yo.

Much props to da draaah be comin' on the uptick fo all dem fly bitchez.

No slim on the brotha heah gettin' a lil' sumpin' on da side?

 

[alexandraaah]

You know you spelled your own name wrong, honey chile?



Sign me up as a bouncer. I don't ho.

Yo, baby, spellin' ain't ma for-tress, if ya hear me. What you packin' yo? Draaaaaaaah can't be takin' any chances wit da chumps dat patronize ma establishament, yo.

 

[alexandraaah]

Much props to da draaah be comin' on the uptick fo all dem fly bitchez.

No slim on the brotha heah gettin' a lil' sumpin' on da side?

Dayum friend, you think a sista like draaah don't take care of ha owen?

Say tha word, A-hab, and you will be hooked kindly.

 

[TWB]

Draah, I liked you alot better before you posted this racist bullshit.

 

[APhil]

Say tha word, A-hab, and you will be hooked kindly.

Dayum, so many ta choose frum...

I likes da reds.

 

[alexandraaah]

Draah, I liked you alot better before you posted this racist bullshit.

Tell me you're fucking joking.

 

[TWB]

Nope. Are You?

 

[RawHumor]

She's worth the whole dayum farm, small-fry. Once you gots her, you gots her. Ma bitches aim to please, yo. But you know dem bitches man, they always spoutin' some shit about they pergatory and shit. I wouldn't fuck wit da bitche's azz if ya hear me, mmkay?

No ass-fucking? Her mouth better be quite talented, cuz I ain't paying $350 for a one-hole whore!

 

[Tantanah]

LMAO!! This thread is funny!!